"Do you take anything seriously?!" Lyra found herself shouting. "Everything has to be some sort of snide comment. A wisecrack. A joke. And if you aren't trying to pretend like you're the smartest person in the room, you're being a petulant child!"
Isobel's eyes widened. "Petulant?! Coming from the resident drama queen? Need I remind you that your first decision after going through my things was to kill me?! I'd imagine an ant would be the 'smartest person in the room' when they share it with someone like you!"
"Finally! A shred of honesty! I'm sick and tired of you lying to us. I can't wait until Lloyd and I kick your ass. That way, we don't have to deal with you and your deceitful ass ever again!"
