Their trek back to the fortress was a weird sight to behold… Roughly 50 merchant caravans, horses to pull them… 10 caravans solely filled with silver… about a 100 cows bringing up the rear and an extra giant troll leading the pack.
What the hell are they doing everything for… he hadn't even gone to the adventuring guild yet. He had originally wanted to start a party and go adventuring… but he never got the chance… nor did he really want to anymore.
Even though the journey back took almost 2 weeks, double the time it took to get there… he was coming back as an Arena champion, with 600 warriors, the treasury of a small nation, 100 cows, an ice mage and a giant troll.
He wondered what everyone back at home would think of this… it amused him…
It didn't amuse him as much as Katarina did… she nearly froze his dick off every night. When Katarina was 'enjoying' herself with Maro, she kind of lost some control regarding temperature regulation… so her most aroused parts would get really cold to the touch… hence why his dick almost froze off every night… but it was a lot of fun… He couldn't wait to introduce the Elves and Katarina to each other. He was imagining his Ice Cat sex parties.
He definitely needed a new combat ability that he could repurpose towards sex…
As they peaked over the hill before they saw the plains leading up to the fortress… Maro was stunned… Greenery right up to the walls… They had been gone over a month but this was ridiculous… the Elves put in work… They would soon be able to harvest and be self-sufficient in brewing beer.
"Oh oh…" Gnarlo moaned "Rolf and Bellina just spotted each other, Katarina do you know if Trolls are hostile to one another".
Before she could respond. "Should have asked that question before they met" she muttered
Boom Boom Boom Boom… Bellina took off running… Rolf came running at her Boom Boom Boom Boom.
Oh fuck… everyone just assumed Trolls wouldn't kill eachother on sight…
The giants smashed into each other… Everyone was alarmed… hopefully Gnarlo got squished and died…
Oh… the giant trolls started weirdly embracing each other…
Oh no… they were having sex… as the larger, more dominant one Bellina was on top of Rolf.
They heard a small gnome yelling something about brains and help…
The caravan left the Trolls to their privacy and continued on shaky, rumbling ground.
Kadrin was on top of the walls, staring at the Trolls… not a common sight.
"Guess what Kadrin" Maro yelled from below
Kadrin without looking away said "What"
"Gnarlo is still on one of the Trolls"
That got his attention "HAHAHA that dirty gnome" he spat off the wall… Luckily nowhere near Maro.
Kadrin came down and embraced Maro…
"We brought back 10 carts of silver, 100 cows, 600 more warriors, 1 powerful Ice mage and as you can see… Gnarlo tamed another Troll"...
"Im not even going to ask how you came across such wealth, business later, lets feast and drink… Maro… we brewed a small batch of beer. You have to taste it"
Maro was almost excited as he was to introduce the ladies to each other.
"Lets get everyone here settled and we can discuss everything after dinner over our homemade brew" He slapped him on the back "Get on going, some Elves have been really restless without you, as you can see by the jungle they made out front"
Maro embraced Kadrin one more time and then led Katarina to meet Alleria and Valleria in his large house…
Maro expecting to get attacked, opened the door and yelled "I have a friend to introduce you to Ladies"
Alleria and Valleria sprinted to the front door and embraced him… kissing him all over while Katarina was just standing there…it was a little awkward .
"Ladies… ladies… this is the friend I promised…"
Alleria, Valleria and Katarina got along… so well in fact they took their chat to the next room completely ignoring Maro.
Maro drank and drank in sadness… he planned such a great time… as he went to grab another wine skin.
He was blasted to the wall by a cold wind… hands and legs were frozen up against the walls.
Oh oh…
A claw was at his neck…
"Have you been a bad boy Maro?" Asked Valleria
What did he do… could have been anything
Alleria put a claw to his groin "we heard some things from our new friend"…
What, he was 50/50 on whether he was going to get laid or killed… he lived this life to the fullest… his only regret was not having a foursome with them.
"Ladies…" he coughed
"Oh you have something to say…" Katarina flashed a dagger made of ice
She put the dagger to his lips before he could speak.
"We only want one thing from you"… "use war cry"…
Maro shook his head no… he was going to get fucked up
His neck drew blood, the other claw cut a very delicate hole in his pants…
He gulped and nodded okay… she took the knife back
He reluctantly used War Cry. His mouth was immediately frozen shut after.
The worst thing that could happen possibly happened.
All three of them stepped back away from him and started intensely making out with each other. Ripping at each other's clothes…
The Ice Queen got disrobed first, Alleria and Valleria were both partial cats… their clothes fell off next.
He would have licked his lips but his mouth was frozen solid.
In between making out, Katarina quickly froze his dick. And then she went back to making out with the Elves… It was an Elf Ice mage sandwich. The three of them started to have a little sexy wrestling match on the bed…
Maro couldn't handle it. He wasn't a cuck in his last life and he wouldn't be one now. He activated blood rush, he strained and shattered the ice.
Within a flash his clothes were gone… he stared at them and used warcry at maximum energy.
The whole house shook, things fell off shelves, glasses broke and the whole fortress knew Maro would be late to the feast…
Gnarlo was also late to the feast… the trolls took a while.