Chapter 42 Do You Have Medicine Here?
Mindy also knew that the task of transforming Mo Fei was very difficult and couldn't be accomplished in a short time, so she temporarily put it aside.
"Brother, look what this is?" Mindy gave Mo Fei a surprise, pulling out a mystical, ancient piece of parchment.
"It's it!" Mo Fei was overjoyed, taking the parchment. "Mindy, how did you get it from that old scoundrel Mo Youqian?"
"I snatched it when he wasn't paying attention!" Mindy said with a giggle.
She had already figured it out: if she were to force her brother into changing, it would be absolutely unadvisable. She had to take a softer approach.
By treating him better and better, spoiling him, and making him unable to live without her, wouldn't he then obediently follow her every command?
Then she would properly transform him!
"Detected 'Purple Qi Soul Refinement Method'. Do you wish to learn it?"
"Yes!"
"Purple Qi Soul Refinement Method Lv1: Cultivating immortals, boundless magic power! Alas, the Heavenly Dao has collapsed, and the path ahead is cut off! Want eternal life? Want to become an immortal? You wish! Go home and keep dreaming! (Experience 0/100)"
"Detected 'Purple Sun Alchemy'. Do you wish to learn it?"
"Yes!"
"Purple Sun Alchemy Lv1: Do you feel old, your kidneys overdrawn, your energy depleted? Purple Sun Pills: one bottle for refreshing the mind, two bottles for never feeling tired, three bottles for eternal youth. (Experience 0/100)"
"Detected 'Purple Sun Artifact Forging'. Do you wish to learn it?"
"Yes!"
"Purple Sun Artifact Forging Lv1: What use is this iron rod! What do these transformations matter? I'm not targeting anyone, but I'm saying that in front of Purple Sun Artifact Forging, any transforming iron rod is trash! (Experience 0/100)"
"Detected 'Purple Qi Corpse Refinement'. Do you wish to learn it?"
"Yes!"
"Purple Qi Corpse Refinement Lv1: Do you wake up in a fright in the middle of the night? Do you feel empty and lonely? Do you lack a sense of security? Get a green hat… bah, a green zombie! It will guard you safely, so you are no longer empty and lonely, no longer lacking a sense of security. It's cold, but very thoughtful! (Experience 0/100)"
"…"
Ignoring the silly dog system's annoying words, Mo Fei was quite surprised.
He had hit the jackpot, hadn't he?
Taoist cultivation methods such as Taoist magic, alchemy, artifact forging, corpse refinement, and talisman drawing were all gathered at once.
Even if the path of Taoist magic cultivation was, as the silly dog system said, already cut off, these were still excellent practical skills!
—
Mo Youqian returned to the Mo Family Fist martial arts school.
He opened the secret room where he kept his treasured possessions.
He felt for the things on his body… Huh?
Where was the harvest from his trip?
Mo Youqian's expression became unusually serious as he pondered where the problem had occurred… With his cultivation, someone had actually gotten close enough to steal his things without him noticing… "Mo Youqian!"
The door to the secret room was opened.
"Where did you disappear to last night?"
"Uh… Tang Ren's disciple insisted on dragging me to tour New York…"
"Do you think I have senile dementia!"
"Wife, I'm not lying to you… Wife, wait…"
Crashing sounds echoed from inside the secret room.
The vibrations caused dust to fall everywhere.
—
Mindy, as usual, prepared breakfast and went to Mo Fei's room to wake him, but found his room empty.
"Where's Brother?" Mindy frowned.
Given Mo Fei's personality, not sleeping in was impossible, utterly impossible in this life, but where was he?
After searching for a long time, Mindy finally saw Mo Fei sitting on the rooftop, meditating with his five centers facing the sky.
"Brother, what are you doing?" Mindy asked, puzzled. "Why are you up so early today?"
"Mindy, sleeping in leads to weakened body, low muscle tone, impaired gastrointestinal function, disruption of the biological clock, and hindrance of normal nervous system function, among many other harms. This is not good! Not good! So you absolutely must not rely on being young to stay in bed, I will supervise you from now on!" Mo Fei said earnestly.
Mindy: "…"
Who was staying in bed?
Brother, can you speak with a clear conscience?
The reason Mo Fei was up so early was, of course, because of the newly acquired Taoist cultivation manual.
The cultivation of the "Purple Qi Soul Refinement Method" primarily involved absorbing the purple qi of the morning Sun, using it to nourish the entire body. When perfected, spiritual energy could be generated.
Other Taoist methods were all based on the spiritual energy cultivated by the "Purple Qi Soul Refinement Method".
The purple qi of the morning Sun only appeared at the moment the Sun rose, when the purple qi came from the East.
After that time, what was there to cultivate?
After Mo Fei activated his cultivation method, wisps of gentle innate purple qi of the morning Sun slowly drew in from the horizon, circling around Mo Fei's body.
Finally, through the acupoints on Mo Fei's body, they entered his body.
Those wisps of innate purple qi of the morning Sun, after entering Mo Fei's body, flowed around him, cleansing his meridians.
Soon, Mo Fei smelled a faint odor emanating from himself.
This should be the legendary marrow cleansing.
However, the amount wasn't very large!
But as long as Mo Fei persisted in his cultivation, the impurities in his body would naturally decrease.
Once the Sun was fully risen, the innate purple qi of the morning Sun disappeared.
Mo Fei finished his work!
"Absorbed the purple qi of the morning Sun, gained 2 experience points."
"Purple Qi Soul Refinement Method Lv1: I wish to cultivate immortals, boundless magic power! Alas, the Heavenly Dao has collapsed, and the path ahead is cut off! Want eternal life? Want to become an immortal? You wish! Go home and keep dreaming! (Experience 2/100)"
"Cultivating immortals in the Marvel Universe, alas, it doesn't feel Marvel at all," Mo Fei sighed.
After breakfast, Mo Fei continued to practice medicine.
"Do you have medicine here? The kind that makes everyone go crazy after taking it?" A man, wearing a hood to cover his face, dressed like an Agent, asked.
"Yes."
"Then give me two."
"1000 U.S. dollars a pill."
"No problem, I'm not short on money!"
Mo Fei noticed that the flow of middle-aged men, mostly around forty years old, coming to the medical clinic had surged. They were all there to buy Mo Fei's Great Strength Pills!
Looking at their unsatisfied expressions, Mo Fei's pricing, let alone 1000 U.S. dollars, would probably still attract many eager buyers even at 10000 U.S. dollars.
No wonder Lu Xun said: when a woman is eight, you tell stories to coax her to sleep; when she's eighteen, you tell stories to trick her into sleeping with you; when she's twenty-eight, she sleeps with you without stories; when she's thirty-eight, she tells stories to trick you into sleeping with her; when she's forty-eight, you tell stories not to sleep with her.
It seemed Mo Fei's Great Strength Pill brand had made its mark. He didn't even need to sell on credit anymore; the men were practically begging Mo Fei to take their money.
1000 U.S. dollars a pill was indeed quite expensive, but… besides, even if they thought it was too expensive and didn't want to buy, would their wives allow it?
Hehe!
Mo Fei happily counted the green Franklins. He felt that even without the 1.25 million U.S. dollars he got from Seventh Uncle, by selling Great Strength Pills, he could become a millionaire in less than two months!