"Red Leader… is down. Ripoff Yoda… will know." High above in a sleek UFO, Ripoff Yoda—a small, green figure in tattered robes—seethes with envy. Desperate to be original, he loathes Asap's effortless uniqueness. "He's different! Too original!" he snarls, ranting to his crew aboard his spaceship.
On the surface, Asap feels a flicker of belonging. He wanders into a smoky bar, lighting a cigarette as the world darkens around him. The smoke swirls, and he sways, lightheaded, dancing in the haze. A sudden surge pulses within him. Whoosh! He teleports, landing inside a red car that crashes off a cliff. Before he can recover, a UFO's tractor beam locks onto him, pulling him skyward.