Loki, if I give you a chance now, will you really kill Thor?"
Li Chengfeng sighed, his eyes filled with melancholy.
"If it were before, I might have, but now… let's just forget it."
"Why?"
"You're still asking me why?" Loki pointed speechlessly at Thor, who was being beaten to the ground by Hela. "Look, what has Big Sister beaten him into? My mother wouldn't recognize him a hundred percent if she didn't identify him by his soul!"
Li Chengfeng looked at Thor's originally chiseled, typical European and American handsome face. Now, let alone his race, his species seemed to have changed a bit.
No way.
His biological sister was too heavy-handed.
She was hitting him directly in the face with mjolnir.
It was only because Thor's physical quality was terrifying, and Hela hadn't actually used her Death Goddess power, only attacking Thor with her physical strength.
This was definitely considered holding back. Li Chengfeng found that, besides being a warmonger, Hela wasn't as repulsed by her family as he had imagined…
She wasn't even entirely disgusted with her father, the All-Father who ruled all of Asgard and later sealed her on Earth.
What she hated was her father's complete negation of everything she had done.
But Li Chengfeng understood perfectly, and even felt that Hela was already quite restrained.
You took me around to chop people and seize territory since I was young. You taught me to chop people, and you taught me to fight. When I thought I could inherit your will, you said you wanted peaceful rule, believing I was too brutal and bloodthirsty to inherit the great legacy?
What's the difference between this and "The Crown Prince is often ill, you should strive harder"?
Are you kidding?
Are you playing with a fool?
Where in the World is there such a resentful Crown Prince?
So, beating up her younger brother to vent was also a way to get some interest back from Odin in advance.
Li Chengfeng and Loki, seeing this, naturally chose to continue watching the show from the side.
A little squabble between siblings, how loving (chuckles).
At first, Thor was still very tough, gritting his teeth even when being beaten, and even trying to fight back.
Later, after mjolnir had completely turned his face into a pig's head, even someone as simply dull as Thor reacted.
His elder sister didn't seem to be beating him, but rather wanted to hit someone else's face by beating him.
And beating the Crown Prince, wasn't that hitting the King's face?
This was definitely an undeserved calamity!
Thinking of this, Thor suddenly felt a surge of grievance.
"My, my elder sister, I was wrong."
When Thor said this, Loki's originally forced poker face finally broke.
"Hahahahaha! This is hilarious, that golden-haired oaf actually has a day where he admits his mistakes and begs for mercy?"
"ε=(´ο｀*))) Ah, according to my analysis, if he were facing a life-and-death enemy right now, someone like Thor would never beg for mercy, even if it meant death." Li Chengfeng sighed, "But now, it's his biological elder sister who is beating him. Isn't it normal to beg for mercy from your own sister?"
"Hmph! I won't give him that chance! If you're going to get beaten, you have to get the full beating. How can you beg for mercy… Wait, I'm going to sow some discord."
Loki's eyes darted around, an idea came to him, and he walked with a sinister smile towards the domestic violence scene in Asgard.
Li Chengfeng reached out, but it was a step too late, and he couldn't stop Loki.
He definitely didn't intentionally not stop Loki; he truly wasn't trying to watch an even bigger show.
"Big Sister, you absolutely must not let him go. He and Father are definitely in cahoots! Only you and I are on the same side in our family. We two are the best in the World!"
And Hela, who was in the middle of educating her younger brother with mjolnir, instinctively turned around when she heard Loki's voice.
Upon seeing Loki, the nameless fire in her heart burned even stronger.
Thor indeed resembled the young All-Father Odin in appearance and temperament…
But Loki, the adopted son, was actually more similar to Odin's inner self.
"B-Big Sister, what do you mean by looking at me like that…?"
Loki keenly noticed that Hela's gaze at him was clearly off…
The next hammer strike landed on him.
"Li Chengfeng! Help!"
"Sorry, I really can't help at all."
"You old man! If I could make you God Queen, I'd take your surname!"
"When the hell did I say I wanted to be God Queen! I clearly want to be the Executive Vice God King!" Li Chengfeng was somewhat exasperated, "Hela, think about how your father let these two big fools mess around in the Nine Realms, and instead sealed you, who was wholeheartedly trying to strengthen Asgard, on Earth! Are you angry? Are you sad? Then beat them hard! A brother won't amount to anything if he isn't beaten!"
…
Although the scene of Hela beating her two brothers looked truly spectacular, Li Chengfeng was the most dedicated Agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, so he still led his subordinates out of the cell, leaving the three siblings some private family space…
Mainly, there were too many people, and Hela might not be able to perform well.
At this point, she probably had the Night Sky Sword summoned.
Li Chengfeng cast one last glance into the cell, then made the sign of the cross with one hand on his chest, forming a Taoist hand seal, then shouted "Amitabha" and strode out the door.
Harley Quinn: "He seemed to have done a lot of things just now?"
Ada Wong: "Playing with religion as a meme, be careful of being reported!"
After leaving the cell, Li Chengfeng no longer felt like playing with memes.
Because that was just a way to relax before proceeding to the next step of work.
"There are three people in the pit below. Two of them are known criminals, but they're the kind who just want to make money, not very harmful. As for the other one…" Li Chengfeng looked at Wanda, who was standing behind him, "That's a magic user, a very excellent magic user, but now he's completely controlled by my Will Green Light. He can neither form seals nor chant spells, but you must still take him seriously when escorting him. He's a scumbag with no bottom line."
"Yes, Captain!" Wanda nodded hurriedly. She was still not quite used to Li Chengfeng's appearance when he was on a mission, and said timidly, "Big Sister Hela taught me how to control my own magic energy over the past month. If it's a magic user who can't fight back, then I should be able to temporarily seal his power."
"Very good, then Constantine is yours to handle."
As they spoke, several people had already descended to the bottom of the pit.
Mick Rory was still relentlessly beating Constantine.
Li Chengfeng rubbed his eyes.
Eh?
Didn't he just see this scene in the cell?
Both were beating people into pig heads!
Is this the legendary déjà vu?
However, the difference between Mick Rory, with his butt sticking out, and the Asgardian Big Sister was too great.
They both had butts, so why look at Mick Rory's?
Was Hela not more appealing?
"That's enough, Mick Rory, stop. I think beating him into a pig's head is retribution enough."
But Mick Rory was a brute to begin with, and now that he was fired up, he wouldn't listen to anyone.
Li Chengfeng rubbed his forehead, somewhat annoyed.
"Pietro, make him sober up."
"Yes, Captain!"
Pietro showed Li Chengfeng a brilliant smile that would never have appeared a month ago, then instantly vanished from the spot.
Perhaps to ordinary people, they could only see Quicksilver Pietro turn into a flash of lightning and rush out, but Li Chengfeng could clearly see Quicksilver's every move.
Ever since Pietro's Mutant ability stabilized, his top speed had been steadily increasing.
But after all, he had only recently awakened, and his ability was limited. Currently, he was only at a level of about six hundred miles per hour, still a considerable distance from reaching the speed of sound.
But it was enough.
Pietro instantly subdued Mick Rory. Although Quicksilver was a Mutant whose signature ability was speed, his body had also been altered by the X gene to adapt to his ability.
His cardiovascular and respiratory systems were several times more efficient than a normal person's, and his muscle tissue did not produce fatigue toxins. While his strength couldn't compare to those monsters, moving a few hundred kilograms was no different from playing.
As his speed increased, his body would evolve further.
Thinking of this, Li Chengfeng suddenly remembered Barry Allen.
If nothing unexpected happened, given Barry's personality and life experiences, he would most likely become good running buddies with Pietro.
After all, they both had fathers who were as good as dead and mothers who were truly dead.
How tragic.
Of course, this also depends on who you compare them to. Compared to ordinary families with both parents, it's certainly tragic, but compared to his grandfather, it's much happier.
At this moment, Bruce Wayne, far away in Gotham, was undergoing his daily training.
Suddenly, he sneezed, which made him feel a little bewildered.
"Master Bruce, are you perhaps too tired lately?" Alfred, who was cleaning the Batcave, looked back at Bruce Wayne. "You haven't sneezed like this in many years."
"It's just a sneeze, Alfred."
Bruce Wayne finished speaking and continued his training.
But in the midst of it all, he had a premonition…
Someone was talking behind his back!
And Li Chengfeng, who had just finished talking about Batman in his heart, looked at Mick Rory, who had been bundled up like a zongzi by Pietro, walked over, and squatted beside Constantine.
"Can you still talk, Constantine?"
"Wuwuwu! Wuwuwuwuwu! (Let me go! I absolutely won't run!)"
"Are you out of your mind? Do you think I'm that White Duck Egg, who can read your thoughts?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes, "I'll let you go, and you're not allowed to run. If you run, I'll use the full power of the Federal Bureau of Investigation to find you. Even if you hide in the deepest part of the magic World, I'll find you. You should know I have that ability."
Constantine stopped "wuwu-ing" when he heard this and nodded hurriedly.
Run?
Run my ass!
He could now simultaneously sense several powerful energies.
The most obvious ones, besides Li Chengfeng in front of him, were two others.
One had just appeared out of thin air in the cell.
And the other had appeared in the warden's office building outside the cell.
Constantine's brows furrowed tighter and tighter.
Even if he wanted to run this time, he probably couldn't escape.