In this chaotic era, one must cut through, break the carriage, and unite!
Because of Zoro's recent display, Zambai and the shipwrights, who had returned to the carriage, were imitating his sword technique, slicing through the wooden panels.
Zoro shouted angrily, "You scoundrels!"
The shipwrights and Franky Family replied in unison, "How boring!"
Just then, Chopper looked up, curious. "Nami, where's the Log Pose in your hand? If we don't have it, won't we get lost later?"
Zoro immediately lifted the small reindeer with one hand. "Chopper, what exactly do you mean?"
Chopper flailed his limbs in panic. Did he say something wrong? Why was Zoro so agitated?
Meanwhile, Luffy held up a mirror. "Handsome… really handsome… oh mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome in the world…"
Sandy's hair immediately stood on end. He grabbed Luffy with one hand. "Luffy, what do you mean?"
Luffy replied simply, "So boring."
Nami slapped her forehead. "Do you even understand what's going on right now?"
"Hey, hey!" someone outside shouted, "Unknown situation ahead! Everyone, stay alert!"
The group snapped to attention and looked outside. They saw a massive Sea King nearby—cleaved in half by a sword. It was even bigger than the Rocketman!
The shipwrights and Franky Family widened their eyes in shock.
"So strong," Zoro muttered, coming to a conclusion after observing.
Sandy said, "Leave the enemy ahead to me. Today, I'll show you what true swordsmanship is!"
Zoro sat down, interested.
The shipwrights and Franky Family, unfamiliar with Sandy's strength, whispered in concern, "Can he do it?"
"Or should we let Roronoa handle this?"
"Look! The person in front is Ship Cutter!"
Luffy frowned. "Ship Cutter?"
Zambai explained, "He's a Navy Colonel—Ship Cutter T-Bone. He slices pirate ships like steak."
Luffy sighed. "That's amazing!"
"What do you mean 'amazing'?" Zambai replied, exasperated. "Don't act like it doesn't concern you. Prepare the cannons, everyone!"
"Whoa!!"
"Wait," Luffy said.
Zambai turned. "If we don't hurry, the Rocketman will be cut in half!"
Luffy replied, "What were you staring at? Leave it to Sandy. Don't get in his way."
Everyone turned to see Sandy at the bow of the ship… putting on makeup.
"…what?" everyone said in unison.
Sandy, wearing a cape, pulled out a wig, but the wind blew it back onto Zoro's face.
Zoro muttered, "I'm telling you, scoundrel—be serious!"
Sandy waved. "Help me hold it. When fighting an opponent, dressing up first intimidates them, right?"
"Oh!" Luffy punched his palm. "I get it!"
The Franky Family and shipwrights groaned, black lines appearing over their heads.
Meanwhile, T-Bone, running ahead on the tracks, noticed lights behind him and muttered, "What is that? A Sea Train? Is it a new Sea Train? Is anyone there?"
Sandy alone stood at the front of the Rocketman.
"Get out of the way!" he shouted.
T-Bone, noticing the separated carriage with his subordinates, wondered if they'd met a tragic end.
Seeing Sandy—the man with a 300 million Belly bounty—he realized he might be rescuing someone.
"This is the path of justice! I am a Navy Colonel! I cannot bring shame to the Navy! I will stop you and cleave you in half!" T-Bone roared.
Sandy drew his sword. "I don't care who you are. Get out of the way, or face the consequences."
"Come on," T-Bone said. "I hate curved swordsmanship! Right Angle Flying Bird! Bone Great Bird…"
Clang! A geometric slash flew toward Sandy's face.
"Tch." Sandy spat, leapt up, cut through T-Bone's sword energy, and appeared behind him at high speed.
"The righteous Navy…" Sandy muttered.
T-Bone barely reacted. Sweat dripped from his forehead. "You…"
Before he could swing back, Sandy kicked him squarely on the butt. "So noisy—go Pikachu!"
"Whoa ah—Pirate!"
T-Bone flew into the sky toward his subordinates.
"Nani?!" everyone on the Rocketman exclaimed as they watched him soar like a bird.
Zoro's eye twitched. "This is called swordsmanship? He's clearly just kicking people…"
"Suge, sugei!!"
"Again, he defeated Ship Cutter."
"No match at all! Who is he!!"
"As expected of the 300 million Belly bounty, Sleep God Sandy!"
Returning to the carriage, the Rocketman shook violently. Luffy was battling a giant toad.
This toad, Yokozuna, had once lived with Kokoro and Franky, and Franky had taught it freestyle swimming.
The carriage rocked repeatedly.
"Something bad's happened." Zambai looked out the window. "Emperor Bull has disappeared!"
"Eh? Disappeared? No way!" the Square Sisters exclaimed.
Barry said, "No, it's us who disappeared, isn't it? We've gone off track."
"This is worse than disappearing! What should we do?!"
Sandy, holding Nami's waist, grumbled, "What trouble is that stinky toad causing now? Watch me cut it down!"
"Wait," Kokoro smiled. "That toad should be Yokozuna. Leave it to me."
Nami worried, "Kokoro, can we still reach Enies Lobby smoothly? There's no Log Pose here!"
"Don't worry," Kokoro said, adjusting the steering wheel. "It seems we've entered a strange current. The Sea Train is equipped with an Eternal Pose pointing to the station island."
"I'll watch the sea surface. Steering is up to you," Nami said.
"No problem. But before that…"
Kokoro leaned out and called to the giant toad fighting Luffy.
"I say, Yokozuna, come over here!"
"Ribbit, ribbit." Yokozuna, recognizing Kokoro, immediately became excited. One of their own!
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