EP.9 I Became Erect Because of Her
[It's Dohee!! Dohee, you're safe!!!]
The person who sent the message knew exactly about my past how I died while jerking off.
She also knew perfectly well that I was obsessed with my helper's body.
Putting all that information together, the sender of the message was definitely my helper, Yeon Dohee.
[Are you nearby? At the main gate? Did you come in the armored vehicle I gave you?]
I had started living in the bunker in earnest about a week ago.
On the other hand, Dohee often had to go out for things.
So for her safety, I lent her an armored vehicle.
I'm that sweet of a guy.
[Yeah, I couldn't have made it without it. The outside is already a mess.]
She sounded pretty calm for someone saying the outside was a mess.
She was like this when I first told her about the apocalypse, too.
Of course, I wasn't the one who brought it up first.
Sharp-witted Yeon Dohee started asking persistently why I was building a bunker.
Suddenly, a guy who'd just reincarnated shows up with billions of won and wants to build a bunker in a secluded spot.
Of course, her curiosity would explode.
That was about a month after we'd first met.
Even then, we were already pretty close.
But the information I had wasn't exactly positive.
So it wasn't easy to tell her I was building a bunker because of a zombie apocalypse.
No matter how cool Dohee was, I couldn't predict how she'd react to hearing about a zombie apocalypse.
Even back then, this big-racked woman's guts and courage were impressive.
But I thought the weight of the apocalypse was beyond even that.
But Dohee was relentless.
In the end, I surrendered and told her about the goddess's prophecy.
Her reaction, though, was way calmer than I expected.
Telling her everything turned out to be a good thing.
Once she understood the situation, Dohee started building a bunker tailored to the zombie apocalypse.
After that, our trust deepened even more.
Naturally, I came to accept Dohee as my companion for the apocalypse.
Of course, I ended up spending even more money.
We added more security and equipment and started beefing up the capabilities.
[You said it would be a week later? Why did it start already?]
Dohee struck a sore spot right away.
Even tough Dohee seemed pretty flustered that the zombie apocalypse started a week early.
[I guess even the goddess couldn't know everything;;;;;]
How could a goddess be perfect?
She's the one who confused psychopath Kim Taesik with righteous Kim Taesik.
But she's pretty and even gave me a special hidden class, so I don't want to blame her anymore.
[Yeah, she even mistook someone who fainted while jerking off for someone who died and took him by mistake.]
Dohee thought the same way I did.
[Anyway, it's lucky I just felt like staying home today and didn't go out. That's why I could get out in the armored vehicle right away.]
Even in this world's Korea, it's not easy to drive a heavily armored vehicle down the street.
I really gave it to Dohee just in case, and it turned out to be a good call.
[I don't think I can walk to the bunker from here, so I'll probably have to ram my way in with the car, Taesik. Can you check the situation at the main gate for me?]
Dohee was getting ready to make her approach.
[Wait a sec, I'll check the front from the monitoring room.]
I ran straight to the monitoring room.
Once there, I didn't bother turning on the exterior lights
the CCTV's infrared night vision would do the job.
[There are about 12 zombies gathered about 50 meters from the bunker entrance.]
I checked the situation in detail and reported back to Dohee.
Earlier, there had been about 10, but now there were 2 more.
[Are the zombies clustered together?]
Dohee asked about their exact positions.
She was probably thinking of just plowing through them with the armored vehicle if they were bunched up.
[Nope, they're spread out. It'd be tricky to just mow them down with the car.]
But the zombies in front of the bunker were scattered.
If she tried to push through with the armored vehicle, she'd probably just get surrounded.
[Sigh... Then it'll be tough to clear them all at once.]
As expected, Dohee had been planning to ram through them with the car.
[Okay, then I'll go on your signal and drive up to the main gate. Taesik, you watch from the monitoring room.
When I get out of the car, open just the first gate from the control panel. No need to open the second one, just the first is fine.]
After hearing about the scattered zombies, Dohee suggested a detour rather than a direct confrontation.
From outside, the gate can only be opened with my fingerprint.
But from inside, you can control it from a switch in the living room or the monitoring room.
And though we call it a gate, it's basically a heavy door like a bank vault.
'I'll do as Dohee says for now, but if something goes wrong, I'll grab the Awakened Metal Pipe and rush out.'
Dohee still doesn't know about my awakened abilities.
So for now, I'll stick to the plan, but if anything unexpected happens, I'll be ready to run out.
That's why, contrary to what Dohee said, I'll have the second gate unlocked as well.
[Here I go.]
Dohee signaled.
'Where, where is she?'
As soon as I got her signal, I checked all the monitoring cameras facing the main gate.
Vrooooooom!!!!!
From the right side of the entrance road, I saw Dohee's armored vehicle charging forward without headlights.
Kieeeeeek!!!!
Kiek! Kiek! Kieeeeeek!!!!
Uwoooooooh!!!!
The zombies reacted to her vehicle.
Vrooooooom!!!!!
Dohee approached in a wide arc.
She was trying to lure the zombies as far out as possible.
Keeeeek!!!
Uwooooh!!
Kieeeeeek!!!!
I focused intently on the scene through the infrared camera, trying to judge when I might need to run out.
Thud! Thud!!!
'What the ?'
The front yard of the bunker is a field, with grass a bit longer than a typical lawn.
The scene out front was a spectacle.
The zombies really do seem to have poor eyesight.
It was evening, getting dark, and the ground was grassy.
As they chased the suddenly appearing vehicle, the zombies kept tripping and falling.
'This is actually better than charging straight in, isn't it?'
Dohee is a tough woman.
If the zombies had been gathered, she definitely would have just plowed through them.
Then I wouldn't have seen this zombie slapstick as they tripped on the grass.
In the end, luring them wide and circling took advantage of the zombies' poor night vision.
Screeeeech!!!
Dohee swung in a wide arc and stopped at an angle near the main gate.
Click!
Seeing that, I quickly unlocked the first gate.
Snap!
At the same time, I grabbed the Awakened Metal Pipe.
If Dohee hesitated even a little, I'd open the second gate and run out.
Flash!
Dohee opened the door of the armored vehicle and got out.
Keeeeek!!!
Kieeek! Kiek! Kieeek!
Uwoooooooh!!!
Crawl crawl crawl
Roll roll roll
The zombies recognized her and started chasing, but about two-fifths of them had already fallen and were sprawled out because of the darkness.
Uwoooooooh!!!
Kuuwooooh!!
Flounder flounder flounder
Struggle struggle struggle
Plus, the armored vehicle is huge.
It acted as a barricade, blocking the zombies' path.
On top of that, the vehicle's color was very dark, making it even harder for the zombies with poor night vision to see, so they kept bumping into it in confusion.
Click!
Whoosh!!
But that's just my view of the whole situation.
Dohee, unaware of all this, quickly opened the first gate and came in.
Thunk!!!
Then Dohee immediately closed the first gate.
"She made it! Dohee got inside the main hallway safely!"
I confirmed via the intercom that Dohee had arrived safely.
The entrance has a first and second gate, with about five meters of space between them.
[Come in, the second gate is unlocked.]
I told Dohee to come in through the intercom.
[Wait, I'll come in after five minutes.]
But Dohee said she wouldn't come in right away.
"Huh...? Why's that? She didn't get bitten, right? Didn't look like it at all..."
I was puzzled by her response.
There didn't seem to be any chance she'd been bitten.
"It's the early apocalypse. Who knows what might happen. I'll watch for changes for five minutes before coming in."
Dohee, quick on the uptake, must have figured I'd be wondering about her reaction.
She immediately explained why she wasn't coming in right away.
Normally, the zombie virus doesn't spread unless you're bitten.
But Dohee thought, there's no guarantee this zombie virus is exactly the same as those.
So as a precaution, she decided to wait about five minutes before coming in.
Click!
After five minutes, Dohee opened the second gate and came in.
"You're here, Dohee."
I greeted her.
"What, were you really worried?"
Dohee looked at my face as she spoke.
"Was I?"
I wasn't sure, but apparently to Dohee, I looked pretty worried about her.
"I was worried... and excited..."
Looking at my face, Yeon Dohee glanced downward as she spoke.
"!!!!!!!!!"
I was shocked.
'What the hell is this!!!!'
At the very moment I was greeting her,
my dick was standing at full attention.