Chapter 0055: The WeChat Hookup Mission
Back in the bedroom, Li Bin lay on his bed, listening to the sounds of his mother-in-law and three sisters-in-law talking and the water running in the bathroom. A restless itch grew in his heart; no matter how he lay, he couldn't get comfortable.
The mere thought of the three sisters and his mother-in-law, all naked and bathing together, was enough to send his impulses into overdrive.
He truly wished he could just barge in and take a look.
After tossing and turning and playing on his phone for a while, as if possessed, Li Bin opened Taobao and started searching for pinhole cameras.
A direct search for "pinhole camera" yielded no results on Taobao.
Li Bin then tried searching for just "camera," and a row of various camera models immediately appeared in the product listings below.
The second product, judging by its description, was exactly what Li Bin wanted to buy.
4G Camera, Wireless, Plug-and-Play, Remote HD Home Network...
The tiny camera was only the size of a button.
It had an ultra-long standby time, could connect to a phone, and was high-definition.
It perfectly suited Li Bin's needs!
Li Bin chatted with the Taobao shop owner, got the most expensive and fully-featured model, and paid for it directly.
After buying the camera, Li Bin felt even more restless and agitated.
He couldn't help but secretly resent himself for not buying and installing this camera sooner!
If he had, he could be watching the springtime scenery inside the bathroom right now!
Just thinking about it made him incredibly excited.
"Why isn't she back yet..." Li Bin suddenly felt a strong urge to have sex with his wife, Wan, to relieve his pent-up feelings.
But after waiting for a while, he still didn't see his wife enter the bedroom.
He started to grow a little impatient.
Bored, Li Bin opened WeChat and casually scrolled through the various pictures in his Moments. A quick glance showed nothing but ads from online sellers, baby pictures, and people showing off.
Still just as boring.
[Ding! The Goddess Conquest and Training System is activated!]
[Side Quest Triggered!]
[Target: On "People Nearby" in WeChat, find a lonely housewife with a beauty score of 80 or above and a figure score of 80 or above.]
[Host must use WeChat to arrange a hookup and successfully have sex with a woman meeting the "double 80" criteria from "People Nearby." Any means are acceptable.]
[Quest Completion Reward: 1,000,000 RMB.]
"Huh?" Hearing the system's prompt, Li Bin froze.
A reward for a WeChat hookup?
Li Bin had done his fair share of WeChat hookups before he got married.
Back when he was single, whenever he felt lonely at night, Li Bin would use WeChat or Momo to search for people nearby and try to arrange a hookup.
However, because he was reluctant to spend money and his conversations were too rushed, his success rate was extremely low.
Thinking back, he had added almost every woman in the vicinity, but he had only successfully hooked up with a slightly overweight woman, a thirty-something rather plain-looking housewife, a divorced single mother with decent looks, and a pregnant woman eight months along...
In terms of figure and looks, none of them scored over 70.
Even 60 was a stretch.
"What kind of quality can you even find on WeChat?" Li Bin scoffed, not holding out much hope for the side quest the system had arranged.
However, faced with the temptation of 1 million, Li Bin still opened WeChat's "People Nearby" and began his search.
When the "People Nearby" search interface appeared, Li Bin discovered that the display was completely different from before!
In the list of people that appeared, not only did it show the basic information of the WeChat users, but there was also an additional line indicating their purpose.
[Happy Every Day]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 41]
[Beauty: 45]
[Figure: 71]
[Purpose for searching nearby: To relieve loneliness, find someone to chat with]
...
[AA Premium Menswear]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 35]
[Beauty: 81]
[Figure: 85]
[Purpose for searching nearby: Online seller, promoting store]
...
[New Life Beauty Salon]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 30]
[Beauty: 85]
[Figure: 89]
[Purpose for searching nearby: Only adding female accounts, to solicit beauty clients, promote store]
...
[A Lonely Night]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 41]
[Beauty: 51]
[Figure: 64]
[Purpose for searching nearby: Gay]
...
After casually scanning a few profiles, Li Bin felt his eyes burning.
A few years ago, there were still some young, pretty girls on WeChat.
Now, it was just disgusting. Nothing but lonely old ladies and online sellers.
And there were even old gay men.
Li Bin, forcing down his disgust, continued to look.
[Charming and Alluring]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 28]
[Beauty: 86]
[Figure: 80]
[Purpose for searching nearby: Prostitute, Price: 300 for a quickie]
...
"Damn, it even shows the price. This system is fucking thoughtful." Li Bin muttered and started quickly browsing through the profiles below.
Finally, Li Bin found a great target!
[Abao's Mommy]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 26]
[Beauty: 90]
[Figure: 86]
[Purpose for searching nearby: Husband is on a business trip, marital discord, husband has cheated, feeling empty and lonely, wants to relieve loneliness but is fearful and ashamed.]
A beauty score of 90. Li Bin figured that anyone with a score that high would be a real-life beauty.
Her figure was great too, at 86.
Li Bin was very satisfied with this target.
Moreover, she was a lonely housewife. Judging by the name, she seemed to have a child already.
This kind of woman, at the very least, met Li Bin's standards for a hookup. She was someone he could actually bring himself to fuck!
Opening Abao's Mommy's profile, Li Bin looked at her profile picture and distance.
Her profile picture was incredibly tacky. It was just a photo of a tree.
But the distance was very close.
WeChat showed she was within 1 kilometer.
Li Bin tapped the "Say Hi" button, casually typed "Hello" on the greeting page, and hit send.
But very quickly, she rejected the request outright.
Li Bin scratched his head, completely baffled as to what he'd done wrong.
In the past, when he used WeChat, people would usually accept as long as he sent a greeting.
But this woman had rejected him outright.
This was going to be a bit tricky.
Li Bin originally thought about switching targets, but after looking around, he couldn't find anyone with a higher beauty score than this housewife.
Left with no other choice, he opened Abao's Mommy's profile again.
[Reminder: When using "Say Hi" on WeChat, the success rate of adding a friend with "Hello" is the lowest. It is recommended to use "Add me" as the greeting.]
At that moment, the system helpfully provided a tip.
Li Bin paused, then asked curiously, "Why? System, why is the success rate of 'Hello' the lowest, but 'Add me' works?"
[Please use your heart to comprehend. I am only analyzing this for you based on big data. I do not know the reason why.]
Li Bin, somewhat skeptical, typed "Add me" into the greeting box and clicked send.
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