"Ugh... What happened?" I asked automatically, opening my eyes.
Why is it so dark? And what are those two orbs...
I reached for the two orbs and felt how soft they were, but then I realized what I'd touched... and quickly pulled my hand back...
I expected to be hit, but Hestia didn't do anything.
As it turned out, I'd been lying on Hestia's soft lap while she was sitting up, asleep.
Could it really be that I finally got a pillow out of my lap? And thank goodness Hestia was asleep while I was groping her breasts...
Feeling something foreign in my nose, I quickly pulled out the blood-stained cotton ball.
So I really did faint... Or rather, March 7 fainted...
Oh my God, why is everything so confusing!!!
And how am I supposed to live now, knowing that once upon a time I was March 7, but now I'm a separate person...
In any case, it's better not to think about it too much...
"Evernight?" I heard Hestia's voice.
Looking up, I saw beautiful eyes looking at me, a little worried.
I didn't answer right away, as those eyes captivated me, but I quickly pulled myself together.
"I'm fine." I said quietly.
"Really? You know how you scared me... One moment, you're standing there, and suddenly your eyes roll back, and you fall! Good thing I caught you!" she said, half reproachfully, half worriedly.
I just looked away...
I couldn't tell her it was because of another person who saw Hestia naked...
"Yeah, it's just... Well, that happens to me... Uh... Pressure drops, solar flares, or something like that."
"Well, if you say so... Yeah, right!" she said, then reached into the hollow between her breasts, from where she pulled out a smartphone...
Ah...
I couldn't help but blush. It's a good thing Mart is asleep, or did I pass out again...
Is it bad that I want to smell the phone? I really am a pervert...
But why did she put it there?
"That strange little box made noises, but after a while it went silent." Hestia said, handing me the phone.
I rose from her lap and sat down next to her, smoothing down her hair, which had become slightly disheveled. "I took her phone, which had a few notifications.
Swiping up, I unlocked it, and some messenger immediately opened in front of me.
Elf: Evernight?
Elf: Are you okay?
Elf: Evernight, please answer.
Elf?
Evernight: Nyx, is that you?
Elf: Evernight, thank God you're okay! I was about to come to you!
Evernight: Uh... How did you even know something happened to me?
Elf: The phone I gave you sent me a message saying you were unconscious. It's a program I created myself. It's for when my friends are in danger.
So, she considers me her friend? Well, I wouldn't mind being friends with her. Besides, she looks like Cyrene, and she's very beautiful. It's just a shame she doesn't want to be in a harem, but being a friend wouldn't be so bad either.
Evernight: I'm fine! I just found out I have another personality, the one I was in my past life.
Elfie: Are you kidding?
Evernight: No!
Elfie: Wow... Just wow, to find out that...
Elfie: Hey, you're friends with her, aren't you? You're not fighting over the same body?
Elfie: So, I have two friends for the price of one?
Evernight: Funny... But I think I'm probably like a sister to her or something... I don't know, something happened, and she fainted, and then I fainted too.
Elfie: What happened?
Evernight: I saw a naked goddess.
Elf:...
Elf: I'm shocked!
Elf: Anyway, I made sure you were okay...
Elf: Oh, I told my mom about you, and she kind of wants to visit.
Elf: What? What did you tell her?
Elf: Nothing special! I just said I met a beautiful girl who wanted to add me to her harem.
Damn!
Evernight: Uh... How strong is your mom?
Elf: How strong? Well, I wasn't even born back then, but one day, many gods united to kill my sister and her wife... They succeeded, and my mothers committed genocide against all the gods involved. Mom Sirin even destroyed a couple of universes...
I'm fucked!
Evernight: I see...
Elf: Don't worry, my mom's only scary on the outside. I told you so, but she's henpecked; she'll do anything Mommy asks. Anyway, I'm busy right now, so I'll text you later.
Evernight: Talk to you later.
I couldn't help but sigh. Was it bad that the goddess was interested in me? Under normal circumstances, I'd be happy, but I'm not a suicidal person who likes to cheat on her wife, who you could call the head of the family...
Putting down the phone, I looked at the goddess, who was just sitting quietly and staring intently, which made me a little embarrassed...
Well, I think now is probably the best time to tell her.
"Hestia, listen, the thing is..." - and in the next few minutes, I told her practically everything, about other worlds and everything...
Well, except that in my past life, I was a guy, a person who was previously a girl, and that I have two personalities in my body...
Well, in the future, I'm going to tell her everything...
"I see, that explains everything." she said, nodding several times.
"You seem to be taking it quite calmly." I said, a little surprised.
"And you lied to me?" she asked.
"No," I replied, shaking my head.
"Well, then I believe my 'daughter,' and it's easier to imagine you're from another world, because of your beauty and strength, which is astonishing, at least for this world," she said, then paused and instantly turned pale.
"Wait, since you're from another world, that means you..." I cut her off, taking her hands in mine.
Her hands were so warm and soft, I had to restrain myself from caressing hers.
Do I have a fetish for soft hands?
"Don't worry... I'll take you with me, of course." I said, then leaned over and pressed my lips to her cheek.
I don't know why, but I just wanted to do it.
I saw her blush and lowered her head.
Who would have thought such a goddess could blush like an ordinary girl.
Although, given her personality...
"But... This isn't my main body... How could I even..."
I pressed my finger to her lips and looked into her eyes.
"Don't worry, I already have a solution." I said.
Well, that's not exactly true. My solution is simply to ask Nyx for help. I think she can definitely make Hestia either return to her main body or merge with it, or something like that.
But that will take some time. I still need to deal with Apollo and Uranus and the other gods who can't sit still and are looking for trouble.
Maybe I should just go and kill them?
Even though they're not in their main bodies, if I kill them, they'll return to their realm, right? And I'm sure they won't be able to return to the mortal world right away, since there will definitely be some kind of time reversal, but for now...
"Hestia, do you want to go somewhere?" I asked.
Yes, I want to ask this goddess out on a date!
This is probably my first date, in both my lives... Well, at least as far as I remember... If you don't count life as March 7...
"Are you asking me out?" she asked, jumping up, and I saw how happy she was.
"Something like that." I said.
"Okay, but first I need to get ready, a dress..." she withdrew into herself, muttering something.
Do I even need to get ready? Even though I was a girl once, I don't have any of those memories...
Okay, it's not important to just go with the flow and see where it takes me.