**One Kick Girl — Chapter 183:
"Action Items Are Weapons"**
Strategic escalation • Corporate martial arts • Shion in full control
1. The Offline Threat
The words glowed on the screen.
Can we take this offline?
Raon tilted her head.
"…Where is offline."
Shion answered instantly.
"Where there are no receipts."
2. Shion Declares War
Shion stood.
"No."
Raon blinked. "No?"
"No," Shion repeated, typing with surgical calm.
Happy to continue here so we can keep everyone aligned 😊
Raon shivered.
"That smiley is lethal."
3. The Weapon Is Forged
Shion opened a new document.
Title:
ACTION ITEMS — CONFIRMED
Raon whispered, "You're making a list."
"Yes," Shion said. "Lists end wars."
4. Bullet Points of Doom
One by one:
• Vendor to confirm scope by Friday
• Finance to approve budget line item
• Legal to review clause 7.3
• Marketing to stop adding ideas
Raon gasped.
"Marketing got hit."
"They always do."
5. Ownership Assigned
Names added.
Not roles.
Names.
Raon covered her mouth.
"You named them."
"Accountability requires witnesses," Shion replied.
6. The Send Button
Shion hovered.
Raon nodded solemnly.
"For HQ."
"For peace."
Send.
7. Immediate Chaos
Replies exploded.
Just to clarify—
I think there's a misunderstanding—
Maybe we should regroup—
Raon laughed hysterically.
"They're afraid!"
8. The Counterstrike
Shion replied once.
Happy to clarify!
Please see item #2 above 😊
Nothing else.
Raon wiped a tear.
"It's beautiful."
9. The Meeting That Never Happens
Calendar invites appeared.
Shion declined all.
Reason:
Action items already documented.
Raon whispered, "She's unstoppable."
10. The Boss Enters
A new email.
From: The Director
Subject:
Alignment
Raon tensed.
Shion exhaled.
11. Final Form: Polite Truth
Shion typed:
Thanks for reaching out!
We've aligned on next steps and shared ownership below.
Please let us know if any item needs adjustment.
Raon nodded.
"That's… fair."
"Yes," Shion said. "And terrifying."
12. Silence, Again
No reply.
Five minutes.
Thirty.
An hour.
Raon whispered, "They surrendered."
Shion leaned back.
"For now."
13. The True Ending
Raon stretched.
"So what now."
Shion smiled faintly.
"Now we wait for the inevitable."
Buzz.
New subject line:
Re: Re: Re: Quick Question
Raon screamed.
END OF CHAPTER 183