"CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU WON THE SATSUKI SHO, MCQUEEN!!!"
"Ah… Thank you."
A day after McQueen's win on the Satsuki Sho, she was greeted with a surprise party from her classmates. She was expecting several congratulations, but she didn't expect an entire party in their class.
"Please tell me that you girls have asked for permission first?"
"That's Teio's job."
"Teio?"
"I just asked prez and she said okay."
"Please ask the teachers!! We're in so much trouble!!!"
"Aaaaah… Don't fret it too much. They probably understand."
"Sigh… I hope so…"
"Come on!! Let's cut the cake!! I'm hungry!!"
"Who is the winner here??!"
"You can eat my portion, McQueen. I'm planning to eat the cake trainer is baking."
"Eh?!? He is baking a cake?!?! He can do that?!"
"Whoa!! Your trainer is baking a cake!! He is so multi-talented!!"
"Where is he cooking it?"
"The Home-ed room. He is borrowing it."
"Wait! Does that mean we can visit him!? Hey!! Let's visit him!!"
"Wait!! Wait!! Please don't!!"
The winner's pleas fell on deaf ears as her friends were exiting the class in droves. For them, the man who made their friend into the champion is a source of wonder and curiosity. They want to know what kind of man he is.
"He's gotta be some kind of prince if McQueen agrees to make a contract with him, right?"
"He is probably in his forties from how experienced he is."
"Not only that, but he can also cook?! This man is too good to be true!!"
"Wait!! Wait!! Please!! Don't!! You are not ready for the ugly truth yet!!!"
"Just give up, McQueen."
"This is your fault too, Teio!! We have to stop them, or our trainer might embarrass us!!"
"Eeeeh~~ Fine…"
Teio and McQueen follow their curious friends toward the Home-ed room. As much as McQueen protested, she is curious about her trainer. When she thought she had figured him out, he pulled out some new skill that seemingly had nothing to do with training Uma Musume.
"Don't lick that cream, you divorced bum!!"
"Why do you call me that? And if you don't want me to lick it, then don't spray me with it."
"Mh? He's in there with another Uma."
"Who?"
"Who?"
"Eeek!!"
The two trainees' atmosphere darkened. The temperature plummeted to near arctic levels, and their tones lowered. Instead of following their classmates, the duo is now leading the charge toward the Home-ed room.
*SSHHKK*
"Oooh? What are you girls doing here?"
In the home-ed room, the young man is in an apron with a black-haired Uma Musume with whom McQueen is acquainted.
"Heyo McQueen~~ Long time no see."
"Stay Gold? You're still a student?"
"That's what I'm saying!! Hear that, Bum? Go graduate already and don't eat that!!!"
The small black-haired Uma grabbed the cream dispenser, put it near her mouth, and then poured it. The young man had to take the dispenser out of her hand hurriedly, or he might need to buy more.
"I'll charge you for that, Stay Gold."
"What a cheapskate."
"McQueen, whatever this four-times-divorce dad, who is stuck with the custody of the five children, said, don't listen to her. Make sure she never gets closer to anyone from your family."
"Four times divorced with five children? Which wife would I have more than one child with?"
"The first one."
"Yeah… That makes sense."
"That's what troubles you? And how do you know she is acquainted with my family, trainer?"
"It takes a bum to understand another bum. Isn't that right, Stay Gold?"
"Damn straight! So, when will the party be held?"
"You're not invited. I don't want to spend more money to buy ingredients to make more cake. Now, be a good student and actually attend your class."
"I have a souvenir for you."
"You are invited, Stay Gold. Come to Team Minaz's room this evening."
The young man quickly does a 180 when Stay Gold brings out a gold bullion from her pocket. As a normal person, of course, the young man would compromise his ideals for some money.
"So what are you girls doing here? Please don't tell me you girls want to be like this bum."
"Ah… No… We were told that McQueen's trainer would be here, so we want to meet you."
"You want to meet me? Is there something I can help you with?"
The young man in an apron couldn't pin down why any of these girls wanted to meet him. McQueen probably wants to gorge on the cake he is making. Teio is just a clingy little girl. But he doesn't have any data with anyone else here.
"Well… Uummhh… We… We…"
Something isn't right!! I can feel it!!
McQueen's instinct is telling her to separate her classmates from her trainer. The way the girls are fidgeting isn't normal. He has the look of a delinquent, but the gap moe between his look and the act of baking a cake can be quite attractive to some people. It is activating a dominating instinct within McQueen, so she assumes that everyone does. It only takes one Uma to dominate over the young man, and that will be McQueen.
"I'm sorry, but Minaz isn't looking for applicants right now. It's already a headache as it is."
"We understand… We just want to see you…"
The young man only became more puzzled by the answer. What has he done that will attract these girls to him? He understood that his appeal as a trainer would grow with every race his trainees win, but he wasn't expecting it to blow up to this point.
It feels so good to be wanted, huh? I was cast away on my first day, but look at me now!!
"Did McQueen say something bad about me?"
"What?! Why do you assume the worst with me?! It could also be Teio's fault. She is the one who couldn't contain her mouth!"
"Eh?! Why bring me into this?!"
"Right… I'm going to assume you both are just troublemakers. Expected correction from me."
Correction? Are you going to cuff our hands behind our back, push us onto a bed, and then have your way with us until you fry our brains and we can't do anything but obey you?!
"I—I–I look–No!! I'm not looking forward to that!! Absolutely not!! Nuh uh!! Yeah!! No way!!"
Correction? You!?! Want to correct THE MONARCH!?! I'm absolute!! Anything I say and do goes!! Try to correct me, and I'll show you who truly controls this relationship!!!
"Try me!!"
"Hehehe… They both are pretty interesting."
"They're not this much of a headache before. This must be your doing, right, Stego? Just admit it already."
"You do really think the worst in people, huh? Also, I'm now Stego, huh?"
"It's kinda hard when you radiate such a powerful unwashed bum aura."
"Unwash? Sniff… Sniff… I use Goldship's soap. Did she prank me?"
"Your nose doesn't work anymore, Stego. You have rendered it useless after not taking a bath for a month."
"Then can you sniff me and tell me how I smell?"
"Sure. Come here, bum."
For the young man, Stay Gold is just another Goldship. It's kinda hard to get your rod stiffened when she looks and acts like a bum. If you were to ever marry Stay Gold, then you should be prepared to take care of the kids on your own cause she'll disappear ASAP.
The young man grabs Stay Gold by her chin and lifts her head. He lowers his face near Stay Gold's neck, preparing himself to smell the most vicious smell umakind has ever produced.
"You really know how to break an uma's heart, huh? Preparing yourself like that."
Stay Gold wraps her arms around the young man's neck and pulls him onto her bosom. She holds him there as he holds his breath, trying his best to separate his face from the biohazard. Stay Gold will not stop until the young man gets a good sniff of her fragrance, whether he wants to or not.
"I can do this all day, Trainer Igo."
"Mmmhh!!! Mmhhh!!"
*Sssshhhkkk*
"Dear big sister Stay Gold, are you here?"
I'm so dead!!