"Sssssslllllllllluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp…"
"What did you do, Tachyon?"
"Just leave it in the past, trainer. I'm begging you."
The young man had tried to exorcise the feral Cafe with unholy water, but instead of calming down, Cafe became more feral. The young man was surprised for a second before he realized something, Cafe is addicted to coffee. If anything will exorcise her, it will be coffee.
"Sssssslllllllluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppp…"
"Calm down on the sucking, Cafe."
"Mmmhhhhrrrmmmmmm…"
"Alright! Alright! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
After the young man brews some cups of coffee, Cafe finally calms down. The man breathed a sigh of relief after Cafe returned to normal, so he sat his ass down. And with her seat prepared, Cafe sits down on the young man's lap. The young man tries to reason with Cafe, but she keeps humming every time the young man tries to interfere. His instinct tells him that something bad will happen if Cafe's hum turns to vocal words.
Cafe drank down her coffee with her powerful sucking power, so the young man had to brew some more cups until this point, where there were 9 cups of coffee in front of her, each having a straw that ended inside Cafe's mouth.
"Tachyon, you really have done it this time."
"I won't deny that…"
"Back to the actual matter at hand, I expect you to return to work after this."
"You're one hell of an employer, you know that?"
"You want me to limit your toilet time?"
"Maybe I should turn you into Uma public toilet instead."
"Try me. You won't. You won't. No balls. Coward. You won't."
This guy… is really something else…
Yeah! He's so dreamy!
Shut it!
"Come on. Let's go to the team room and begin your work immediately. You currently owe me several days of free work."
You know what? I'm going to make it my life goal to make him irresistible to Uma Musumes so he can never truly live in peace.
He is already as irresistible as he is.
Please die.
"Alright, Cafe, time to go off."
"Hhhhmmmmrrrrmmmhhh!!"
"Cafe… You need to get off of me."
"Hhhhrrrrmmmmmmmm!!!"
"Cutie Catie Cafei, please~~"
"Mmmmhhhhhrrrmmmmmm!!"
"Tachyon, you didn't transmute Cafe with a cat, right?"
"Do I look like Tosho to you?"
"You're as bratty as her. Now help me get off of her."
"Sigh… fine…"
Tachyon was about to stand up, but before she could approach Cafe, the friend stopped her in her path. Normally, Tachyon would just slam onto her, but now that she can see the invisible friend, she unconsciously stops. This only affirms Cafe's suspicion that Tachyon can now see her friend.
"Tachyon?"
"Ah… Nothing…"
Tachyon slides beside the friend toward Cafe. When she was about to lift Cafe off the young man, Cafe quickly scratched Tachyon's face like a cat.
"I don't think this is working, boss…"
"Yeah… Do you have any large containers?"
XxX-XxX
"This is surely a development no one has predicted."
"You can blame Tachyon for this, McQueen."
Returning to the team room, the young man is accompanied by one more Uma than everyone predicted. He said that he was going to pick up Tachyon, but here he is with the addition of Cafe standing near him. Not only that, Tachyon was carrying a big bucket on her back like it was a backpack. From the bucket, a small hose starts, which ends on Cafe's mouth. A dark liquid can be seen flowing from the bucket into Cafe's mouth. Everyone already knows what the liquid is, considering how much of an addict Cafe is.
"Well, since Tachyon is here, we're going to resume our daily training."
"What have we been doing this entire time then?"
"Our regular training has Tachyon overseeing all of you while I'm sitting on my ass doing nothing. These past few days have been all me, that's not regular."
"You always have a way to disappoint me. How do you do that?"
"It's an ability you wouldn't learn from a Jedi, McQueen. Now you take it from here, Tachyon. I'm going to take a nap."
The young man was about to move toward the sofa, but he was stopped by an invisible force. It's as if someone who cannot be seen has grabbed hold of his body. The young man knew it was none other than the invisible Sunday Silence, allegedly. Although Sunday Silence is still running in the Dream Series in this world, so Goddesses know how that works.
"You still have something to pay for, Trainer Igo."
"And what would that be, Cafe?"
"Hhhhrrrrrrmmmmmhhhh!!!"
"Alright! Alright! I'm sorry!!"
"What happened between them?"
"Cafe did something stupid, and your trainer teased her for it."
"It was your fault, Tachyon!! Don't clean your hands that easily."
"So everything is normal, yes? Senior Tachyon does something harmful, someone innocent gets involved, and our trainer teases a girl until she goes crazy."
"What kind of man do you think I am, Suzuka?"
"Hehehe~~"
"That answer pisses me more than if you just outright mock me, honestly. Screw it. I guess no rest for me. Tachyon, what do you need?"
"A current reading of their abilities should be a good start. I want to see if we're going to reach the predicted growth."
"Alright, everybody get naked. You're all teenagers, so there should be growth in your BWH numbers."
"THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT, IDIOT!!"
*BAAAAAAM*
"GGAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Like usual, McQueen resorts to violence and delivers a devastating straight punch to the young man's stomach. The young man was sent backward for a solid meter, even with his feet planted squarely on the floor.
"Why are you like this?"
"Been questioning myself that ever since I was born, McQueen. The answer is simply because I'm special."
"Special needs?"
"Considering everything, not far from the truth."