"Satoru Kazuma, Welcome to the afterlife"
"Eh..who are you?" asked a certain blue-haired goddess to a black hair black eye but european looking boy.
"Ehh....ehh.....ehhh"
The boy holding a hot dog and eating halfway replied.
"What...where am I?"
Aqua knowing she screwed up just keep a piker face and replied
"You have passed away and you are in Afterlife where you will be decided to go where"
"Noooo....I was eating in my apartment and suddenly here, you said I died?"
"Wait a minute, did you just called me Kazuma?"
"Where the hell do I look like a Japanese?"
"My name is Alex, Alex Ambrosius"
"You made a mistake right? Right?"
"And I know you, you are that clumsy low INT stat Goddess of Water, AQUA!"
"Wow, has my greatness spread to your world already?" Said Aqua.
"That's not the point!, I am still alive!!"
"That....unfortunate as maybe, you might be dead now because I pulled your soul here....tee hee" said Aqua while trying to look cute.
"No!, I just won the lottery and was thinking how to spend and you tell me I am dead! "
"Wahhh....in my 25 years of life, I was about to reach the top and you ruin it"
"Umm, how about as an apology I send you to another world?, Demon King and Adventurers...and of course with a cheat too."
"I thought that was what every reincanator get? Why are you trying to bullshit me! "
"You not only give me compensation but you are also lying to me"
As they were arguing, both of them were brought to heaven in front of the Gods
"Aqua, I just heard from my friend from the next Universe that you took one of his junior's soul, what happened?" Asked God to Aqua and his eyes lands on Alex.
"Ummm, I was doing the standard summoning, there might have been some misunderstanding?"
"I will check" said God and vanishes.
Alex looking around the hall and he can see rhe heavnly realm full of beautiful scenery. As he was looking around and showing Aqua a gloating smile that means that you boss is gonna roast you smile.
Aqua pouting and didn't look at him and sulking.
Just then, the God showed up again with an empty bottle.
"Misunderstanding?....drinking on the job and talking about misunderstanding?"
"There better be not a next time, I will let this one go"
"Dear Alex, you will be send back to your Universe after you choose a cheat from Aqua as an apology for her mistake"
"Tell your Ancestor to come for a drink some times".
"Umm Thank You for everything, God" said Alex with a smug face to Aqua who was pouting.
"Go on....go choose with her" said God while he transfer both him and Aqua to the place they were before.
"Ha, lucky you get away with it this time Dear Aqua".
"Stoo talking and choose, I have to summon another guy after you!" Said Aqua while sulking.
"Fine fine, show me what you got"
Papers stacked came into view from Aqua and there were items and skills.
1 hour later.
"Okay. I choose this skill, fantasy creation"
"Oh, it's a good skill, as long as you understand something, you can create it"
"You sure got good taste"
"Okay here you go.... whoosh....and Good Bye, whoosh, see you never..."
" I hope soooooo....."
Alex lengthened and whoosh disappered
Somewhere in the Void,
Standing on a cloud, Alex was standing with an old man looking like Gandalf and Dumbledore who was studying him
"Ummm....are you my Ancestor? Gandalf? No he is a Maia. So Dumbledore?, nah he's gay."
"Hmm, yes, I am Merlin Ambrosius, you Ancestor"
"You sure does look like when I was young, huh? Even the humor is the same"
"Merlin?....Merlin as in Wizard around King Arther?"
"Does our world has magic? Why don't I know? Am I your desandent? Why don't I have magic? I want to do those whoosh whoosh piu piu things too".
"Stop...stop...geez, even the way you ask is the same"
"I will explain, I am Merlin "Prime", I sent clones to the multiverse to exprience different worlds and also to spread my linege of Magic"
"Most clones cannot spread my blood or magic to his descendants, but you are an exception in the entire multiverse"
"Your desire for magic and your obession with those Reincarnation and Transmigration Novels and Fan-Fic allows you like a light in darkness for summoning array in Konosuba Universe"
"You know about Konosuba?!"
"Yes, most novels, anime, movies and such are just Universe exchanging information through authors as dreams or inspiration, they may be the future or past of that particular world"
"Stop interupting, let me finish explaining, so because of your desire, you have a magic seed take root in your soul and because of that little girl summoning, your seeds has sporout"
"Can I use magic now?"
"You can but now you are a soul now"
"Quick Ancestor, send me back....wahhahahaha.....I am gonna be rich and also magic now....wahahhahaa"
"Umm, I'm afraid not"
"Wahhaa--- Umm why not?"
"Your body is cremated and your universe does not allow magic"
"Ummm, which bastard cremated me?"
It was only a few hours and no one usually comes to my house"
"When you were summoned, because the universe doesn't allow magic, your apartment bed room was erase by the no magic law. "
"Aquaa!!!"
"So, what do I do now?" Asked Alex.
"I am sending to a friend of mine's universe where you will reincarnate with your memories of course but they will be sealed until you are 15 and you will also unlock your cheat from Konosuba then"
"Ohhh, which universe? Can I choose? Do I get more gifts? What about my magic? Do I learn there or are you not gonna teach me?"
"Stop.....stop... let's go, now!"
Whoosh....whoosh...Teleportation sounds...
"Welcome, Merlin, Old Friend and you little guy." Said 'XXX'
"Hello!, nice to meet you!" Said Alex.
"Well, it's a surprise you have a magical descendant, Merlin"said 'XXX'
"I know, his desire is too strong and the one from "Hsjcirtjso" Universe Hero Summoning choose him from a Magicless Universe"
"Ohh, a very good potential wizard, huh?"
"Come here little guy, I have a gift for you" said 'XXX' while handing a glowing book to Alex.
"It's a Harry Potter Magic Book I snatch from Death when she was fooling around in that world."
"Wow, Thank You, was Death the one who was acting and giving gifts to the three brothers? Death was a she? Will magic here cause me to go nutsand brainless like Voldemort?"
"Wow, he is just like you when we met...machine gun talking"
"Heeh heeh, sorry, it's just curiosity."
"It's ok, Young One, no there's no dark magic in there, Dark Magic in My Universe is much more corrupting then those from Harry Potter and some spells just won't work here and some spells are added and some changed"
"Thank You"
"Okay now, you are reincarnating in this universe and here's my gift to you, Alex"
"It's a tavern"
"Ummm...am I supposed to know everything after you say 'it's a tarven!'?"
"Oh. Shut up, you will figure it out yourself when you're 15....now Go"
"Tell me what it does Old Mannnnnn...!"
"Heh. He sounds just like you when You were young Merlin"
"Please OAA, when he knows he's in Marvel, he'll be cursing me to the sky "
"Haha, you deserve it "
"Ummm, did you hear anything? "
"What? What? I hear only you chewing that potatoe chip annoying loud!"
"Shut-in Neet, I just heard someone shouting my name so affectionately, I was just talking to myself.....and choose fast, you are wasting my booze time"
"I chooseeeee..."
"Yes..yes...which one?"
"YOU!!!!!"
"Ehh.....ehh..eh"
"You can't, I am a Goddess,I...I"
Bloinkkk...circles lighting up under Aqua and Kazuma sounds....
"You are hereby choosen as his cheat,Aqua, and also Lady Aqua, Alex told me to tell you 'Big-Chested Brainless Goddess, you deserve ittttt!!!' Those were his exact words and also he told me to tell you hero ' Shut-In Neet Perverted Lolicon!' And that he wishes you 'Good Luck'."
Message sent and then...whoosh
"Alexxxxxxx!!" Aqua
"Lolicon? What do you mean Lolicon.no, i am noooottttt"
"Heh"