New York
In a dark and damp alley.
Gunshots, screams, flashing blades, and blood mingled in the air.
Deadpool Wade Wilson was brandishing his twin swords, spinning and leaping through the crowd while humming a tune that was completely off-key.
"Bang!"
Just as a member of a criminal gang raised his gun, Deadpool sliced off his head with a single blow, spraying liquid onto the wall.
"Wow! I call this a 'head-cutting special offer day'!"
Deadpool whistled, then slashed another man's throat with a backhand stroke. "And this is called the Throat Drink!"
The gang members retreated in terror, but Deadpool moved swiftly among them, his blade flashing, each swing creating a trail of blades.
"Hey! You bunch of bastards, can you not die so quickly? I haven't had enough fun yet!"
Just then
"Sizzle!!!"
A blazing golden ray of light descended from the sky, like a divine sword of punishment, instantly sweeping across the entire alley!
"boom!"
Before any of the gang members could even scream, they were instantly vaporized into ashes. The ground was scorched black by the heat of the laser beams, and the air was filled with the smell of burning.
Deadpool froze. He slowly looked down at his empty hands, and his sword was half melted away.
"Fuck!!"
He suddenly looked up and gazed at the end of the alley.
Xiao Han's figure slowly descended from the sky, his black battle suit gleaming in the dim light, with golden patterns flowing around it.
Deadpool blinked, then exaggeratedly spread his hands: "Wow! Isn't this our Sun Boy? What, you're here for my midnight party too?"
Xiao Han did not answer, but calmly walked towards him.
Deadpool tilted his head and continued rambling, "But I have to say, your entrance was a bit too abrupt. You practically roasted all my dance partners tonight, which made me lose face!"
Xiao Han ignored him and walked up to him, placing his hand directly on his shoulder.
Deadpool looked down at the hand, then looked up at Xiao Han's indifferent face, and suddenly revealed an exaggerated wicked smile.
"Hey, big guy, if you touch me like that all of a sudden, I might misunderstand." He winked.
"Do you like me?"
Xiao Han remained silent, but his super vision penetrated Deadpool's skin, directly analyzing his cellular structure.
Deadpool's healing factor was clearly visible in his eyes; those crazy cells kept dividing, recombining, and even defying the laws of biology.
"Wow, your eyes look like you can see right through my soul." Deadpool covered his chest, feigning shyness.
"But I must warn you, my soul might be a bit... well, a multicolored black?"
Xiao Han's cells began to mimic Deadpool's healing factor, but he soon discovered that this healing ability was not even as good as his own Kryptonian cells.
"I see." Xiao Han withdrew his hand and muttered to himself.
Deadpool raised an eyebrow: "What? So that's how it is? You finally realized I'm so handsome it's alarmed the United Nations?"
Xiao Han glanced at him: "Your immortality is not due to the self-healing factor in your body."
Deadpool was stunned for a moment, then exaggeratedly covered his mouth: "Oh my god! You're not trying to say I'm cursed, are you? Or am I actually some god's illegitimate child?"
Xiao Han said calmly, "The Goddess of Death doesn't want to take you in."
Deadpool's expression froze for a second, then returned to his usual grinning face: "Wow, how romantic! So, Miss Death has a crush on me, that's why she won't let me die?"
"You guessed right."
Xiao Han was too lazy to waste any more words with him and turned to leave.
Deadpool suddenly lunged forward, blocking his way: "Wait, wait! You're just leaving like that? Aren't you going to buy me a coffee? Or at least explain why you suddenly came to spy on my cells?"
Xiao Han stopped and looked at him with his golden eyes: "You also want to be acquaintances?"
Deadpool exaggeratedly clutched his chest: "Wow, that's fierce! But I like it!"
Xiao Han ignored him, took to the air, and disappeared into the night sky in an instant.
Deadpool stood there, looking up at the sky, and after a long while shrugged.
"Okay, another aloof and handsome guy." He sighed, took a piece of chocolate out of his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth, and mumbled indistinctly.
"However, the Goddess of Death doesn't want to take me in? Tsk, that's a new concept."
He licked the chocolate from the corner of his mouth and suddenly grinned.
"Looks like I'll have to thank Thanos properly next time I see him."
After saying that, he hummed a little tune, turned around and walked into the depths of the alley, his figure gradually disappearing into the darkness.
Xiao Han stepped out of the portal, and the golden light slowly dissipated behind him.
In the living room, Wanda sat on the sofa, crimson chaotic magic flowing from her fingertips, transforming into delicate energy roses that then dissipated in her palm.
Hearing the noise, she looked up abruptly, her red hair fluttering slightly, and her eyes instantly lit up with joy.
"Xiao, you're back!" She stood up, the magic dissipating in the air, and strode towards Xiao Han.
Xiao Han looked at her with an appreciative look: "You've practiced well."
Wanda's cheeks flushed slightly, and her fingers unconsciously twirled a strand of hair: "Really? Why did you suddenly go out just now?"
"Go test some things." Xiao Han walked to the sofa, sat down, and casually picked up the water glass on the coffee table and took a sip.
Wanda blinked, hesitated for a moment, then sat down next to him and said softly, "You're always like this, so secretive."
Xiao Han turned his head to look at her and said meaningfully, "What do you want to ask?"
Wanda bit her lower lip, her heart beating slightly faster.
She took a deep breath, finally mustered her courage, and looked directly into his eyes: "Xiao Han, I've lived here for so long. Besides teaching me magic, don't you have any other intentions?"
Xiao Han raised an eyebrow: "Oh?"
Wanda's face turned even redder, but she didn't back down: "I'm not stupid. How could a normal person let a strange girl live in their home and treat her like the lady of the house? What are you thinking?"
Xiao Han looked at her and suddenly smiled.
"And what about you?" he countered. "What are your thoughts?"
Wanda's breathing quickened slightly, and her fingers clenched the hem of her clothes.
"I..."
Her voice was soft, yet firm, "I've been very happy to be with you these past few days. I know I have nothing, so I've been practicing magic desperately, hoping to be of some help to you. When we fought together the other day, I..."
She paused, her eyes gleaming with intense light.
"Perhaps, I've fallen in love with you? You might not believe it, but books say that's how feelings are..."
The air seemed to freeze at that moment.
Xiao Han looked at her quietly, his gaze slowly moving down from her eyes to her slightly trembling lips.
The next second
He leaned down and kissed her directly.
"Hmm!"
Wanda's eyes widened instantly, and she froze on the spot.
Xiao Han's lips were warm and forceful, covering her softness without giving her a chance to refuse.
Her mind went blank; she could only feel his hot breath and the warmth of his palm against her waist.
She was stunned for a few seconds, then instinctively closed her eyes and responded to him awkwardly but passionately.
Xiao Han's hand gripped the back of her neck, deepening the kiss.
Wanda's fingers unconsciously gripped his collar, her heart pounding so hard it felt like it was going to burst out of her chest.
After a long while, Xiao Han slowly released her.
Wanda's lips were slightly red, her breathing was disordered, and her eyes were misty with tears.
Xiao Han chuckled softly and waved his hand.
"Buzz!"
A golden portal unfolded beside them, leading to the bedroom on the other side.
He looked at Wanda, his voice low: "Are you ready?"
Wanda didn't speak, but looked up at him, her amber eyes filled with adoration and anticipation.
Without another word, Xiao Han picked her up and carried her into the portal.
The moment the door closed, Wanda's soft laughter and Xiao Han's whisper disappeared into the golden light.
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