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Nine Treasures Little Princess sent a message to the group chat. She looked at the screen and sighed. If your temper is really that fiery, then just shut up. How could you dare to steal Su Yan Brother's job of sharing the secrets?
Loves Eating Carrots did not wait for an answer. Muting you now, she posted.
I Am an Orphan joined in immediately. Scumbag, are you actually starting to feel bad for them?
Liu Erlong could not help but laugh out loud as she typed her response. I am really going to die laughing. It is so obvious what happened. He started scolding everyone, then he suddenly remembered the Little Princess and the others were still listening. He just could not bear to scold them anymore.
Yanzi is not a Swallow felt a bit nervous. This shouldn't include us, right? She hoped she was safe from the insults.
Group Member Number Nine replied quickly to reassure her. If the Shrek Seven Devils only includes seven people, then we probably will not be included in his rant. Little Wild Goose, you can go ahead and laugh now.
Yanzi is not a Swallow did not hold back. Hahahaha!
Inside the carriage, the atmosphere was a mix of laughter and annoyance. Dugu Yan held onto Ye Lingling while laughing so hard that her stomach started to hurt. On the other side, Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu were pouting. They had a bad feeling that they were definitely going to be included in the group Su Yan was talking about.
Ten thousand years into the future in the world of Douluo Dalu 2, specifically at Shrek Academy, Ma Xiaotao was feeling conflicted. She wondered if she would really be muted if she exposed the news for Su Yan. She decided to test the waters.
Sister's Temper is Very Fiery reached out to the group. Transmigrator, if you really cannot do it, I will say it for you, okay?
Su Yan replied instantly. Go ahead! I am a person who likes to tell the truth. The only reason I was thinking about whether to say something was because I did not want Bibi Dong to know their identities yet. It is not because I have anything I am afraid to say! I still stand by what I said before. When you are out in the world, if you make a mistake, you have to admit it. If you get hit, you have to stand at attention and take it.
Ma Xiaotao was very happy now. This seemed like fun. Today, she would pretend to be the Transmigrator.
Sister's Temper is Very Fiery cleared her throat figuratively before typing. Ahem, now I will be the Transmigrator for a moment. First, let us look at the founders of Shrek Academy: Flender, Liu Erlong, and Yu Xiaogang. Now, the original members of the Shrek Seven Devils: Tang San, Xiao Wu, Dai Mubai, Zhu Zhuqing, Oscar, Ning Rongrong, and Ma Hongjun.
Liu Erlong saw the list and called out to the group. Come on, everyone who was just named needs to report in together.
Nine Treasures Little Princess was quick to distance herself. This Princess will withdraw from Shrek Academy tomorrow!
Cat in the Shadows and Loves Eating Carrots both responded with simple dots, showing they had nothing to say in their defense.
Yanzi is not a Swallow continued to laugh. Hahahaha!
Group Member Number Nine teased her. Go ahead and laugh with Su Yan. Your drool is getting all over me.
Bibi Dong watched the chat with interest. Today's gossip is actually quite good!
Hu Liena tried to comfort Su Yan. Su Yan, you do not have to worry so much. It does not matter if my teacher knows the truth. She might already be a better person now.
Bibi Dong corrected her immediately. Remove the word might for me!
Back in the future at Shrek Academy, Ma Xiaotao was stunned as she looked at the names. My goodness, she thought. In this small group chat, if you add Liu Erlong, there are actually four Old Ancestors here?
Sister's Temper is Very Fiery sent a respectful greeting. As a member of Shrek Academy ten thousand years later, I give my greetings to the three Old Ancestors!
Inside the Supreme Pontiff Palace, Bibi Dong suddenly thought of something, and her mood brightened significantly. She let out a soft laugh.
Hu Liena looked at her with a puzzled expression. Teacher, what are you laughing at?
Bibi Dong just shook her head and went back to the chat. Your Excellency Transmigrator, where did we leave off just now? We were talking about dogs, right? Dogs that protect the interests of the nobles?
I Am an Orphan was still laughing. I am really amused this time. It is just like Liu Erlong said. The scumbag only remembered the person sitting right beside him halfway through his scolding.
Bo Saixi decided to join the joke. I am Su Yan, and I love to tell little truths.
Liu Erlong followed suit. I am Su Yan, and I love to tell little truths.
Tang Yuehua and Hu Liena both added a +1 to the message, mocking Su Yan's earlier statement.
Inside the carriage, Su Yan was completely dumbfounded. These rascals were really making fun of him. He decided to just lean into it.
Su Yan typed back. Alright! I am Su Yan, and I love to tell little truths. As I just said, the fight between the Shrek Seven Devils and Spirit Hall is really just about dogs protecting the interests of the nobles. Among them, Tang San represents the Clear Sky Sect.
Ning Rongrong represents the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School. Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing represent the Star Luo Empire. Xiao Wu is just there for a personal vendetta. She is a pure love-brained hanger-on, and in that regard, she is no weaker than Bibi Dong or Hu Liena.
Loves Eating Carrots sent several question marks, clearly offended.
Su Yan did not stop there. To put it bluntly, my Evil Spirit Master student, your Old Ancestor Ma Hongjun is actually the most ungrateful one! He was born a commoner and had his Spirit awakened by Spirit Hall for free. Then, he followed the noble representatives to fight against the very Spirit Hall that helped him.
Sister's Temper is Very Fiery argued back. You are spouting nonsense! Wasn't there also Oscar?
Su Yan explained his logic. Oscar followed Ning Rongrong and basically became a live-in son-in-law for the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School. Only your Old Ancestor Ma Hongjun remained a commoner at heart while fighting for the nobles!
Nine Treasures Little Princess was confused by the conversation.
Sister's Temper is Very Fiery snorted. Hmph! If you are going to say that, then I will say our Old Ancestor Ma Hongjun married into the Speed Clan by marrying Old Ancestor Bai Chenxiang.
Deep within the territory of the Speed Clan, Bai Chenxiang was shocked. She was tall and slender with a very beautiful face, but right now, she looked utterly lost. Who? Bai Chenxiang? Bai Chenxiang of the Speed Clan? Isn't that me? She had been enjoying the gossip so much, and now she had been exposed by her own descendant.
Suddenly, the user Xiangxiang's Speed is the Fastest changed its name to A Little Wild Goose.
Everyone in the chat noticed immediately.
Loves Eating Carrots asked. Why did you suddenly change your name?
Liu Erlong started laughing again. Hahahaha!
Yanzi is not a Swallow joined in. I am really going to die laughing. Isn't this just giving yourself away?
Sister's Temper is Very Fiery was confused by the sudden change.
Group Member Number Nine teased the newcomer. Xiangxiang's speed is the fastest, and the speed at which she just exposed her own identity is also the fastest!
Cat in the Shadows admitted she was laughing now. I was not laughing just a moment ago, but now you have really made me die laughing.
Hu Liena joked about what Bai Chenxiang must be thinking. She is probably thinking: Everyone, please do not misunderstand, I am not Bai Chenxiang. I just have a friend named Bai Chenxiang. I changed my name so you would not think too much about it.
Tang Yuehua laughed at Hu Liena's wit. Hu Liena, you really are heartless. Not only did you use the 'I have a friend' excuse, but now you have taken away the last bit of dignity Xiangxiang had left.
Ah Yin sighed. It is all Hu Liena's fault that all of us newcomers are getting caught in the rain of her jokes.
Bo Saixi agreed. Indeed.
Inside the Speed Clan home, Bai Chenxiang slumped to the ground in embarrassment. She had thought a name with her real name in it might be suspicious, but her attempt to change it was too rushed. It was so frustrating. She had only been in the group for one morning and had been so careful not to say anything that would give her away. She never would have thought her own descendant would expose her like that.
Back at Shrek Academy in the future, Ma Xiaotao was also stunned. Oh my goodness! Old Ancestor Bai Chenxiang is actually in this group too? This is really great, truly wonderful.
The user Sister's Temper is Very Fiery changed its name to Ma Xiaotao.
Ma Xiaotao sent a message. Old Ancestor, do you see me? I am your descendant from ten thousand years in the future. My name is Ma Xiaotao, and my Spirit is exactly the same as Old Ancestor Ma Hongjun's Spirit.
Yanzi is not a Swallow laughed. Hahahaha!
Group Member Number Nine pointed out the irony. Your Old Ancestor's speed is fast, and your speed is also not slow at all. Su Yan asked you who you were just a moment ago and you would not say, but now you are changing your name to acknowledge your ancestors?
Tang Yuehua added. Your speed in exposing yourself is exactly the same as your Old Ancestor Bai Chenxiang's!
I Am an Orphan could barely type. I cannot take it anymore. I am being assimilated by all of you. I am almost dying of laughter too.
In the Crown Prince's Mansion, the person known as Little Golden Retriever, who usually remained serious, was now laughing until it hurt.
At the same time, even Bibi Dong and Bo Saixi were laughing uncontrollably.
Bibi Dong posted. This group chat is really getting more and more fun, hahahaha!
Bo Saixi added her thoughts. I am over a hundred years old and I never thought I would laugh until my stomach hurt. You all are truly talented!
Nine Treasures Little Princess was still feeling a bit overwhelmed. I am really speechless. I was so speechless I wanted to cry just a moment ago. How could I have ever fallen for Oscar, that perverted uncle? But you two actually managed to make me laugh.
Loves Eating Carrots agreed. Exactly. I am also wondering how I ended up being even more love-brained than Hu Liena and Bibi Dong. I have not even figured that out yet, and you two are making us laugh this much. Now I announce that Ma Xiaotao will replace me as the dumbest person in this group chat. Who agrees? Who objects?
Everyone in the chat replied with the same thing. Hahahaha!