The initial target was me. That was a flying device, and I was inside it! That big guy is Watson's new pet. Quickly stop your plane; he's gone to save someone!"
"This is God Whip Two, One, parachute now! Quickly!! It's charging at you!"
"My ejection system is malfunctioning! Oh God—it's looking at me from outside the cockpit—attack it, One, don't mind me!"
At this moment, Rhode said into the microphone, "Don't attack… we don't know what we're attacking…"
"He appeared in restricted airspace and shot down an F22 fighter jet!" The major commander looked at Rhode and asked, "No one wants to see sacrifices, but this is war, Colonel! God Whip Two, if you have a chance, shoot him down!"
"This is God Whip Two! I can see what it looks like now, oh God—it's too big! The tail that One hit has no marks! Wait, on its head—is there a person?!"
Watson then summoned his katana, and from the top of Little Explosion's head, he suddenly leaped towards the fighter jet's cockpit, plunging the katana into the left side of the cockpit! He looked at the bewildered pilot inside the cockpit and gestured to the right with his hand.
The pilot nodded blankly, then leaned his body to the right.
Watson suddenly used force to cut open the cockpit canopy!
Just as the sudden burst of airflow was about to suck the pilot out, a large hand suddenly pressed down on him. Then, a punch shattered the outer casing of the ejection device, and a hand reached in, grabbed the lever, and pulled hard! Bang, both of them were ejected into the air. Watson looked at the already deployed parachute and was about to leave.
"Thank you."
Watson watched as the pilot gave him a thumbs-up, then spread his arms for a leap of faith, landing on Little Explosion's head, which had just flown past.
"Parachute deployed! Repeat, One, parachute deployed!"
Upon hearing this, a cheer erupted in the command center, and Rhode finally smiled.
"Tony, we should go. This time I don't need you to carry me~ Ah no, I'll still need a hug when we're almost there—"
"Tony and Watson, are you still there?"
"Hey~ Hahaha, wasn't that exciting?"
"You two bastards, are you crazy? Remember, you owe me a plane, one each!"
Watson retorted, "I'm a poor man, so both planes count towards Tony."
Tony rolled his eyes and said, "Actually, you guys attacked us first, so how about we call it even this time? By the way, Rhode, do you want to come and see what I'm researching now?"
"No, no, no, the less I know, the better. What do you say I tell the media this time?"
"What did you usually say?" As soon as Watson finished speaking, he saw Tony also fly to his side, sitting next to him and saying, "You guys used to say military exercises, so why not the same this time?"
"Can't you fly yourself?" Watson leaned away, disgusted.
"You ungrateful bastard, don't forget I carried you here! But it really is comfortable, completely different from flying by myself. Do you have more of these big guys? Can you get me one?"
"You should focus on your little toys."
"I'm telling you two, can you consider my feelings? Military exercises? That's easy for you to say."
—"Unfortunately, an F22 Raptor fighter jet crashed during yesterday's military exercise, but fortunately, there were no casualties. As for the explosion and earthquake in Gamira, the intervening force is still unknown, but the U.S. government assures that it was not involved—"
The two rarely had free time at the same time and watched TV together.
"So—you just went with Stark to a military exercise and broke a plane? And how could there be an earthquake in a place like that?" Natasha said, leaning on the sofa with her perfectly white legs resting in the man's lap.
"Hmm, pretty much~ The earthquake was because of Horn-ya. He got a little bigger. This time, Nick might feel something's off—"
"No, he won't know."
Watson looked at her in confusion: "Won't? Why? Don't tell me you—"
Natasha nodded and said, "I didn't tell Nick about Horn-ya. Coulson is in charge now; it's not my business~"
Watson looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, put down her jade legs, and spread his arms, saying, "Come here, baby."
Feeling a soft, warm body snuggle into his arms, Watson gently kissed her forehead: "You always bring me—surprises?"
"No—" Natasha turned around, cupped Watson's face, and said, "This isn't a surprise. I just feel—I should do something for you too."
"Do something for me? But I don't seem to have done anything for you?"
"No, you've done a lot for me, but it's a secret~"
Watson took Natasha's hand and pulled her back into his arms, saying, "So now, does our little policewoman need a reward?"
"Can she get the best reward?"
"She can get the best in the entire universe—"
Just then, Watson seemed to suddenly remember something: "Baby—did we forget something?"
—
"Laura's birthday party!"
"Clint's wife's party!"
—Watson sat in the driver's seat, watching Natasha gently stroking the white fur of the braised egg, and asked, "Baby, do I really not need to bring a gift?"
Bringing the braised egg was Natasha's idea, because she said there was a little princess at the party who loved small animals.
In his previous life, Watson knew Hawkeye had a happy family, but he didn't remember what his family looked like, after all, they were just minor characters.
"Don't worry, dear, I've already prepared it for you~" Natasha propped her two legs on the dashboard in front of her, letting the braised egg stretch lazily on them.
"Turn left, dear, we're here~"
The black Corvette stopped on the lawn, and Clint, holding a barbecue tongs, walked over and looked at the two getting out of the car, saying, "Guys, you're late. Come quickly and help me out."
"Sorry, Clint~ I prepared a gift—"
"Ah ah!! It's White Scarf and Uncle Ice Cream!! And Aunt Natasha!!"
A somewhat familiar loli voice suddenly interrupted them, and then Watson saw a little girl running over excitedly. Isn't this… the not-so-cute loli he met that day!
Natasha squatted down and looked at the running little girl, saying, "Lila, why did you call me last? Is Aunt Natasha no longer your best friend?"
Lila ran up to Natasha and directly planted a small, slobbery kiss on her face, saying, "Aunt Natasha is my best friend, of course~ But Aunt Natasha actually knows White Scarf and Uncle Ice Cream, are you guys a couple?"