"Um, (gulp) my name is Kami Kaiho-sha."
"Well then, 'Kami', I'm the great demon Tyrant, I rule over this land as well as its people. If you would be so kind as to tell me the thing I asked, that would be splendid, moron.
As she called me a moron, her face looked so damn innocent, it's creepy. To make it worse, she is walking towards me, and I see her long, beautiful legs. It's amazing how such a violent woman could be so sexy. Honestly... that's kind of my type.
"I-I am here to"
As I choke on my own words, I manage to mutter.
"I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU!"
what. WHAT! I DIDN'T SAY THAT. THAT WASN'T ME THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY MOUTH THAT SPOKE THAT TO THE BEING DECIDING MY LIFE AND DEATH. I'M SO FUCKING DEAD!!
I MEANT TO SAY THAT I'M HERE TO TAKE THE OFFER OF BEING YOUR SERVANT. HOW DO I FUCK THAT UP SO BAD?!?
"You are... here to take me."
WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO RED IN THE FACE, IS THAT A POWER MOVE, HOLY SHIT IT'S A TRANSFORMATION ISN'T IT, OH MY GOD I CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE.
She covered her face with her hands, and she was at the bottom of the staircase, right in front of me. *sniff* She smells amazing. I didn't think someone called the demon tyrant would smell so much like flowers and sunshine. Well, sunshine doesn't have a smell.. that's just her natural heated aura, I presume... or it's the transformation that's happening that I'll see before I die...
"You.. you, YOU DAMN"
I brace for impact as she raises her right fist in the air. She talks in a deeper voice than before, and she sounds pissed, too. *internal monologue sigh* I'm so dead. God, if I have an overpowered ability, please unlock now.
*WOOSH, squeak*
Oh, I'm not dead. It seems like she tried to punch or bang on my chest. She looks so damn adorable when she's mad, scary, but adorable. I wish I could just hug her and bring her to my world with me. Huh... now that I get a good look at her, her hair has red lightning-like patterns in it, plus her horns look really wavy, it's incredible.
"Was that supposed to hurt? That was kind of cute."
"dummy, don't call me cute. Also, yes, you can take me."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I said you can take me on a date, you big idiot."
… I thought she was going to take that way differently. WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN I'M GOING TO LIVE?! OH HELL YEAH!
"I- um, before that, can I get to know you, and this world I've been put in against my will first?"
She looks confused, like really confused.
"Why are you looking at me like that, Estria?"
"Who said we were on a name-to-name basis?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just think your name is quite unique."
"Well, thank you, Ahem. And to answer that question of yours, you may come into my room in the castle and we can speak over some wine."
"I- um, can't drink yet, I'm 17."
"So what? I'm technically 18 in demon years. That hasn't stopped me from drinking."
"Oh well, in my world, most countries don't let children drink alcohol."
"Oh? That's weird. Maybe it's just a demon thing. I'm a fire demon, so my metabolism is through the roof; it's hard for me to get drunk. I apologize if I offended you and your culture."
What? Did this girl who's practically a demon lord just apologize to me? … and now that I think about it, I should've been dead from the first word. Did Ladia lie to me? This girl seems like a kind leader, not some tyrant.
"No, no, you haven't offended me one bit, milady. It's nice to hear more about your side of things. It's always been intriguing to me to hear about other cultures."
That's a lie, not the offence thing, I really don't care. But I don't really care for culture at all. I couldn't care less about all of that. ALTHOUGH I do love to learn about people's life experiences, so TECHNICALLY I didn't lie THAT much.
"What"
Wait, is she mad? What's this. DAMN. HOW DO I FIX THIS? WHAT DO I DO?
"Don't you ever do that again."
DOES SHE KNOW I LIED, OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE.
As I grovel at her feet and apologize profusely, she bends down and pokes me.
"Why are you groveling? If you wanted to show that kind of respect, you would've done it at the start, ya big dummy."
I get up a little embarrassed, and I brush myself off a little bit. I put my hand on the back of my head and chuckle as I close my eyes for a split second when laughing.
"Oh, heh. I'm sorry, ma'am."
She looks mad again, her eyes are burning with rage, and she grabs me by my shirt. I can't handle this kind of heat. WHAT ON EARTH DOES SHE WANT- this isn't earth... um, what do I say then? WHAT ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD DOES SHE WANT!
"STOP CALLING ME BY THOSE OLD LADY TERMS!"
Oh... I've read enough romcoms to know not to call a girl in a fantasy world anything but her name... I'm stupid for that. I should try to treat her right if we are going out now. Jeez, maybe there's gonna be a novel about this called, how I became the demon tyrant's first boyfriend... nah, that's stupid.
"I am so sorry, but uh, what should I call you by then?"
I assume her name is too forward from her previous comment, so let's see what comes out of her mouth, and she's blushing. Why is she blushing? Her face is getting redder, and it looks like that transformation... from... earlier... SHE WAS JUST FLUSTERED!
"Just call me Estria, or Darling wife! //////"