Saturday, September 7, 3:50 PM
Keithan: Yo Dustin!
Dustin: hey guys
Jason: We were about to play a round if you wanted to hop on
Dustin: yeah sure I guess, you're not worried about having me on your team though?
Jason: What do you mean?
Dustin: well playing a game requires sitting in one spot for a long time, you're not worried that one of my anal fissures will pop
Keithan: Dude WTF
Jason: No, of course we're not worried about that—unless you are, and you're saying you'd rather not play or something
Dustin: no i'll play, just gotta download it
Jason: It's a big download
Dustin: yeah no shit, it'll take like three hours at this rate
Dustin: maybe you should just play without me
Jason: We can just sit around on voice chat or whatever, we don't have to play
Dustin: nah it's fine
Jason: We can play tomorrow
Keithan: Yeah dude. It's been too long
Dustin: speaking of too long
Dustin: my uncle's dick in my ass was definitely that
Keithan: Dustin WTF
Dustin: lol just kidding man
Keithan: It's really not funny dude
Dustin: i mean it's my rape man
Dustin: kinda my right to find it funny if i want to
Keithan: I mean sure but it's a little bit fucked up to act like it's a joke?
Jason: Hey if it's what you need to do to process it then you do you
Keithan: I mean I'm sorry but I don't really want to hear jokes about it
Dustin: come on man we joke about rape all the time
Keithan: Yeah we joke about rapes that didn't actually happen
Dustin: so, what's the difference, this makes it funnier