Keli surveyed everything in the room. It seemed even Sadatsuka Nao found this somewhat shameful, and she puffed out her chest, blocking Keli's view.
"Teacher, please don't look around."
Well, it didn't look like shame at all; she had no sense of shame. She was just protecting her food.
"I'm showing you this, Teacher, just so you understand that I am a loyal dog devoted to protecting Lady Erina, and because I've protected Lady Erina for a long time, I know a lot about the school's affairs and secret locations."
Keli listened to this female student, who, without batting an eyelid or even pausing for breath, claimed to be Erina's dog. He almost couldn't hold it together. Keli felt that although he wasn't really a teacher here, he could still offer some suggestions to that old man Senzaemon, such as providing some spiritual and cultural development for students in addition to teaching cooking.
Isn't this just a living, breathing, 24-hour pervert who stalks his granddaughter?
He's really not afraid that one day his good granddaughter will wake up and suddenly find someone covering her with a blanket.
And the other person would say, "How can you be so heartless? You should be saying thank you, not asking why I'm in your house!"
"Teacher, don't have any bad intentions, okay? You answer my question first: are you the one the school hired to deal with those people? Only then can I continue talking to you, Teacher." Sadatsuka Nao re-emphasized the question she had asked earlier.
Keli indicated that he understood what the other party said, then nodded.
"Very good, I understand. I'm going to tell the Generalissimo right now that someone is secretly taking pictures of his granddaughter every day, and then I'll call your parents for a proper tripartite meeting."
Seeing Keli turn to leave, Sadatsuka Nao panicked and immediately rushed forward to hug Keli's leg.
"Wait! Teacher, you can't do this! You can't!
Don't tell my family or Generalissimo! I'll do anything I can!"
"Anything you can do?" Keli turned back.
Sadatsuka Nao's eyes watched the other party's sinister smile, her pupils dilating little by little, but she still nodded.
"Then I order you to publicly disclose your app usage and online shopping history to your parents."
"Teacher, why don't you just kill me instead."
...
A few minutes later, Keli, also very curious about what information this unbelievably perverted heavy woman had, told her to spill everything she knew.
Sadatsuka Nao saw that Keli was genuinely interested in the matter, so she also breathed a sigh of relief, apparently she hadn't found the wrong person.
"It's like this: that day, while Lady Erina was bathing, I snuck into the bathhouse, intending to seize the opportunity of being close enough to Lady Erina to slip my 28th love letter of the day into Lady Erina's clean clothes, and then smell her clothes, and then that stinky woman Shinhisa Hisako caught me red-handed..."
"Cough, cough!" Keli coughed, interrupting this weighty statement.
"Student, get to the point."
"This *is* the point!" Sadatsuka Nao said indignantly, clenching her fists.
"Because I used to follow Lady Erina closely every day to protect her during junior high, I got into a dispute with that stinky bitch Shinhisa Hisako, and I lost to her in a Food War. As a result, I was ordered not to approach Lady Erina within 50 meters, so I can only protect Lady Erina from afar like this every day!"
Food Wars are the underlying logic of this school, and also the simplest way for chefs to resolve disputes internationally, just like ancient duels, where two chefs find a notary and then compete in culinary skills.
There's even a WGO internationally specifically to arbitrate the execution of competition results.
"It's truly impressive how someone can describe stalking so refreshingly." Keli couldn't take it anymore. He now felt that the smell in this room wasn't from fermented ingredients at all, but rather the damp, lesbian scent emanating from this bastard.
"It's not stalking! It's protection! Protection! And then that day, after that smelly redhead drove me away again, I was looking for bushes nearby to observe whether Lady Erina would encounter a villain while bathing when I unexpectedly ran into two people."
At this point, Sadatsuka Nao's expression showed some apprehension.
"I often saw those two people around Lady Erina. They were followers who flattered Lady Erina, just like that stinky cow Mito Ikumi. I know Lady Erina doesn't want to bother with these people at all, but as the future heir of Totsuki Academy, Lady Erina must maintain basic social interactions with these second-generation heirs from various groups and ensure her central position among them."
"Hello, I'm not playing The Witcher 3. You don't need to include your internal thoughts when you're explaining something." Keli couldn't help himself again.
"Don't interrupt me!" Sadatsuka Nao's thoughts were pulled back from that day, somewhat annoyed. Her red eyes, hidden by her hair, stared at Keli for a moment, but she still shook her head.
"That day, out of curiosity, I hid in the bushes to eavesdrop on what they usually said to Lady Erina.
Then I heard them talking about some Cult, and saying they absolutely had to pull Lady Erina into it..."
As she spoke, Sadatsuka Nao also fell into a memory.
At the time, she was extremely vigilant upon hearing such things.
Damn it! They actually want to poison Lady Erina! Let's see how I expose them!
If I protect Lady Erina just once, she'll definitely change her opinion of me! That stinky woman Hisako will definitely have nothing to say to me!
With this thought, after the two had left, she used her skilled tracking techniques to follow them.
Then, after discovering they entered a dormitory building, she approached, confirmed the location, and the next day, while the dorm manager was out buying groceries, she snuck in. After confirming it was a wooden-framed house, she disregarded the dirt and mess, hid in the house's basement with her voice recorder.
And she hid for several hours.
Until everyone else in the room returned.
Through the gaps in the wooden floor, the yellow light from inside shone onto her location. Occasionally, dust fell through the cracks, but she didn't care, only wanting to get evidence on those people.
However, what she heard next was something she had never imagined before.
Those people seemed to have cooked first, and then after a while, more and more people gathered in the room.
Sadatsuka Nao, hiding underground, noticed that these people were not permanent residents of the dormitory; they were all coming from outside. The conversations above were very chaotic, and she could only try her best to pick out useful information.
"How were those two women last time? The school didn't find out, did they?"
"It's fine, we made it look like they committed suicide by jumping due to academic pressure they couldn't handle. Anyway, such things are not uncommon at Totsuki Academy; aren't there plenty of people who get expelled and can't bear to end their lives every year?"
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