"Wurorororo…"
"Queen, want to fight? I'll fight you. I'm in a bad mood anyway."
Kaido let out a sinister laugh, and his words made the enraged Queen break out in a cold sweat.
Queen, whose head had been clouded by anger, hadn't considered the current situation at all.
It wasn't his fault for being so furious. He had been happily 'clapping' with a courtesan the night before. Although he felt something was off last night, it had already reached that point, so he just wanted to enjoy himself first!
Last night, Queen had furiously 'outputted' until late into the night before dragging his slightly fatigued body to sleep, embracing Kiku. Kiku had long since fainted under Queen's relentless assault, like a doll, allowing Queen to do as he pleased.
It wasn't until the next morning that Queen woke up feeling refreshed. Kiku was still fast asleep due to the previous night's frenzy.
Everyone knows men wake up with abundant energy in the morning, and Queen was no different. He had even planned for a 'morning shot'.
But when he looked down…
The world collapsed!
Queen was instantly petrified, his eyeballs almost popping out, unable to believe the scene before him.
Because Queen saw that the woman he had spent a crazy night with had something 'down there' exactly like what he had been 'attacking' last night.
The only difference was the size. It was no wonder Queen hadn't noticed; Kiku's was too small, like an enoki mushroom personified at that moment.
Unable to believe what he was seeing, Queen vigorously rubbed his eyes and even slapped himself twice.
"This is a dream! This isn't real!"
Although he said that, the stinging pain on his face told him that everything was real.
Just then, Kiku was woken by Queen, groggily opening her eyes.
Her eyes held a hint of confusion and despair, along with a few unshed tears.
Coupled with her current state, barely clothed and with disheveled hair, she looked utterly pathetic, truly like a young girl violated by a greasy old man, making one feel immense pity.
But this appearance, in Queen's eyes, only made him feel a chill run through his body and his stomach churn.
However, remembering it was his own bed, Queen suppressed his nausea and slapped the newly awakened Kiku unconscious, then quickly got up and left that suffocating place.
Later, Karl found Queen in this state.
This was also the reason for Queen's anger; anyone would lose control in such a situation, right?
Think about it: you meet a girl with a good face and figure, and a sweet voice. Just as you're about to start, she says she likes the feeling of having the lights off.
You agree to her suggestion, turn off the lights, and start 'clapping for love'. The next day, you discover that the person you 'clapped for love' with was actually a man. Who could stand that?!
Returning to the present, Karl directly dodged behind Kaido, looking at Queen with a provocative expression.
This scene made Queen's teeth itch with anger, but he couldn't do anything to Karl.
Karl, who was still borrowing Kaido's prestige, suddenly felt like he was floating in the air, as if something was lifting him by the back of his neck.
Kaido had grabbed Karl's nape, the back of his neck, wanting to see what situation had made Queen so utterly lose it.
"Karl, you little brat, tell me what you did to make Queen so angry."
Kaido stared menacingly at Karl, who was being held up. If this stinky brat couldn't explain himself, he wouldn't mind beating both of them!
Karl, who had initially been somewhat disgruntled and complained about Kaido grabbing him by the nape, immediately stammered.
The main thing was, how do you explain this? Say Queen fell in love with Xiao Nanliang? That Queen was drained dry by Xiao Nanliang??
Of course, at this moment, Queen was the most flustered. He was winking and gesturing to Karl, his eyes filled with intense pleading, a stark contrast to his earlier demeanor of swearing to fight Karl to the death.
Queen could only pray that Karl wouldn't speak. He didn't have the guts to cause trouble right under Kaido's nose.
Kaido, noticing Queen's small movements, immediately snorted coldly. An incomparable pressure instantly fell upon Queen's shoulders, and Queen's forehead was instantly covered with a layer of fine sweat beads.
Karl sighed inwardly, "A dead fellow Taoist is better than a dead poor Taoist. Sorry, Queen."
So Karl recounted how he and Queen went to Kuri to abduct Oden's wife, how Queen brought a courtesan, and then… entered her, and only after finishing did Queen discover 'she' was a man.
Queen went from being utterly disheartened to completely despondent!
"It's over, everything is over!"
"My image among the Beasts is ruined!"
Initially, Kaido didn't care. It was just a woman, what was the big deal? Even if Queen wanted to go to Wano Country every day to find women to play with, he wouldn't say anything, at most he would just remind him to take care of his health.
But after hearing the end, especially the phrase 'she' was a man, even Kaido was stunned.
His subordinate brought back a woman, only to find out she was a man after the deed was done???
This was too explosive. Kaido was only stunned for a moment, followed by a laugh that seemed to echo throughout Onigashima.
"Wurorororo…"
"Wurorororo…"
"Queen, you're really starved, you'll eat anything!"
Queen's face was ashen. How would Boss Kaido look at him now?!
Kaido's anger instantly dissipated, and he even felt a little sympathy for Queen.
"Wurorororo…"
"Queen, don't worry, are you afraid I'll tell anyone?"
After his big laugh, Kaido comforted Queen with a complex expression. After all, he was his subordinate. If he became disheartened, the loss would still be his, so he had to guide him.
"You can beat this stinky brat Karl to vent your anger."
Karl: ?? Are you even listening to yourself??
Karl's eyes widened at the words. Kaido was being unfair!
What do you mean 'beat me to vent your anger'??
"Sigh!"
Queen shook his head, utterly disheartened and lifeless, and prepared to leave.
"Boss Kaido, I want to be alone."
Kaido did not stop him.
"Kaido, is he really okay?"
Karl awkwardly scratched his cheek.
"Hmph! You stinky brat, isn't this all your doing?!"
"Damn it, how was I supposed to know he would actually go through with it?!"
…But pressure ultimately needs to be released. If it builds up in the heart, something will go wrong sooner or later.
Ultimately, this matter was due to his own lust; otherwise, such a thing wouldn't have happened.
No!
That's not right!!
I'm not wrong, lust is human nature! I'm a pirate, what's wrong with robbing someone?!
He's the one who's wrong!
Why is he a man? Why isn't he a woman? Why does he, a man, wear women's clothes?!
Right!
I'm not wrong!
He's the one who's wrong!!
Queen's demeanor suddenly became strange. Just a moment ago, he was lifeless and had no hope for life.
Now, he suddenly began to sneer, followed by a wild laugh, his whole body enveloped in a thick layer of malevolence.
"Mwahahaha, if you love being a woman, I'll make you a woman completely!!"
For the next few days, Karl didn't see Queen.
When he saw Queen again, he found him to be no different than before, as if the incident with Xiao Nanliang had never happened. He interacted with Karl as usual.