A/N This is going to be my first attempt at writing, I hope I can grow and become better at it.and if you've ever read Nah I'd Slay Demons if not go check it out you should find me in every paragraph comment section and you should find the comments I'm talking about in the chapter heat. So, thank Snake_Pit_Poet for this shit hope you enjoy
"Ok so WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!" 'Yep, that's me i bet you're wondering why I've just screamed well you would too if you had just got your shit rocked as hard as me. and how in god's name did FUCKING TRUCK-KUN HIT ME FROM THE TOP FLOOR OF THE BURJ FUCKING KHALIFA!!'
"Ok calm down breathe. ok where am I?" The place between life and death. 'Huh that makes sense, no wonder i can't see any.. 'wait' yes i am in your head. "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?" You have quite the vocabulary "you're enjoying this aren't you?" I don't see how that is relevant but yes, I very much am.
"so, why am i here?" I don't hope to understand the way Jesus's mind works "yeah that checks out" you don't seem like your surprised "meh the big G does stuff no-one will ever understand and besides he chose me to do this so i can't say no" i must admit I am not used to this reaction.
"So, what happens now?" Well now we spin the wheels."really?" yes "ok then" Well then let us begin.
Then the void lights up like a gameshow and lo and behold five wheels all lined up in a row. the first wheel spins. first we'll' see where your going and go from there. as the wheel slows and slows i can't help but think about why i died the way i did. the wheel stops before i can ask. ooh mass effect and jujutsu Kaisen interesting combo now race.
The second wheel spins "wait he said ME x JJK oh shit' "wai..." The wheel stopped. Human predictably next special attributes he spun the third wheel 'oh human ok that's fine.' 'Nows my chance to ask.' "hey.." the wheel landed on Sukuna's vessel 'holy shit'. Now that's n a first now for your second the same wheel spun agian 'ok ask now.' "why did i die like that?" the wheel stopped on universal genes well knowing you you'll probably stay Maidenless. Before I can even feel insulated. Now powers two max the first spin landed on creation and manipulation of cursed spirts and the second on shrine the first one is a surprise haven't seen anyone get that one before and the second is a given as you house goatkuna ahem i Sukuna bye now. "what?" and then i feel like I'm falling and then darkness
A/N hope you like it a it is my first time writing also there will no no ME hate in my comment section i will find you