Chapter 105 - Chapter 105 : The Story of My Deceased Wife, the Douluo

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In the Seed Space, Ah Yin's expression wasn't good. Judging from everyone's reactions, she felt like there might be a huge problem.

"Alas," Ah Yin felt a pang of despair. Why did everything have to lead to this tragedy today?

Ah Yin quickly typed, "Aren't you going to talk about me?"

I Am an Orphan replied, "Look at you, impatient again?"

Hu Liena interjected, "Ah Yin, you are Tang San's mother, but I hope that today, you don't make me pity you."

Yanzi Is Not Swallow followed up, "Ah Yin herself is already impatient?"

"Alright!" Su Yan announced. "Since Ah Yin said so, let's start this story, 'Deceased Wife Douluo,' from Ah Yin's point of view."

Ah Yin sent a message with just question marks. "???"

Seven Treasures Little Princess wondered, "There's another expert?"

"Oh my!" Hu Liena exclaimed. "It's Deceased Wife Douluo, that sounds even more powerful than Blind Douluo, doesn't it?"

Everyone responded with question marks. "???"

Liu Erlong immediately typed, "Bibi Dong, hit her!"

Yanzi Is Not Swallow commented, "Just by the name, you know this gossip is definitely ripe today. Group Member Number Thirteen is just in time for some fresh, hot gossip."

Group Member Number Thirteen simply replied, "Enjoying the group chat."

Inside the carriage, Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling both had wide eyes.

No?

Deceased Wife Douluo?

That name sounded truly explosive.

Su Yan began, "Ah Yin is a gentle and kind woman. She is also a Hundred Thousand Year Blue Silver Emperor who transformed into human form."

Su Yan continued, "Here, I need to give you some background. A long time ago, in the God Realm, the strongest being was the Dragon God. Later, the Dragon God fell, leaving behind a prohibition: 'Unless the Dragon Clan revives and the Dragon God reappears, Spirit Beasts cannot become gods.'"

"From then on," Su Yan explained, "for Spirit Beasts to become gods, they must Cultivate for over a Hundred Thousand Years, transform into humans, re-Cultivate, and also enter human society, interact with humans, and feel the Qi on humans."

Su Yan explained the difficulty, "If they don't transform into humans, as Spirit Beasts' Cultivation increases, Heavenly Tribulations will descend, growing stronger and stronger until death."

"This is also why Spirit Beasts above Hundred Thousand Years all have to transform into humans, enter human society, be deceived to the point of death, and finally have to sacrifice themselves to others," Su Yan concluded. "Ah Yin is also like this."

Seven Treasures Little Princess sighed, "I see, the Spirit Beast race has it quite hard."

Cat in the Shadows agreed, "Yes!"

Yanzi Is Not Swallow complained, "I'm just saying, can't Spirit Beasts be a bit more mindful?"

Group Member Number Nine argued, "They all have Hundred Thousand Years of Cultivation, they can't still be idiots who get tricked, right?"

I Am an Orphan shared the same sentiment, "I also feel it's unreasonable. Spirit Beasts that can Cultivate to Hundred Thousand Years must have lived for a very long time. Shouldn't they be old and cunning?"

At Shrek Academy, Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong looked at Xiao Wu with complicated expressions after hearing this. They didn't understand either!

Xiao Wu doesn't look like a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast at all!

She's so silly!

Wait.

According to what Su Yan said, Xiao Wu wouldn't also be tricked into sacrificing her Spirit Ring, would she?

Xiao Wu sent confused question marks. "???"

Su Yan defended them, "You can't compare Spirit Beasts to humans. Spirit Beasts are relatively simpler. The Human Race is the smartest among all races, and also the most cunning."

Su Yan continued the story, "After Ah Yin entered human society, she always maintained her kindness, healing and saving people. By a stroke of Opportunity, she met the brothers Tang Xiao and Tang Hao, who were out on an adventure. The three of them journeyed together, bravely exploring the world."

"Familiar plot, familiar taste," Su Yan mused. "First they become sworn siblings, then brothers and sister. The eldest and second brother both love the third sister."

Su Yan expressed his opinion, "This is why I say Douluo Continent is actually the Love Continent, because besides love-struck individuals and simps, there's only love triangles left."

Su Yan then gave examples, "Very classic love triangles include Qian Daoliu — → Bo Saixi ← — — Tang Chen, Tang Xiao — → Ah Yin ← — — Tang Hao, and Flender — → Liu Erlong ← — — Yu Xiaogang."

"Love triangles from adventures, incest from siblings," Su Yan summarized. "I don't need to say this, I guess you all understand it very well, right?"

Group Member Number Thirteen simply sent question marks. "???"

Yanzi Is Not Swallow commented, "Gossip, big big gossip again."

Group Member Number Nine added, "I just found that this gossip is truly endless."

I Am an Orphan focused on a specific character, "Spirit Hall's High Priest Qian Daoliu?"

At the Crown Prince's Mansion, Qian Renxue was completely numb.

No?

This wasn't supposed to be about Ah Yin's gossip, how did the gossip suddenly come to my own family?

My grandfather is actually a legendary figure?

Seven Treasures Little Princess typed, "No way, Qian Daoliu actually had a love triangle?"

Cat in the Shadows commented, "Senior Erlong now has another confidante."

"It's two," Hu Liena corrected.

Group Member Number Thirteen sent more question marks. "???"

Bibi Dong responded with laughing sounds. "Hahahaha!!"

At the Supreme Pontiff Palace, Bibi Dong was suddenly overjoyed.

"Good, good, good!" she exclaimed. "This is truly an eye-opener for me. That old fellow Qian Daoliu actually had a love triangle with Bo Saixi and Tang Chen? I'm going to die laughing."

Hu Liena looked at Bibi Dong with a confused expression. How can you be so happy, Teacher, when the High Priest has gossip?

But it is quite interesting!

However, Bo Saixi, on the other hand, couldn't be happy at all.

She was dazed in this group chat today, and now finally something she could understand appeared, and the gossip landed on her own head?

No?

Su Yan really knows everything. He even knows all about Qian Daoliu, Tang Hao, and her past?

Liu Erlong typed, "Ah Yin, I won't say anything else, we're all sisters. If you're free, come to Moon Pavilion and let's chat together."

Liu Erlong then added, "And that Bo Saixi, when you join the group and see this message… one word, we're all sisters!"

Group Member Number Thirteen sent a message with just question marks. "???"

Tang Yuehua also sent question marks. "???"

At Moon Pavilion, Tang Yuehua's eyes widened abruptly, and she stared at Liu Erlong speechlessly.

Are you a devil?

You actually invited Ah Yin to Moon Pavilion?

Do you think I have the face to see her?

Bo Saixi was equally speechless.

She, Liu Erlong, and Ah Yin… they really could be sisters!

Ah Yin quickly replied, "I, I can't go anywhere right now. I am just an ordinary Blue Silver Grass."

Hu Liena asked, "Is it that bad?"

Loves Eating Carrots explained, "She has already sacrificed her Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Ring. Do you think she can still be alive and kicking?"

Yanzi Is Not Swallow wondered, "In this situation, she probably can't sacrifice again, right?"

Group Member Number Nine joked, "If she's raised to Hundred Thousand Years, she can definitely sacrifice again, repeating this, with unlimited potential."

Ah Yin sent question marks again. "???"

Inside the carriage, Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling were secretly laughing.

Su Yan, however, was dumbfounded. You two probably scared her so much that she wouldn't dare to revive again in the future.

Su Yan suddenly typed a line of song lyrics. "One person's fulfillment is better than three people's entanglement. All these years of youth I've given you, in exchange for a 'thank you for your fulfillment.' (Singing a cappella)"

Everyone replied with question marks. "???"

I Am an Orphan asked, "You sing too?"

Bibi Dong sent laughing sounds. "Hahahaha!!"

Hu Liena said, "That's nice, Brother Su Yan, do you also have a story?"

Cat in the Shadows sent a laughing number. "Six."

Liu Erlong asked, "Su Yan, when can you let us hear your gossip?"

Su Yan explained, "I don't have any gossip. I'm just singing an accompaniment for you to describe the emotional sorrow of a love triangle."

Su Yan continued the story, "Although Tang Xiao loved Ah Yin very much, he ultimately chose to fulfill, and quietly left alone."

Yanzi Is Not Swallow joked, "Rongrong, you will also fulfill us, right?"

Seven Treasures Little Princess replied with question marks. "???"

Group Member Number Nine sent laughing sounds. "Hahahaha!!"

Bibi Dong declared, "Ning Rongrong, I won't allow you to wrong yourself. Love is selfish! You must never fulfill them. I, Bibi Dong, will always support you in competing with them. Go, Little Princess!"

Liu Erlong chimed in, "I, Liu Erlong, will also absolutely support you. You must do your best, Little Princess!"