The sun was barely creeping through the curtains when Kai cracked open his eyes. His whole body felt heavy, like he'd been fucked by an army of succubi and left for dead. He let out a long, lazy yawn, scratching his chest.
"Damn… last night was way too long," he muttered to himself. "I swear I felt like I shouldn't have woken up at all. It was too… interesting."
He sat up, rubbing his temples. His bare feet touched the cold stone floor—except it wasn't just cold stone. His toes slid across something wet.
He frowned, leaning down. His fingers came away sticky and glossy, catching the morning light. He sniffed, then recoiled.
"Yak—what the fuck is this?" His face twisted in disgust. "Don't tell me… is this… pussy juice?"
The memory of the girls who had brought him food last night flickered in his mind. Their giggles. The way they leaned close. Their scent. Their flushed faces.
Kai groaned, shaking his head. "No way… Did they… right here on the floor?" He glanced at the wet spot again, rubbing his face with both hands. "Goddamn it. Looks like someone had a whole sex party while I was knocked out."
But after a moment, a sly grin tugged at his lips. "Heh. Well, can't say I'm moved. Not the worst thing to wake up to."
He stretched his arms, rolled his shoulders, and dragged himself toward the bathroom. The hot shower washed away the sticky reminder of last night, steam fogging up the mirror. He scrubbed quickly, then stepped out, water dripping from his hair, his lean muscles still humming with energy from yesterday's madness.
Kai tugged on a pair of black trousers and a simple t-shirt, the same style his favorite character Sung Jinwoo wore in Solo Leveling. He eyed the wardrobe packed with more clothes than he could ever wear.
"All this," he muttered to himself, tugging at his shirt, "is just gonna get torn apart in the dungeon anyway. Better get used to losing everything I wear."
His stomach growled. He moved to the table and froze. The food laid out there was… divine. Roasted meat, steaming soup, golden bread, fruits so ripe they looked ready to burst. He sat down, and as soon as he took the first bite, his eyes almost rolled back.
"Holy shit!" he gasped, stuffing another mouthful. "This is the best thing I've ever tasted in my entire life." His jaw worked furiously as he swallowed, then licked his fingers. "Fuck, even earth's five-star chefs couldn't cook like this. I could live in this world just for the food."
(Ding!)
The familiar digital chime made him pause, spoon halfway to his mouth.
[SYSTEM MESSAGE]
Good morning, Host Kai. How was your night?
Kai smirked. "You tell me. You're the one who watches everything, right?"
The glowing blue text flickered again.
[SYSTEM MESSAGE]
Eat to your satisfaction. Everything is free since you're still a new host. In time, you'll begin paying for meals. You may also gain nourishment through system HP, but you must still feed your human body. Do not forget—you are not only a player. You are still flesh.
Kai shrugged, stuffing another piece of bread into his mouth. "Fine by me. As long as it tastes like this, I don't mind paying later."
Another chime followed, and a new window appeared.
[SYSTEM TASK FOR TODAY]
Objective: Seduce the nurse who will check on you today.
Requirement: Make her enjoy the visit.
Reward: Minor System Trait (to be revealed).
Failure: Increased Urge (loss of self-control).
Note: This is only a test of your ability.
The window blinked shut.
Kai leaned back in his chair, chewing slowly. Then he snorted. "That's it? Seduce the nurse? Pfft. Easy. That's not even a challenge. I've been pulling girls since I was fifteen. Dirty smile, sharp jawline, little bit of charm—done. The system really doesn't know who it's dealing with."
As if on cue, a knock came at his door.
Kai grinned. "Speak of the devil. Come in."
The door swung open, and there she was—the nurse from yesterday. Except this time, she was dressed in a uniform that could barely be called clothing. Her cleavage was spilling out, the fabric straining to contain her heavy breasts. Her skirt rode high, showing off smooth thighs that made Kai's mouth dry.
His heart skipped. Holy hell… she's seduction herself.
She stepped in, clipboard in hand, acting like nothing was unusual. "Mr. Kai," she said smoothly, "we've completed further tests. You have indeed been transmigrated from your old world to ours. There's no need for panic. Everything is under control."
Kai leaned forward, flashing his cockiest smile. "Oh, I already know, sweetheart. No panic here. In fact…" His eyes swept boldly down her curves, lingering on her thighs. "…the only thing I need right now is you."
Before she could react, he stood and closed the distance, his hand sliding up her bare thigh. Her skin was warm, soft, inviting. His fingers pressed higher, aiming for the heat between her legs.
But just as he thought he had her, she swatted his hand away—hard.
"Not so fast."
Kai blinked. "Huh?"
Her lips curved into a teasing smile. "This isn't earth. You can't just seduce me like some cheap bar girl. I'm one in a million." She tapped his chest with her clipboard, eyes sparkling with amusement. "Remember that."
With a laugh, she turned on her heel and headed for the door.
Kai's jaw dropped. "Wait—what? That's it? You're just leaving?"
She glanced back over her shoulder, her smirk cutting deeper than any blade. "Call me when you actually need me."
The door shut behind her.
Kai stood frozen, his hand still tingling from where she'd slapped it away. "What the actual fuck just happened?"
He rubbed his face, groaning. "I failed. I actually failed to seduce her. Me. Kai. The guy who's never had to try twice with any girl. Am I not handsome enough? Did I lose my touch? Shit…" He paced the room, muttering. "Usually, one smile and panties drop. Now I've gotta earn her trust just to get her wet? This world's already too damn complicated."
(Ding!)
The system chimed again.
[SYSTEM MESSAGE]
Warning: Task not completed. You now have 2 days left. Failure will increase your urge drastically. Until then, the system will not respond.
The text vanished.
Kai flopped backward onto the bed, staring at the ceiling. "Two days, huh? Great. Just what I needed. If I don't fuck her by then, I'll go insane." He dragged a hand down his face. "I swear this damn system is trying to kill me."
After a long silence, he pushed himself up and headed for the door.
"Fine. If I can't figure it out alone, maybe Gladis and Gladiator have some advice. They've been here longer. Maybe they know how to deal with women in this world."
His jaw tightened, determination cutting through his frustration. "I'm not losing to a nurse. I'll make her moan my name so loud the system itself glitches."
He stepped out, ready to hunt for answers.