[Itachi: "Sasuke, how many times have I told you—drop the edge."]
[Sasuke: "…"]
[Naruto: "Tch, he only knows how to act cool."]
[Sarada: "Dad really wasn't that mature as a kid… Lord Seventh is still the GOAT."]
[Boruto: "Heh, wait till they rank Sasuke-sensei—everyone in the Shinobi World will be shook!"]
(…If they start from "little peanut," Sasuke's going to die of secondhand embarrassment—and probably throttle Kakashi.)
Obito locked onto the Third Hokage.
Hiruzen read him in a heartbeat—mind racing, mapping the Truth-Seeking Orbs' rules mid-fight.
The peanut gallery blinked.
[Darui: "Why are all Konoha Kage this cracked?"]
[Kurotsuchi: "Because all the good resources funnel to Konoha."]
[Ōnoki: "Relax—so long as Danzo's there, Konoha stays nerfed."]
[Raikage A: "Put Danzo in any other village, he gets medals for that behavior."]
[Mei: "Man served Konoha with a heart that beat for other villages."]
[Danzo: "Fools! You don't understand my will! Obito, hand that Kamui eye to me at once!"]
[Tobirama: "Danzo, visit the Pure Land. We need a chat."]
[Hashirama: "Yes, yes, I'll even teach you a technique…"]
Steel rang. Hiruzen's shuriken carved arcs of light—
Hand Sign: Shadow Shuriken Jutsu!
One blade became thousands.
Obito glanced up—unimpressed—
raised a palm. A Truth-Seeking Orb lanced through the clones, and in the blink of an eye he was against Hiruzen's face.
Immediate—Refinement.
Hiruzen's upper body was cored through; his legs folded where he stood, toppling like a puppet with cut strings.
Shock rolled through the onlookers.
From underdog to Six Paths—it was like watching a man shed flesh and turn immortal.
[Minato: "There's no one left who can match him… is there?"]
[Itachi: "Remove the 'maybe,' Fourth."]
[Sasuke: "You all forget I exist."]
[Boruto: "Yeah! Watch Sasuke-sensei smoke him!"]
Obito ghosted to Minato. A clash—then he suddenly vaulted skyward.
His abdomen swelled, careened, and slammed down like a meteor—
the earth shuddered.
"Big-Belly Obito, limited-time return!"
[Kushina: "Why is that stomach so huge?"]
[Obito: "It's called Big Belly."]
[Itachi: "A pop-up event, 'Big-Belly Obito Returns.'"]
[Hashirama: "Wait, why did he grow one?"]
[Tobirama: "Brother, it's a joke."]
[Kabuto: "He isn't a perfect Jinchūriki yet."]
[Orochimaru: "Mm. The Ten-Tails is resisting the leash."]
[Rin: "Then what happens to Obito…?"]
[Hagoromo: "Even I cannot say. None have truly perfected the Ten-Tails."]
Seeing Obito momentarily locked up, Minato's eyes flashed.
"My own original—Rasen Flash Super Wheel Dance—Third Style!"
The kids went silent.
(Yeah… the Fourth names moves like a light novel author.)
"Gamaken! Dodge! He's below!" Naruto shouted.
The ground erupted—Obito snaked up like a burrowing serpent, smashing Gamaken aside.
Naruto pinwheeled into rubble.
"Phased through the earth… only the upper half—" Minato hissed.
Obito's body elongated. A Truth-Seeking spear poised to skewer Naruto—
Sasuke's Susanoo slammed between them with a bone-deep clang.
A shockwave boomed. Obito's extended leg drop-kicked Minato out of sight.
(Luffy cameo unlocked)
Obito, all rubber-limb menace, palmed Naruto and Sasuke's faces—black staff twitching to nail both skulls—
Naruto twisted free with a sly, Naruto-class wriggle, teeth grit.
Obito drew breath to finish it—
his left side bulged grotesquely. Pain like a red-hot auger bored through him.
He snatched a single orb, flicked—
—The orb curved, missed, and tore through Obito's own body on the return.
His vision blanched. Flesh ballooned, then devoured itself, leaving only a single, staring eye above the tide.
Tears beaded, fell. A whisper fluttered from a throat that wasn't there.
[Rin: "Obito… you've done enough. Please, come back."]
[Kakashi: "Obito, I'm begging you—come home."]
[Minato: "You once aimed to be Hokage… how did it come to this?"]
[Obito: "…"]
The video softened—Team 7's old photo flashed by…
Obito's corner was ripped away.
The Ten-Tails tore his right arm. Breath came in knives.
The pull didn't stop—like someone scraping bone with steel, a hurt that never blinked.
Some turned away. Even haters gritted their teeth.
[Tobirama: "If he retakes control, he'll become a perfect Jinchūriki."]
[Hashirama: "That's… not simple. Will isn't infinite. Even I might break."]
[Itachi: "His resolve… terrifying."]
[Rin: "Hang on, Obito."]
[Kakashi: "You've carried enough."]
[Boruto: "Watching this hurts. Can he really perfect it?"]
[Hagoromo: "Wrestling the Ten-Tails is… beyond hard."]
Schadenfreude. Worry. Pity.
Yes—Obito had done terrible things. But this… was a sentence no one deserved.
Could he claw back the reins? Was this where the thread snapped?
The world whitened. In the glare, a girl smiled from far away—soft as spring.
Obito's pupil shrunk—then focused.
His will—
locked in.
Bit down.
Fought back.
"…The Ten-Tails' bite… not even a ten-thousandth of losing you, Rin."
Am I still me?
The answer gathered like a storm.
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