The entire school now ran on one universal truth:
"Satoru got kicked in the balls by a teacher and walked away smiling because he's too handsome."
Logic? Flawless. Debate? Impossible.
Class F grilled him for exactly four minutes before ADHD kicked in and everyone went back to doodling dicks on desks.
Yasushi, however, was in full emo pretty-boy mode, guitar abandoned like yesterday's girlfriend.
"What's wrong?" Satoru asked.
Yasushi exploded off his seat like a drama king.
"Light Music Club rejected me! They'll rue the day they blocked my romance! Take this guitar, Satoru—avenge me!!"
"Full?" Satoru narrowed his eyes.
"NO↓YES↑!! The poster's up!"
Turns out the senpais asked eleven basic questions (name, class, blood type, star sign…) and one final killer:
"Can you play guitar?"
Yasushi: "…No."
Satoru nodded solemnly. "Deserved."
Then, hands behind back, he delivered twelve gentle Wing-Chun head taps.
"Noon. Rooftop. I'll teach you."
Yasushi instantly revived, slinging an arm around Satoru's shoulder. "BRO!"
Satoru slapped it off.
Rooftop, lunch break. Blue sky, lazy breeze.
Yasushi demolished fried-noodle bread. Satoru gave up halfway through his own—full.
Random gossip from Yasushi: neighbor's wife was three months pregnant before marriage, husband knew and didn't care, daughter born sick, needed transfusion… turns out husband was the real dad after all.
Satoru clenched his fist so hard the plastic bottle cracked.
Cucks everywhere.
Yasushi grinned. "Weird story, right?"
Satoru: "Just two teammates who pre-queued together."
Yasushi: "Exactly!"
Lesson time.
"Posture first. Right leg over left, curve at the waist, rest it on your right thigh, back against right chest—"
"Does posture even matter that much?"
Satoru stared in silence.
Yasushi shrank. "It matters it matters without posture no girls—"
"Good."
Then—
Soft hands slipped over Satoru's eyes from behind, delicate and cool.
"Guess who?"
…
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