Damn it damn it damn it...!!!
"I, I... in the name of justice... I won't forgive you..."
"... What kind of joke is this again? A goddess's prank?"
"No, I don't have such hobbies either?"
Damn...
Grind... gritting my teeth, I clenched my fist tightly. What the hell, something like this...
"Hoo... Well, I was actually a boy who secretly watched things like PreCure even though I said I wouldn't."
"... What are you talking about?"
"All children in this world have hearts like eggs, and kids back then grew up watching magical girls, no, magical warrior series. Tooniverse was at its peak then, and that era is still talked about as legendary. I was someone who nostalgically admired that time... Deep down, I was a kid who missed Char Char Changer more than Inuyasha, you see..."
"Medea, has he fallen under some illusion or something?"
"I wonder..."
Getting younger, and on top of that, being teased like this by kids... I'll switch to enjoying-it mode.
"But the first and last PreCure I genuinely loved watching was only the original."
"What does that──"
"[Dragon's Memory]"
The power of the dragon, the power of Black Jeanne, spreads through my body with the heartbeat. Clenching my fist tightly, I throw a serious punch.
Crash!!!
"■■■──!!!"
"Heracles!?"
Heracles is pushed back by my punch. I never learned martial arts. But...
"Every Korean is forced to learn Taekwondo in elementary school, you see!"
The funny thing is, I've done more straight punches than kicks!
Whoosh!
"What kind of brute force... Still, compared to Heracles in his prime during his lifetime, it's just cute! Even if he's become a Berserker, it's Heracles! There's no way he'd lose to a ridiculous guy like you! Medea, buff him!"
"I already applied it... Moreover, he's immune to debuffs."
"Huh...?"
Bang!!!
"Damn, he's tough!"
[Ahh~ Can you hear me?]
At that moment, the communication connects, and the princess speaks to me.
[Since you're a Magical Boy, show us a cute technique~]
"No, what does that──"
[I want to see it too, Senpai!]
[A Magical Boy shota Master, that's the best~!!!]
Ugh, those perverts... Ah, whatever, let's go crazy like we're drunk! I won't let you off when we get back!
"So... Your heart, un, lock!"
[A War of One]
"Your heart is {Gáe Bolg} (the spear of piercing extermination)!"
Thud!!!
"Heracles~!!!"
"Heart Catch~ PreCure!"
"He pierced God Hand...!? That spear shouldn't be A-rank!?"
"That is magic, the power of courage!"
I don't know anymore, I'm going all out! Let's go until the end!
"I'll show you the modern MZ-style combat! [Chaldea VR (Controller Attachment)]!"
I put on the VR and picked up the two controllers.
Then, light swords manifest from the controllers. Here comes Beat Saber.
"This is the Noble Phantasm of the MZ gamer, {VR Shinkage-ryu Secret Technique・Laser Blade Dual Wielding}."
"What is that... I haven't seen such a thing even in Greece."
Not knowing VR, how pitiful.
[Senpai, we're a couple!]
Mash, wearing a headgear like VR. Our kouhai-chan is something else.
"Really, this is no child's play...! Go, Heracles! Since he's a kid, just subdue him!"
"Sorry, but I win..."
I already cut something unnecessary.
"{VR Shinkage-ryu Secret Technique・Tomoe-gafuchi Solar Sword} (VR Moaning-ryu Secret Technique・Splitting Solar Sword)"
"... What did you cut?"
"Ah, air."
"...?"
Confusing them like this...
"Open, door to anywhere. [Door to the Sea]!"
Opening the door that appears in the void, I grab Asterios and Euryale with force, send them through, and close the door.
"Hmph... This is the power of the door to anywhere."
"... Who are you?"
"Me? If I were to say... I'm Phantom Thief Jeanne."
[Huh?]
"I am Angel Boy Phantom Thief Jeanne! Nice to meet you."
"Um... nice to meet you, Jeanne..."
[No, that's not right!]
I immediately cut the communication. Hmph, teasing is indeed fun.
"So...? Phantom Thief Jeanne, why did you save us?"
"Because I'm a phantom thief of justice."
"Ah, okay."
They don't believe me at all. I wouldn't believe it either. Especially in this outfit...!
"Sigh... I can understand. Being a Magical Boy, even I think it's absurd."
"I, I think... it's cool."
"Thanks, Asterios."
"... Wait, I never told you this child's name, did I?"
"There's nothing I don't know. After all, a phantom thief needs to know everything to steal, right? My magecraft isn't just this much, you know?"
"Just one thing, okay?"
"What, you know?"
"I am a goddess, after all? Looking closely... among the blessings, there's also the blessing of us Gorgon sisters. I wondered where such a monster came from..."
Good intuition? By the way, do you know Phantom Thief Kid? Honestly, even that trick is ridiculous, it's not magecraft but magic.
"You must have many questions, Euryale. But... honestly~ I'm just caught up in this situation right now. Very, very..."
"You look extremely tired..."
"Are you... hurt?"
"I'm not hurt. Well, my heart might ache a little..."
"Hurting isn't my business, but is that your ally coming from the sea over there?"
"Hmm?"
Looking in the direction Euryale pointed, someone was standing still on the sea, gliding across the water surface towards us. It reminds me of Swimsuit Jeanne's Noble Phantasm motion. But that's...
"Robin...?"
Whoosh~!
The moment I judged who it was, she jumped up from the sea, soaring high, spun dozens of times, and gently landed in front of me.
"That's right! Not the all-genius Leonardo da Vinci~, but the perfect beautiful girl born with inherited memories and personality! Gran Caballo~! Naturally, a magical girl, no, a Magical Boy needs a partner, right? That partner is me!"
"... The kids probably didn't choose you, and are you the planner of this scenario by any chance?"
"Not the planner, but the producer?"
"..."
Is this bitch...?
"... Are you... going to get angry?"
Damn, with a beautiful girl at eye level like this, I can't possibly get angry. If this continues, even after things are over, it might end up like this. Why am I such an easy man.
"I won't get angry... how could I."
"I thought so~ With a conscience, it's the Master who didn't summon such a cute genius who's bad!"
"... Why is it hard to refute. But that doesn't mean I have to end up like this, right?"
"Ehh~? Is it okay to say that? Someone is really eagerly waiting to meet the Master, you know? Maybe a few might seriously watch that and get angry at the Master?"
"Huh...?"
"A development where the Master becomes a real bad guy... but this is also fate! Just kidding, she said she really wants to meet the Master too? Lately, she's been getting depressed, so many Servants begged to be taken along."
"Who on earth is that? I have a feeling I'm going to become real trash."
"Tara wa~"
Robin takes my hand and pulls me along. Heading there with Asterios and Euryale in tow...
"What is this place..."
It should be the middle of the Atlantic, but on this island, a huge Japanese-style castle was visible. No, it's more like a castle level? Since it's not exactly a castle.
"This is clearly..."
"Now, let's go, Master~"
Robin smiles and leads me... somehow, I feel a bit uneasy.
Standing at the building's entrance, I open the door. Then, sparrows are seen. And, hurried footsteps are heard from inside. A girl visible from the corridor beyond the entrance.
Crying, with a happy expression, she runs towards me.
"Master... finally, finaally... you came to meet Beni..."
"Be, Benienma..."
"Ahh, I'm happy... I thought you had forgotten Beni..."
She hugs me tightly, shedding tears again.
"What a good thing~"
Robin nods with a smile, arms crossed. And next to her, Euryale stares at me with a cold, disapproving look, not understanding the situation. Cold...
This is somehow a development where I become trash────