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Chapter 23 - Chapter 23: The Priest's Summons

"By the gods…"

That was the first thing Malrik muttered when he found us sitting on a bench just outside the church gates.

Narsh and I were hunched forward, arms crossed, cheeks puffed like angry squirrels. A chicken sat between us, clucking happily, completely unaware that it had become a silent mediator.

Malrik rubbed his forehead, staff tucked under his arm.

"I leave you two alone for a single morning. A single morning. And now you've both vanished from the church like children sneaking out of class."

Narsh huffed without looking up.

"Well maybe if the church wasn't so boring, I wouldn't have to go start fights in the market."

"Fights?" Malrik's voice sharpened.

"What kind of—"

I waved my hands quickly. "Not fights! More like… heated discussions! With merchants. Who may or may not be crying right now."

Malrik just stared at me.

The chicken clucked again.

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The priest finally sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"…And the bird?"

Narsh smirked proudly.

"Won it fair and square in a shouting contest. The merchant practically begged me to take it."

I muttered, "He begged you to shut up."

"Shut the f*ck up, Ark."

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Malrik groaned, clearly regretting every choice that led him to this day.

"Listen carefully, both of you. The High Priests have summoned Ark. They wish to see this so-called miracle with their own eyes."

The weight of his words crushed the air around us.

I felt my stomach twist. "…They want me? Just like that?"

"Yes." Malrik's voice was firm. "They debated long into the night after my report. Today, they will judge whether your gift is divine… or something else."

Narsh leaned forward, her smirk fading into a scowl.

"And what if they decide Ark's gift is 'bad'? What then?"

Malrik didn't answer right away. His silence was heavy enough.

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Finally, he looked us both in the eye.

"You must both be on your best behavior. The Church is not a marketplace. If you curse in front of the priests—"

Narsh cut him off.

"I'll curse if they piss me off."

Malrik glared.

"You will not."

"I f*cking will."

"Narsh!"

I raised my hand timidly. "Uh, should I do push-ups to look impressive?"

"No!" Malrik barked, exasperated.

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The three of us stood in tense silence.

Then Narsh suddenly grabbed my sleeve and whispered, "Don't worry, Ark. If they try to screw with you, I'll unleash such a string of profanity their gods will retire early."

I chuckled weakly. "I think that might be worse than death."

Malrik groaned again. "Why do I even try?"

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And with that, he led us back inside the church, where the judgment of the High Priests awaited.

The chicken clucked one last time.

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