"There must be a reason for this, you damn bastard~!!!"
My eyes...!!!
From the start, I see a future where everyone hits the back button and the work collapses! What do you think this is, RAO2! Don't control it with the emotion called anger!!!
"Duhuhuhu, to faint in shock at the sleeper's appearance is foolish!"
"I'm fine, I'm a dirty adult anyway... But not for Sakura! What are you showing her!"
"Close your eyes, Dumpty..."
"Oho? Calling him Dumpty, it's the complete opposite... But wait, was it reverse onē-sota! A love comedy with a little Dumpty and a big sister! This will go down smooth without any side dishes!"
"Don't move, your panties are showing! Just die already! Ashtoreth!"
Ashtoreth gathered mana with both hands in the air and fired a beam.
KABOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
"Nnooo!!! The sleeper cannot die like this...! Even if the sleeper falls, the sleeper is a rookie who just became a magical middle-aged man! The remaining six magical middle-aged men will avenge this grudge!!!"
BOOM!!!
"... Ugh, that was a truly disgusting moment."
There are six more left...? How revolting.
"So it's not the Spirit Sword Hero seven matches, but the magical middle-aged man seven matches. I didn't wish for something like this..."
"The world never goes as you wish, Master."
"You're right, Reines... That's why I'm so frustrated. Who could have thought of something like this..."
"Can this be sued under some law...?"
"There's no such thing in the Spirit World, Illya."
[There are many things like this among magical girls these days, Illya. I wonder why there's demand... Honestly, as part of the magical girl community, it's too humiliating and shameful!]
"Right! That's an insult and a declaration of war against magical girls!!! I'll never forgive it!"
Illya is angry...
First, let's head to the Magic Palace quickly before it's too late. If we go on like this, we'll meet the second magical middle-aged man. Blackbeard, what on earth happened here...
"S-stop right there!"
Then, someone else blocks our way. This voice...?
"A, a magical middle-aged woman... Poison Semi..."
"... What are you doing here."
"Guh... (Assassin...)"
"I, I was resting in Chaldea, but suddenly someone called me to come along... Wasn't it you, Master?"
"Not me."
"... Damn it."
Whoever it was, you've been tricked, Semiramis.
[Honestly, even as a magical middle-aged man, this level is okay. Blackbeard is really not.]
"But you know that? Teach is the same age as Abigail."
"Guh!?"
Ritsuka looks at Abigail in surprise, and I nod, saying it's true.
The man we fought was a married man and a pirate king... Magical middle-aged men are surprisingly amazing people...
"So, why did you come?"
"I heard to act as an enemy position to block the Master..."
"Ah... After seeing something shocking earlier, I'm not surprised at all. But who's the planner?"
"The Queen."
"..."
I've been properly backstabbed. My head hurts...
"On the contrary, I feel like going on a full-speed☆advance out of anger. Let's go, Semiramis."
"Ah, first of all, I am an enemy..."
"There's no way I can defeat such a cute Semiramis!"
"How..."
[What a smooth talker.]
There are five magical middle-aged men left. So, who are the remaining members...
"Master, do you like magical girls?"
"How should I put it... Maybe I'm a bit sick of it because of Blackbeard."
"I see..."
You were about to get a stick to transform, huh?
"Stop!!!"
Then, someone else stops us again. Isn't this exactly like in Rome where we do a little story and just keep fighting?
"H, hand over everything you have and leave while I'm saying it nicely...!"
".... Aren't you embarrassed?"
"S, shut up...! D, don't look down on magical middle-aged women... Because I am the magical middle-aged woman☆Drake..."
"... Did someone use a hypnotic app or something?"
"If you think about it, the stick itself has that function..."
[What do you take me for! It's purely for fun!]
"Effectively, it's the same..."
Even she is the living Drake. I might have planned something crazier than I imagined. Of course, this isn't my plan. There was no such thing in my plan. What are you doing, Princess...! This isn't the picture I wanted, this wasn't it...!
"First... Knock her out."
Thwack! Jack immediately strikes with the back of her knife, knocking Drake unconscious. Unfortunately, let's just leave her and go...
"Sakura..."
"Yes?"
"I'm sorry for bringing you to a pointless place..."
"No, it's okay... It is shocking in many ways, but it's still fun in its own way, and you're with me, Dumpty...?"
"... I see."
Geez, for some reason, I feel embarrassed.
"How incredibly insensitive. Just quickly accept Sakura's feelings and mate already."
"Don't say something like that without hesitation! Raikou!"
KRAAAK!!!
"Ho ho, you want to try!?"
"Your very existence is my dark history, you symbol of betrayal!"
"I didn't betray you!"
Ushigozen and Raikou start fighting...
We head smoothly towards the palace. In the distance, the Magic Palace made of ice castle is visible.
Hopefully, we won't encounter any more magical middle-aged men from here on... That's a relief.
"Wait!!!"
Damn it, why did I jinx it.
"You cannot go any further!"
"... Who is it. Confess, I won't get angry. I won't... Say honestly who it is...!!! Why, why did you bring them here! There's no way they should be summoned here...!!!"
[My eyes...!!!]
[Romani, I saw something incredible...]
Why is this happening...
"Magical middle-aged men are a rebellion against fixed prejudices! Therefore, it's only natural that I step forward!"
"Just kill me..."
I didn't want to see something like Spartacus's panties...!!! Why are you doing this to me! What did I do wrong! Is this really karma!!!
"Sigh..."
Nemo lets out a deep sigh and tightly closes his eyes. I feel the same. Men and women alike will be equally shocked.
"I can't take it anymore..."
"Illya?"
"Don't dirty magical girls any further... Magical girls are beings who give dreams and hope to everyone. How far are you planning to ruin the image of magical girls! No matter how gentle Spartacus is, I won't stand for it~!!! Install (Dream Summon)!!!"
FOOOSH!!!
"First of all, Chaldea's magical girls are enough with me, Kuro, and Miyu... I won't let my eyes be dirtied any further."
"Oho, what a good look in your eyes, girl! That's the look of a rebel! Come, I, Spartacus, will accept you with love!"
"First, don't wear a skirt!!!"
BOOOOM!!!
"... Let's go ahead first."
The world is safe again today.
All thanks to Prisma Illya.
Illya is the true magical girl of justice...