Not being discovered by the two suddenly appearing assassins is a good thing!
Michael silently thought to himself.
Whoosh whoosh~~~
Touching the infiltrator sunglasses on his nose, Michael couldn't help but silently cheer for the mutated gem!
Phelps, uh, no, the mutated gem, is just awesome!
Huh?
This big figure, why does he look like Batman?
Damn it, is this not just the Marvel Universe, but also DC?
And who is this smaller one next to him, wearing a purple battlesuit?
Why does this guy who looks like Batman wear a golden belt? Is he afraid it's too dark at night to see? Or is he saying, 'I'm rich, come rob me'?
Also, why are the letters BD engraved on this golden belt?
Hey, this smaller guy is wearing a pink belt? With HG engraved on it?
Hiss!!!
Wait!!!
This scene, it's so familiar!!
I feel like I've seen it somewhere before?
When did I see it?
That's right!
I remember now!
Big Daddy and Hit-Girl from Kick-Ass!
Thinking of this, Michael almost cried out in surprise.
He had seen Iron Man and the iron monger before, and how long had it been? Now he saw two more from Marvel, well, street heroes?
...Just then, a loli voice rang out.
"These guys are really too poor!"
"Luckily, we only used one bullet, otherwise we would have lost money!"
Corpse: I'm so weak, it's really my fault!
"Alright, Mindy."
"Speed it up and clear these guys out."
"This is Hell's Kitchen!"
"The gunshots were too intense before, so no one came to watch."
"But now that the gunshots have stopped, a large group of people will come to investigate soon."
"If we don't want to be surrounded, then speed it up!"
A mature male voice rang out, stopping Hit-Girl's complaining.
"Got it, Big Daddy!"
Hit-Girl rolled her eyes, but her movements unconsciously sped up.
"But why does it feel like there are a dozen fewer people?"
"Did our intel make a mistake?"
"Hmm, when we get back, we'll give a good 'greeting' to the guy who sold us the intel."
"With a dozen fewer people, this business clearly lost money!"
As the father and daughter sped up, Michael, who was lying on the ground, slowly couldn't hear their already low voices.
Well, with Michael's English listening and speaking ability, he was actually half guessing.
But, even so, it's enough, isn't it!
"It really is Big Daddy and Hit-Girl's?"
"I wonder if Big Daddy will still be killed by that idiotic Kick-Ass later?"
"Perhaps not ~"
"According to the original plot, it seems these two guys were subjected to a live trial after being caught?"
"It seems like it was live, right?"
"If it's a live trial, then they might not necessarily die."
"New York is now the territory of Tony Stark, the newly promoted superhero Iron Man."
"If these two guys were killed live by mere Gang members, where would Iron Man put his face?"
"Moreover, New York is a key monitoring area for S.H.I.E.L.D., and they still want to broadcast things live online?"
"Heh heh!"
Michael carefully rummaged through the memories in his mind that were almost forgotten, and finally remembered the origins of these two people whose belts were engraved with BD and HG.
Although most of the plot was unclear, as long as a particular scene was mentioned, it would definitely make Michael remember these two again!
A father, in front of his daughter, teaches her to use a gun!
Yes, Big Daddy is such a perverted father!
Not only does he not dote on his daughter, but he personally trains her to be a killer!
Good heavens!
Back then, Michael could hardly believe what he saw; in this World, there was actually such a depraved father?
Are they really biological?
Ahem.
Getting back to the main topic.
After remembering Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, Michael realized that fighting and killing was too troublesome.
Indeed, picking up scraps is the way to go!
Especially, picking up scraps behind capable people, that's even more satisfying!
You know, many of the superheroes in Marvel are bleeding hearts, uh, they have bleeding-heart tendencies.
Especially certain blind street heroes, they are simply the, uh, prime examples of bleeding hearts!
In summary, they don't kill people; you abuse me a thousand times, and I let you go like a first love.
Those guys, as if afraid that the subsequent plot couldn't continue if the villains died, just don't kill groups of villains, just to let them repeatedly come back to seek revenge on these street heroes, thereby harming more innocent people.
For these guys, Michael absolutely respectfully declines.
Only those like Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, who never show mercy to villains, are standard heroes!
How did Captain America gain such Fire-like prestige?
It was by killing Nazis!
Although later, for his own selfish reasons, even Captain America became a bitch... uh... I'm getting off topic.
In short, even for the golden energies lying on the ground waiting for Michael to collect, Michael must closely follow these street heroes who dare to kill and kill vigorously.
Oh, right, there seems to be a street Punisher too? And he seems to be a comrade of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Black Egg?
Hmm, this guy is even more merciless when killing people; I must get to know him well if I get the chance!
As an upright successor to socialism, how could I, Michael, actively kill people!
Killing is impossible; only by following emotionless street heroes and picking up scraps can I maintain my livelihood!
... Seeing Big Daddy and Hit-Girl walk away, Michael quickly used the [mutated gem] to materialize a completely harmless, undetectable, yet globally locatable biological chip under Hit-Girl's skin, unnoticed by her, at the cost of three full points of energy.
What? Peeking at the little loli taking a bath through a biological chip?
Slander!
This is absolute slander!
I, Michael, a successor to socialism, am so upright! Kind! Prosperous! Harmonious!
I, Michael, merely want to observe the changes in Hit-Girl the little loli's location, so that when she is in danger, I can offer help, understand!
How could I, Michael, possibly do such a peeping thing?!
... Hey, a sound in the distance? Someone seems to be coming?
Holy crap, quickly pick up all these little monies lying on the ground!
Michael quickly got up and rushed towards the spot where a large group of Gang members had fallen.