The smell of dirt, dry and hot… Feeling the discomfort on his face, Li Feng slowly opened his eyes. Before him was a burning vehicle.
"Is that my car?... No, that's a truck… A military truck… With a two-headed eagle on the door…"
Li Feng suddenly woke up. He immediately scrambled to his feet and looked around. The surrounding landscape was completely different from the city he remembered.
Yellow sand covered the ground, stretching endlessly. The scorching temperature made sweat constantly stream down Li Feng's forehead, dressed in long pants, a hoodie, and combat boots… He looked at his backpack beside him, the only familiar item.
Is this Lop Nur? This was Li Feng's first thought. As a man from the Northwest, he had naturally traveled to Southern Xinjiang and was very familiar with its climate.
In an instant, memories from before he fainted flooded his mind like a tide… "I slept with the Emperor…" Then Li Feng looked at the burning truck in front of him, at the two-headed eagle emblem. "And then I even came to the 40k universe… Hahahahaha!"
Li Feng laughed, a wild, unrestrained laugh, like the Joker Dragon infected by the Joker virus. Then… "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Damn it! Damn it! I want to go back! Why! Why!"
Li Feng shouted repeatedly, as if giving up, constantly kicking the dry sand on the ground, then flailing his fists and legs as if punching the air.
However, Li Feng's outburst didn't last long before a few rustic voices suddenly came from afar:
"Boss! Hey! I found a little shrimp! He's dressed differently from the other shrimps!"
Li Feng immediately froze upon hearing the voice. His gaze followed the sound, and from the yellow sand in the distance, three green-skinned Orks emerged: two Ork Boyz and a small Ork Warboss.
Upon seeing Li Feng, the three Orks immediately quickened their pace. They held weapons made of thin metal sheets and wooden planks nailed together, and they bounced and jumped their way to Li Feng.
"Hehehe! Little shrimp! Come! Let I Reckon see what you got!"
The leader, an Ork Boy who was about Li Feng's height, 1.85 meters tall, immediately charged forward, brandishing a "Tetanus" sheet metal choppa.
Li Feng quickly grabbed his backpack nearby and dodged to the side, while the metal choppa slammed heavily into the spot where he had just been.
"This shrimp dares to dodge! That ain't right!" The green-skinned Boy yelled, then raised his choppa again and swung it towards Li Feng. But Li Feng's hand was already inside his backpack… "Bang, bang, bang…"
In an instant, three bullets fired. Two hit the green-skin's chest, and the third bullet went directly into the green-skinned Boy's forehead. And in Li Feng's hand at this moment,
He held a black Glock-19 pistol (with a suppressor)… An international student from America… Are you messing with him?
However, the green-skin, despite being hit by these bullets, was still moving on the ground. Li Feng immediately fired a few more shots at its head.
The second green-skinned Boy immediately yelled: "WAAAGHHH!"
Then he charged at Li Feng, who swiftly fired several shots, directly taking down the second green-skinned Boy, and then followed up with a few more shots.
"5 rounds left…" Li Feng's Glock had hollow-point bullets… "So, only the last one…"
Li Feng turned to look at a huge dark figure, which was standing right in front of him. This small Warboss was even taller than the two Ork Boyz, easily over 4 meters tall.
Looking at the face of the Ork Warboss in front of him, it was square-shaped, with a beard glued to its chin, imitating humans, plus its height… "WAAAGHHH!"
The Ork raised its iron-headed hammer and brought it down heavily. Li Feng immediately dodged, then quickly emptied all the bullets from his magazine.
However, these bullets hitting the Ork Warboss were like an itch. Li Feng could even see the bullet tips embedded in the Ork's skin.
No sooner said than done, after the Ork's hammer swung empty, it immediately turned and swept horizontally towards Li Feng!
No! I can't dodge it! Li Feng was already prepared to be smashed in half by the hammer, but in an instant, time froze… A familiar panel appeared on Li Feng's retina.
"Welcome to Cheat Engine & Wemod & Nexus Mods. This software is designed to facilitate players in modifying in-game values and adding Mods…"
Li Feng, as if by muscle memory, immediately opened the software. The options on the panel were all garbled, and many items were even locked, but!
The first option! The first option, although garbled! But everyone who has used a trainer knows! What opening the first option means!
"Ding!"
Time flowed. A tremendous force slammed heavily into Li Feng's waist. Li Feng was sent flying like an arrow from a bow, even crashing into the burning truck nearby.
The huge impact caused sand and dust to fly everywhere. The kicked-up sand even extinguished the flames inside the truck's cargo bay. The Warboss looked at the truck enveloped in dust.
"I Reckon this feels wrong!"
Just as the green-skin was pondering, a figure stood in the dust. The figure bent down and picked up something from the scattered toolbox in the truck's cargo bay, holding it in his hand.
A small knife? A short sword? No! It was a screwdriver!
"You like WAAAGHHH, do you? Then I'll WAAAGHHH for you to see! I'm going to fight you to the death! WAAAGHHH!"
Li Feng shouted WAAAGHHH and leaped onto the small Warboss. At this moment, the green-skin was greatly alarmed,
"That's not right! I Reckon… this isn't an ordinary shrimp! This is definitely a Boss-level shrimp! He can definitely hurt me!"
With that single thought, Li Feng's screwdriver plunged directly into the green-skin's flesh, which bullets couldn't even penetrate. Li Feng, like Sekiro fighting the Guardian Ape, clung to the green-skin, repeatedly driving the screwdriver in and pulling it out.
"Ow, ow, ow! You shrimp, get off me!"
Li Feng, in turn, shouted: "Don't you like to ponder? Listen! I Reckon! This will turn your head into mush!"
And Li Feng paid no mind, directly raising the screwdriver again and plunging it heavily into the back of the Ork's head. The screwdriver buried itself in the green-skin's head. Li Feng gripped the screwdriver firmly and twisted, then snapped it, breaking the connection between the screwdriver and the handle.
The sudden pain caused the green-skin to immediately fling Li Feng away. Li Feng crashed heavily to the ground, and at this point, the green-skin ignored Li Feng, and the hammer in its hand also slipped.
The green-skin repeatedly tried to get the foreign object out of its head with its hands, but the handle was broken, and it couldn't get it out no matter what. The green-skin's vision was already completely gone; clearly, the recent stirring had injured it severely.
Li Feng struggled to get up. Although his vision showed "Infinite Health ON," he was now exhausted. He staggered to the truck and searched for a handy weapon in the scattered toolbox from the cargo bay… He even ignored the sound of tracks rumbling in the distance, focusing only on finding a suitable tool, and soon Li Feng found a crowbar! A holy sword of physics!
Li Feng dragged the crowbar, which scraped against the ground, making a metallic clanging sound… Li Feng walked to the green-skin, who was still "scratching its head," raised the crowbar, and plunged its bent, pointed end into the green-skin's knee, then twisted it hard!
Losing a knee, the green-skin cried out in pain, then fell to the ground.
Li Feng slowly raised the crowbar, walked to the green-skin's head, then lifted the crowbar high and brought it down heavily… "Eighty! Eighty! Eighty!…"
He didn't know how many times he hit it. Perhaps the green-skin had long since stopped moving, or perhaps its head was completely shattered… Li Feng continued to smash the green-skin's head with the crowbar… (The author wants to make a point: some people think it's fine to blow up a small boss's head with a screwdriver and a crowbar, but killing two runts with several 9mm shots is unreasonable. What can I say? I suggest trying to shoot a cow skull with a 9mm at a shooting range if you get the chance. A hammer won't shatter it, but one bullet will.)
If Li Feng's sanity were still intact, he would know that he was now in a state of "PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder)."
"Enough!" A large hand pressed down on Li Feng's raised crowbar. Li Feng immediately turned to look and saw a man with a heroic face, dressed in the uniform and cap of an Imperial Commissar… Although the man had a foreign appearance, he looked very much like a character from a TV series… (There's a picture in the paragraph comments)
Li Feng said blankly: "Commander Chu?"
The man paused, then said: "I don't know who that commander is. I am Commissar Caiaphas Cain of the 12th Valhalla Field Artillery Regiment."