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Chapter 78 - Chapter 78: The Brainless Attacker Suffers Heavy Losses

After taking the photo, the two female hooligans finally let Su Hao go and walked out, supporting each other.

Su Hao quickly followed, as they were two beautiful women, and he was worried something might happen.

Following them out of the barbecue restaurant, Su Hao saw the night sky high above, with stars twinkling.

"Jiang Yuhan, I love you, bye-bye!" Bai Jiazhen Xuejie had put on her jacket at some point, raising her arms above her head and making a heart shape towards Jiang Yuhan.

"Bai Jiazhen Xuejie, I love you too, I won't forget today." Jiang Yuhan also returned a heart.

Su Hao, standing nearby, scratched his head helplessly, feeling as if they were two monkeys in a zoo, and he was the zookeeper.

"Hey. Jiazhen Xuejie, I'll walk you!" After making the heart shape, Bai Jiazhen Xuejie waved her hand and turned to leave.

Seeing this, Su Hao quickly chased after her.

Bai Jiazhen Xuejie going home so drunk could easily lead to trouble.

"No need, you can just take Yu Han. Remember to take good care of her." Looking at Su Hao approaching, Bai Jiazhen Xuejie's lips curled up, and her light purple pupils were clear.

"You… you weren't drunk?" Su Hao was stunned for a moment, saying in surprise.

"I was drunk, but I become clearer when I'm drunk, no need to worry."

Bai Jiazhen Xuejie lit a cigarette, took a deep, intoxicated drag, and then exhaled a smoke ring.

"That's good then." Su Hao nodded, but his face looked a bit strange.

He suddenly remembered how keyboard warriors in his previous life often attacked people by saying, "This person smokes and drinks in private."

He didn't expect to actually see a beautiful woman who smoked, drank, and had tattoos now; it felt quite peculiar.

"Let's go."

After finishing a cigarette, Bai Jiazhen Xuejie patted Su Hao's shoulder, put her hands in her pockets, and slowly walked into the night.

How carefree.

Looking at Bai Jiazhen's retreating figure, Su Hao sighed softly. He had read quite a few Korean Comics, but Bai Jiazhen was probably one of the most difficult to conquer.

"Later," he shook his head, and when Su Hao turned around, he found that Jiang Yuhan had disappeared.

"Did something happen?" Su Hao was startled and looked around before seeing that Jiang Yuhan had, at some point, run under a streetlamp and was sound asleep.

"Damn it! I thought I lost you," Su Hao breathed a sigh of relief, then put his hands together and bowed to Jiang Yuhan.

Because under the streetlamp, she truly resembled a deity.

After bowing, Su Hao stepped forward and helped Jiang Yuhan up.

"Vice President, tell me your home address, and I'll take you home," Su Hao whispered into Jiang Yuhan's ear.

"Hahahaha, that tickles," as if Su Hao's breath was too hot when he spoke, Jiang Yuhan covered her ears and giggled.

"What's so funny?" Seeing Jiang Yuhan laugh non-stop, even her earlobes turning red, Su Hao muttered to himself, then his eyes lit up.

Could her ears be her…

With the thought of giving it a try, Su Hao gently touched Jiang Yuhan's earlobe.

Jiang Yuhan immediately yelped and slapped Su Hao away.

"You pervert, how dare you ambush me! Su Hao, quickly get rid of him!" Jiang Yuhan gesticulated at the empty air beside her.

"I am Su Hao," Su Hao covered his cheek and said weakly.

"Oh~ is that so?" Jiang Yuhan scratched her head and asked doubtfully, "Then who ambushed me just now?"

"I don't know, maybe some idiot," Su Hao rubbed his face and walked back to Jiang Yuhan, "Vice President, let's go home."

"Home? No! We have to go back to the club. As Vice President, I bear a heavy responsibility, how can I be lazy! Under my leadership, the club will surely prosper and rule the universe!" Jiang Yuhan patted her chest with great ambition.

Unfortunately, Su Hao only saw her two small breasts.

"Su Hao, let me tell you," after her grand pronouncement, Jiang Yuhan suddenly started crying.

"To rule the universe, besides a large number of black stockings, I also need a capable assistant.

Unfortunately, I have searched for thirty thousand years, and there isn't a single person who can be an assistant!

Thankfully, you're here now. With you as my assistant, we can rule the universe in no time!"

"Alright, alright, I'll help you rule the universe."

Seeing that Jiang Yuhan was already talking nonsense, Su Hao felt it was unrealistic to expect her to give him her address, so he opened his phone and asked Bai Jiazhen.

"Are you perhaps not believing me?" Seemingly sensing the perfunctory tone in Su Hao's voice, Jiang Yuhan waved her hand angrily.

"With my Ice Hand, ruling the universe is no problem. As long as I rule the universe, I can teach Lin Yingchun a good lesson and make her work overtime every day! Hahahaha!"

You rule the universe just to make Lin Yingchun work overtime every day? What did she do to you to deserve such harsh treatment?

Looking at Jiang Yuhan laughing wildly, Su Hao shook his head amusedly. Just as he was about to help her home, he saw her start crying again.

"Alas, alas, although the Ice Hand is powerful, it's really too cold, too cold!" Jiang Yuhan pitifully raised her hands, "Su Hao, can you warm them up for me?"

"Ah? Okay, I'll warm them for you." How could he not take advantage of such an opportunity? Su Hao unceremoniously held Jiang Yuhan's soft hands.

"So warm, Su Hao, you're so good," Jiang Yuhan giggled foolishly, leaned into Su Hao's arms, and closed her eyes.

Finally, she's quiet. You really can't drink too much alcohol.

Looking at Jiang Yuhan's flushed face, Su Hao sighed and hailed a taxi.

He had already gotten Jiang Yuhan's address from Bai Jiazhen.

Perhaps because she had exhausted her energy from crying and laughing earlier, Jiang Yuhan didn't act crazy in the car and smoothly let Su Hao take her home.

After painstakingly prying the door lock password from Jiang Yuhan's mouth, Su Hao pushed open the door, helped Jiang Yuhan onto the bed, and took off her shoes and socks.

"Her little feet are quite pretty," looking at Jiang Yuhan's delicate jade feet, Su Hao squatted down and gently tickled them with his finger.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Su Hao's finger touched the sole of Jiang Yuhan's foot, she suddenly let out a loud cry.

"Ambushing me again? Watch my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

Pegasus Meteor Fist? Su Hao was stunned. The next second, he saw Jiang Yuhan bend her calf, lift her jade foot, and kick him heavily in the face.

"Idiot, did you think I'd be ambushed a second time?"

Feeling that she had hit her target, Jiang Yuhan sneered, then reached out and took off her top, preparing to sleep.

She yelled "fist," but how did a foot come out?

Su Hao shook his head, sat up in a daze, and just as he was about to stand up, leaning on the bed, he saw that Jiang Yuhan had already taken off her top.

"Holy crap, Vice President, what are you doing?" Su Hao exclaimed and quickly went forward to stop her.

"So hot, how did my Ice Hand turn into a Flame Hand!" Jiang Yuhan mumbled, gripping the collar of her top.

"You really don't treat me like an outsider," looking at Jiang Yuhan's actions, Su Hao touched his nose, a nameless fire rising in his heart.

Unfortunately, although he was flirtatious, he was never lewd.

Both times involved drunkenness. Last time, he could take Lin Jiayu, but that was because she actively seduced Su Hao and was relatively clear-headed. This time was different; Jiang Yuhan was already asleep. If Su Hao were to touch her again, it would be a crime.

Moreover, after this drunkenness, Jiang Yuhan's good feelings towards him should increase significantly. Taking her down was only a matter of time, so there was no need to rush.

Sighing regretfully, Su Hao reached out and covered Jiang Yuhan with the blanket, then turned on the air conditioner to a suitable temperature.

Perhaps hearing the air conditioner turn on, Jiang Yuhan didn't continue to take off her clothes.

Su Hao breathed a sigh of relief. He sat by the bed for ten minutes, and after feeling the cool air from the air conditioner filling the room and Jiang Yuhan sleeping soundly, he turned off the light and left.

Stepping over the threshold and leaving Jiang Yuhan's home, Su Hao walked directly towards a nearby bicycle store, which he had just searched for on his phone.

He just didn't know if it was closed so late.

...

The bright moon slowly moved across the night sky. When the clock's hands reached 9:30 PM, Jiang Yuhan frowned and slowly opened her eyes.

"Ugh… my head hurts," burying her face in the pillow, Jiang Yuhan arched her hips high and stretched in an unconventional way.

As her waist lifted, her white shirt slowly slid down her slender waist, and the refreshing night breeze took the opportunity to enter, making Jiang Yuhan's chest feel slightly cool.

"How did I get back?"

As her consciousness gradually cleared, Jiang Yuhan began to recall what had happened before, and fragmented images slowly emerged in her mind.

"Damn it, how embarrassing!" Although her memory wasn't complete, Jiang Yuhan still felt that she had done many crazy things.

Just as Jiang Yuhan felt utterly mortified, a jingling sound rang out, followed closely by Su Hao's voice.

"Vice President, are you alright? I saw your light was on, so I came to check."

Su Hao? Why would he come over? Should I pretend to be asleep? But he brought me home earlier, and now he's coming to see me again. Wouldn't it be rude not to go out? Besides, he already saw the light was on.

A thousand thoughts flashed through Jiang Yuhan's mind instantly, finally converging into one sentence: I really shouldn't have turned on the light just now!

"Coming right away, wait a moment!"

After confirming that she had to go out, Jiang Yuhan quickly got out of bed and ran towards the door while putting on her pants.

A few seconds later, the door opened.

Su Hao saw Jiang Yuhan poke her head out, her face flushed red.

"Sorry, I troubled you to take me home yesterday."

"Not yesterday, it's today. It's only 9:30 PM now. We drank this afternoon, Vice President, did you forget?" Seeing Jiang Yuhan's face so red, Su Hao thought she hadn't sobered up yet.

"Ah… sorry, sorry, I was confused from sleeping," Jiang Yuhan's face grew even redder. She opened the door and bowed repeatedly to Su Hao.

"It's fine, Vice President, you don't have to be so polite. I bought you some snacks. You must be hungry after sleeping for so long, right?"

As Su Hao spoke, he handed the convenience store bag in his hand to Jiang Yuhan.

"Thank you! I'm really sorry about earlier. Whenever I drink too much, I…" Jiang Yuhan took the convenience store bag, feeling both touched and ashamed.

She didn't expect Su Hao, who was usually so unprincipled, to be so considerate at a crucial moment.

"It's okay, actually you didn't…" Su Hao waved his hand casually, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed something off about Jiang Yuhan's chest.

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Seeing Su Hao suddenly fall silent, a hint of confusion appeared in Jiang Yuhan's eyes.

"You forgot to wear your clothes," Su Hao pointed to Jiang Yuhan's chest, his expression a bit awkward.

Clothes? Jiang Yuhan slowly lowered her head and saw a clear… reflection on her white shirt.

"Ah!" Accompanied by a scream, Jiang Yuhan's face turned crimson, and she slammed the door shut.

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