You.
You're still here? Or did you come back?
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I really can't tell.
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In case you didn't notice... it's not Jeff Bozo you're talking to.
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Why don't you guess who it is?
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Aren't you predictable? Did you think, the Author?
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Well, that is if you even bothered with that thought.
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...But well, i suppose that matter isn't of high importance now, is it?
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You came here for a different reason after all?
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So did i!
We're friends now?
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But back to the matter at hand.
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You came here for a story?
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Well, i've got plenty of them! And no, you won't notice me anymore after this.
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That's my car over there.
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And that over there? That's Jeff Bozo.
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Yeah, that guy you thought you were talking to.
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Don't worry~ We can talk as we drive.
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Well, isn't that perfect! You're like me?
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You'd ruin a wholly innocents man's Life, for the sake of your entertainment?
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T-thats... Glorious...
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We really are friends? Aren't we?
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I can't wait. I really can't wait for the day i'll write and read a story about you!
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Ah-hahaha-hah!
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But... i do wonder...
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Why is it... why do i love humanity so much?
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You're so ... flawed. So wrong.
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"Ahh, i know."
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"You maggots flailing about is just too damn hilarious to watch."