"Yoshi, I'm going to give you a GOLDEN TIP about girls!" Fukuoka shouted, punching the air with his fist.
"Send it!" Yoshi replied, his eyes fixed on his friend's determination.
"Girls don't like men who only eat junk! We have to be refined! Always smile and, most importantly, never end the night without a kiss!" Fukuoka declared, vibrating.
"But... how did you learn that if you said you've never dated?!" Yoshi inquired, suspicious, frowning.
"If there's one thing 'adult' videos taught me, it's the greatness of how to treat a girl!" Fukuoka replied, striking a triumphant pose.
Nanai knocked on the door.
"Nanai, you look stunning!" Yoshi exclaimed, his eyes shining like stars.
"You don't even look like the Nanai from this morning, a goblin!" Fukuoka provoked, with sharp sarcasm.
POW! He took a punch to the head.
"You boys also look handsome," Nanai said, her voice sweet and delicate as petals.
The two were wearing tuxedos.
"Let's go!" Nanai called.
"WAIT!" Fukuoka said, stopping everything suddenly.
He pulled out a spray and concentrated on spraying it into his mouth.
"It's just in case a kiss happens, right?!" Fukuoka asked, winking with one eye.
At the restaurant, Nanai, Yoshi, and Fukuoka waited for the girls outside.
"Ah, here they come!" Nanai announced, pointing with enthusiasm.
Yoshi immediately noticed: they were two trans women. Fukuoka, however, was totally hypnotized by the situation.
"Nanai, can I talk to you for a quick second?!" Yoshi whispered, pulling her aside.
"You didn't say they were two trans women!" Yoshi asked, panicked.
"Shut up! They are very sensitive! If you hurt my friends, I will spread it to the entire school that you have naked man magazines!" Nanai threatened, with a terrifying look.
"But I don't have a single naked man magazine!" Yoshi retorted and immediately became thoughtful.
"You... you wouldn't dare!"
"Try me and see!" Nanai challenged.
"Hello, friends! These are the boys Yoshi and Fukuoka, and these are my friends Britney and Jade!" Nanai introduced, beaming.
They entered the restaurant. Sensei Yagato, upon seeing the girls, spat all his drink in a catastrophic jet!
"Guys, this is Britney and Jade. Girls, this is Sensei Yagato and Sensei Nobaru, and the others are the strange crowd I told you about," Nanai said.
"Wow, it's a super-date!" Britney exclaimed, excited.
Yagato began to whisper to himself: "I didn't know they liked that!" Nobaru brutally stomped on his foot. He let out a muffled scream, almost crying with laughter.
"It's a pleasure, girls. Please, feel free to sit down," Nobaru said with a sweet, forced smile.
Jade placed her hand on Yoshi's, and he quickly pulled it away, nervousness stamped on his face. Jade grabbed Yoshi's hand so hard he barely managed to contain a silent scream, his face contorting into a comical mask of pain. Yagato, unable to contain himself, laughed out loud, almost falling off his chair.
"I think the night is going to be quite hot today!" Yagato said, resuming his laughter.
"Miss Britney, what do you do for work?" Yagato investigated.
"I work at a distribution company," Britney replied.
"Do you work unloading packages?" Yagato asked.
"Yes! How did you guess?!" Britney asked, intrigued.
"I've always had an incredible intuition!" Yagato replied, hitting his chest.
Britney had incredibly strong muscles.
"Your hand is so soft, Miss Britney," Fukuoka said with a look of instant infatuation.
"I use cream every night before bed," Britney confessed.
"Do you live alone?" Fukuoka asked, leaning closer.
"Yes, I only have a cat," Britney replied.
"You should take Fukuoka home to spend the night with you. It must be hard being a defenseless girl and sleeping alone," Yagato suggested, with a malicious glint.
"Can I, Miss Britney?!" Fukuoka pleaded, his eyes supplicating.
"Thank you, but no," Britney refused, firmly.
"Nanai, can we talk alone for a second?" Britney asked.
"This friend of yours is perverted! He keeps grabbing my thigh and he's too clingy!" Britney complained, visibly uncomfortable with Fukuoka.
"He's a good guy, just a bit strange," Nanai said, as the two returned to the table.
Everyone was already getting the check, and Fukuoka said: "I'm going to the bathroom."
Fukuoka looked at himself in the mirror with a battle look.
"Mouth, control yourself!" Fukuoka yelled at his own reflection, full of anxiety.
Everyone was already saying goodbye.
"Britney, I loved our night! When can we see each other again?!" Fukuoka said, already completely smitten.
"I don't know, I'm very busy," Britney said, trying to get rid of Fukuoka.