Mmm-mm Yow-yow! Tee-tee-tee Haaah! Ch-ch-ch Eeek! Ahhh-ahhh Ahhh-ahhh Eee-yah! Eeek! Eh-eh Eeek! Rrr-rrr Eeek! Prrr… Mmm-mm Eh-eh Kah! Kah! Ee-ee-ee… Eeek! Eee-yah!" or as it translates into the monkey language it's really an amazing day.
Now you might ask why does a grown ass man leap throughout the forest with bunch of monkeys by his side and writing what he is doing in his diary.
I would respond simply by saying this world simply needs to know my story, i mean come on everybody likes to know about legends, especially cool once , and for my cool fans in the new centuries to feel my coolness they need to know how there legend look, now then let's start writing the angelic looks of me the greatest legend onisai kaito to the world.
Ok let's start so obviously i am tall and cool around 2 meters ( this is a lie he is actually 179 cm)
and obviously i have beautiful and charming blue like crystal eyes( another lie he have red like demonic eyes) ,
also hmm i can't describe myself as having gentle face they might think i am tall twink, so let's just describe my normal fierce and threating cool face ( this is unironically
Not a lie).
ok i think this is enough, i should probably stop jumping through the forest like that, it might not be a good idea, i might hit myself with bigass tree like last time.
As i had slowed my jumping pace ,i noticed that i was Closer and closer to my usual resting and reliable old friend,my tree Susie( don't ask why i have a tree as a friend)
Well then i guess it's time to get there and have a beautiful nap.
As i had finally reached my resting place i dragged a banana from my pocket eat it , then drink some worm milk that i had been saving and hit it with a great and satisfying nap( you should do that obviously).
As i had delved throughout my dreams, i realised that this dream was recall of the past exactly 3 years before i get banned of the village, because those fu*kers ( every great writer need to censor his words even if he is dreaming). Anyway, they accused me of Theft and mass murder which to be honest i did the first but not the latter, but come on it was just a simple pickpocketing. You know i do wonder if i am mentally unstable, i mean i am narrating withing my dream....
Anyway, let's go back to what happened 3 years, so some bums accused me of several crimes, and the crime of destroying one of the 7 ancient relics of the village. And because of this so called accusations i was banned and get my clothes revoked, but i really didn't care i mean to be honest i am low-key having fun currently, i mean i learnt most of the animals languages, i made some animals friends and even a tree, hell i did even learn how to cook and sew. You know when i phrase it this way the education system of the village semms really useless.
Well back on the topic, they are one thing that i miss out of everything my beautiful and elegant amaterasu, her cold and delegant movement, her strength and resilience, the way she controls over the wave of unpredictability and danger. Oh amaterasu, how i miss holding you towards my chest and ambushing towards the unknown in our adventure.
You know funny enough that when i describe amaterasu in such a way, you might think she is some cold strong women, but low-key it's just my sword. And yet again i prove i have really high level of emotions dryness.
anyway i probably should wake up and stop talking with myself within my dream, though i should mention this in my book, my fans in the next centuries would be amazed.Knowing, there legend can have full access to his dream realm.
Well then, i Guess it's enough yapping, for the greatest king kaito because it's time immerse into a new adventure. After all they are a certain friend that needs to be mentions in my diary- though i Don't think it's what a normal person would consider a companion.