The two women had noticed the idiots across the prison yard and immediately started roasting them.
"Are those idiots still staring?"
Hilda, the beardless, as she was called by some less than nice Dwarves in her past, looked at her bunk mate Friga. "Those idiots are walking over, should we go back in?"
Friga chuckled, "In a minute, I'm curious about that sexy dwarf, also that human doesn't look too bad"
Hilda has assumed they were either making fun of her for being beardless or ogling Friga for her beauty. It was most likely both.
The tall, muscular human approached first.
"Hello Ladies, my name is Maro and this here is Kadrin, may we have the pleasure of having yours" Maro smiled charismatically.
Kadrin was nervous as hell, all he managed was to pipe "Aye"
Friga smiled back and then looked at Kadrin "the pleasure is ours gentlemen, I am Friga Firehair and this is Hilda my servant"
Hilda looked meekly down, she wasn't used to being approached. She assumed they were here for Friga.
"Hilda… Friga, we apologize in advance for being too forward" Maro's sole attention was on Hilda but she hadn't noticed yet as she was looking down.
"We think you are both the most attractive women in the entirety of this prison" Maro and Friga both chuckled, Kadrin just nervously said "Aye" outloud and Hilda looked in Maro's eyes for the first time and she immediately got flustered by his aura of Confidence and Charisma.
Maro continued "I wish to court you Hilda, and Kadrin wishes to court you Friga"
Kadrin coughed up a dry "Aye"
Friga smiled at Kadrin who was shitting himself on the inside, he had been alone at the logging camp for far too long.
Maro then got on one knee, grabbed Hilda's hand and with the devil's own smile "Hilda, would you like to make love together"
Dwarves were on average stronger than humans, the slap rang out across the yard. Maro laughed, he was 50/50 on whether he would get slapped or not.
Hilda was flustered and red, she was offended and she slapped him but at the same time she was flustered in more ways than one.
What Maro didn't count on was hysterical gnome laughter in the background, he didn't even turn around, he knew it was Gnarlo.
Kadrin was as stiff as a rock, if he was sufficiently hydrated he would be leaking from every pore, he couldn't even laugh at the slap he just went "Aye" again.
Friga was the other one to laugh "Haha very brave of you Sir Maro"
Maro smiled "why thank you Friga"
He looked back at Hilda "Hilda the beautiful, a goddess amongst men, I did not hear a no"
She slapped him again, Maro was pretty sure Gnarlo pissed himself.
"Are you crazy" she replied "not only is this not gentlemanly, we will die if we're caught sneaking off"
"Hilda your beauty has stirred my soul, I was just telling Kadrin that it would be an honourable death if I died in pursuit of you… also I still did not hear a no"
A third slap, and the gnome probably shit himself this time. He wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of looking back.
Kadrin with another "Aye" Friga smiled at him this time, Kadrin was clenching his butt really tight.
Maro's cheeks were red but not because of the slap.
This time Friga spoke up "hmmm how about this gentlemen, an act of heroism and you can have your way with us for a full day and night" She winked at Kadrin, while laughing
Maro could have sworn he saw a pebble fall out of Kadrin's pants leg.
"And what heroic act could possibly be worthy enough for the two fairest maidens in this land"
As Maro finished, a Wolfmen and an Orc guard came up to the commotion.
The wolfmen snarled "back to your barracks" he commanded.
Maro ignored him, still on one knee… he was waiting for the ladies to answer. He got closer to Hilda… "Ladies… your answer"
Hilda was about to cry, deathly scared of the guards but also becoming a bit at ease with Maro's aura of confidence.
Hilda leaned in and whispered "Our freedom"
As soon as she said that, the Wolfmen hit Maro on the back with the butt of his spear, but Maro barely budged.
Maro gave a split second look at Kadrin, they nodded at each other and then Kadrin yelled "AYE"
As he was yelling, Maro had punched the wolfman in the snout, shattering it and knocking the wolfman out. He stepped on his neck for the kill.
[285 experience gained]
Kadrin in the meantime caught the Orc off guard and punched him full force in the dick. The Orc crumpled and Maro used the Wolfman's spear and pierced the Orc in the back of the head, making an impromptu flag pole.
[215 experience gained]
Maro finally looked at Gnarlo, Gnarlo looked extremely pale, like he just saw a ghost. Gnarlo wasn't laughing anymore and ran over to them.