I had never called anyone pretty in my life.
Even though people would call celebrities on TV pretty, I didn't really watch TV much, and it was rare to see a beauty like those on TV in this small countryside town.
Even when I did call someone pretty, it was only when my mother bought a new dress and asked, "How does it look? Pretty, right?" I would reply, "Oh my, how did you manage to buy such a pretty dress?" That was pretty much it.
That was how I was, but suddenly, this platinum-blonde female knight appeared before my eyes.
The moment I first saw her, I was so stunned by her overwhelming beauty that I almost lost my grip on reality.
To be honest, though she was beautiful, she gave off more of a warrior-like vibe than a delicate beauty.
It was hard to tell from first impressions, but her sharp features, platinum hair resembling a lion's mane, and sapphire-like eyes made her look like an incredibly beautiful woman.
However, she was noticeably taller than me, wearing iron gauntlets that reached her elbows and leather shoulder armor, with muscles visible between the gaps.
Her well-toned muscles, fitting for the owner of the greatsword lying on the ground, showcased her athleticism.
And though I couldn't see it, I could imagine the well-defined abs on her stomach, making her more of a warrior than a delicate beauty.
Given that, I decided to classify her as a warrior rather than a beauty, as calling her a beauty might offend her pride, especially since she was glaring at me like she wanted to kill me.
And after seeing her first impression, I—
"Hey! What the hell… is that… a pig?!"
I couldn't help but blurt out loud enough to echo through the pigsty. I lowered my volume at the end, but my loud voice was enough to catch the attention of the female knight rolling around in the pigsty.
"Mmmph!! Mmmph!!"
Hehehe, you must be amazed by my incredible foresight!
No, you crazy woman.
I was so overwhelmed by the series of events that had happened in just a few minutes that I couldn't even speak properly, but this damn message window seemed to think I was admiring it, puffing up its chest and displaying an SD character emoticon of a goddess.
After all, female knights are sows! Sows are female knights! It's not for nothing that the term "sow knight" exists. I specially summoned the most fitting sow knight for you, Awakener!
What a reliable method!
"…"
Look at those eyes…
Those murderous eyes! If this were a proper summoning like in fantasy novels, she wouldn't be glaring at me like that, but even if it were a summoning, they shouldn't have bound her so tightly with chains and gagged her…!
Hehehe, but Awakener, your body is honest, isn't it?
"Huh?"
What the hell are you talking about? I tried to retort, but when I looked down, I found myself involuntarily bending over.
"…Hey, what's this?"
Hey? How rude! But I'll explain the changes in your, ahem, manhood later, so please bear with me! (SD goddess emoticon looking unsure where to look)
Wait, sure, bigger is better, but my lower half, which was average-sized just a moment ago, had now grown to an unbelievable size. Who wouldn't be shocked?
I've heard of being tricked while awake, but waking up to find your manhood enlarged must be a first.
"And when did you even make this change? You never even mentioned doing something like this to my body!"
When I linked you to the farm.
"You bastard… Thank you so much!"
I couldn't help but bow deeply.
Ah, but if you fail the tutorial, you might never get to use that big manhood of yours? Oh, well, you've never used your pathetic manhood in 27 years except to pee, so I guess it doesn't matter? Pfft.
"…"
Bitch.
I was boiling with anger, but I was even more frustrated at myself for not being able to retort.
"Ahem, anyway, that's not the point! Who is she?! What are you planning by suddenly kidnapping her like this?!"
It's not kidnapping; it's summoning! And her name is Eleonora Croft. She's 28 years old and, as you can see, a sow! She's the pure sow I found for you after searching far and wide, Awakener!
"At least don't call her a sow right in front of her."
Can't you see the murderous look in her eyes is now mixed with hatred…?!
Ah! Should I call her a sow knight (prospective) instead?
That's no different…!
The more I interacted with this thing, the more it felt like my insides were burning. The message window was happily spouting vulgarities like "sow, sow knight, filthy pig," etc., even making me, who's familiar with adult games, want to wave it off.
Putting aside whatever the message was babbling about, I approached the sow (did I get it right?). Yes, forget the rest for now; I needed to clear up the misunderstanding first, explain the situation, and persuade her.
"Uh… Hello?"
"Mmmph!!! Mmmph!!!"
"…"
I needed to remove the gag to talk to her, but I was afraid she might headbutt me and turn me into a fish-shaped bread, so I had no choice but to ask the message window.
"Can I undo the restraints from my side?"
It's possible, but I wouldn't recommend it. That sow is untamed and has a 99.8% chance of showing hostility toward you, Awakener!
"What about the gag?"
Before that, if you want to check the sow's status, look directly at her and move your finger as if turning on a smartphone.
As soon as I did as instructed, the message window disappeared, and a blue screen appeared, displaying a 3D hologram-like image of Eleonora.
Eleonora Croft
Title: One of a Kind, The Pinnacle of Swordsmanship, The Strongest Female Knight
Level: Too far beyond this world's measurement system!
Age: 28
Height: 181 cm
Race: Human (X) -> Sow (Landrace)
Occupation: Grand Master (X) -> Sow Knight (Prospective)
Alignment: Good
Characteristics: A female knight who reached the pinnacle of swordsmanship, the Grand Master, at a young age. She resigned as the captain of the knight order to seek new horizons and was traveling the world when she was kidnapped (scratched out), summoned to be trained as Awakener Shin Seon-dong's sow knight.
The sow's thoughts about her keeper: "How dare you humiliate me like this…! I'll kill you…!"
The sow's evaluation of her keeper: "It's a miracle you haven't been torn in half yet!"
"…Hey."
Yes? Is there a problem?
"Uh… Never mind."
According to the novels I've read, a Sword Master is a title granted only to those who have reached the pinnacle among knights and swordsmen, but a Grand Master? I blinked stupidly, wondering if I'd misread, and the message window popped up.
Hehehe, I put in some effort for you, the first Awakener!
Overpowered…!
From what I know, even a single Sword Master is treated as a strategic weapon in novels, and a Grand Master is among the strongest in the world, isn't it?
I asked the SD character, which was shaking its body like a confused emoticon, and it quickly responded.
She's occasionally listed as a Dragon Slayer. Even Ancient Dragons fear these swordsmen who appear once in a millennium!
"…"
That's why I said overpowered…!
This isn't just about the farm being destroyed; it's about our country being split in half! Moreover, the status window said I was supposed to train her, which made me even more anxious.
"How am I supposed to do that?! Stop talking nonsense and release her! Send her back to where she came from!"
Hehehe, I know exactly why you're so worried!
"?"
As I mentioned earlier, Awakener, you're too weak compared to other Awakeners, so I summoned a sow to protect you. But how can you tame that pig? You're so weak that even a stray dog could beat you, so how could you possibly tame that warrior?!
The more I looked at it, the more I wanted to punch it.
Did you think I summoned such a violent sow without a plan? Look! Do you see the slot labeled 'Secret♥' next to the screen you're looking at? Click on it!
"…"
Following its instructions, I clicked on the slot labeled 'Secret♥,' and the screen, which had been displaying a hologram of Eleonora's full body, now showed enlarged images of her chest, crotch, and buttocks, along with related stats and a naked image of Eleonora.
Hmm, as expected, those princely abs…
"??"
The Sow's Secret ♥
Virgin Status: Virgin!
Anal Status: Virgin!
Oral Status: Virgin!
Breast Status: Virgin!
Evaluation of Virginity: A 28-year-old virginity awaits your manhood!
Evaluation of Anus: Expect some hardcore play!
Evaluation of Oral: A promising candidate for anal play!
Evaluation of Breasts: Grand Master's milk jugs!
Overall Evaluation: A walking obscenity and a perfect candidate for your sow knight! A virgin who reached the Grand Master without knowing a man! Some even say her virginity is sealed by spiderwebs, but you'll have to check that yourself!
Training Hint!: She looks tough enough to chop off your finger if you touch her, but in reality…?
I almost fainted on the spot..