"Ding, Newbie Gift Pack successfully opened."
"Congratulations to the Host for obtaining:"
"Random Talent Card x1"
"Random Equipment x1"
"Random Item x1"
Tanaka Masao blinked, a little bewildered.
"Why is everything random?"
"Of course, it's to give the Host some fun. Isn't this gacha-style feeling great?"
"That's true, I suppose."
Gacha can indeed bring people joy, especially when hitting the jackpot.
"First, a Talent Card. It would be great if I could get a powerful superpower, like time stop, hypnosis, or invisibility."
Amidst a series of prayers, Tanaka Masao used the Random Talent Card.
"Used Random Talent Card x1"
"Obtained Talent: Endless Life, Endless Energy"
"Endless Life, Endless Battle: As long as you are alive, you can keep fighting. (No longer have to worry about not being able to perform.)"
"Damn it, why is it this kind of talent!"
"I really like it."
Saying that, Tanaka Masao chuckled, a bit lewdly.
After all, this talent is similar to an Iron Kidney, both are standard for harem protagonists.
"Good luck, let's try another one."
"Ding, used Random Equipment x1"
"Congratulations to the Host for obtaining: A set of mark 85 armor."
"mark 85 armor: From the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tony Stark's final creation, utilizing nanotechnology, integrating offense and defense, powered by an Ark Reactor, providing a continuous supply of energy. (Note: The armor provided by the system has a self-repair function.)"
"Holy crap, I hit the jackpot!"
Looking at the armor he drew, Tanaka Masao jumped up excitedly.
In movies and TV shows, Iron Man's armor might not be the most powerful, but in terms of its appeal to men, it definitely holds a place.
After all, what man doesn't dream of wearing armor?
Tanaka Masao eagerly took out the mark 85 armor from the system's inventory.
A metal block slightly larger than a palm appeared in his hand.
In the middle of the metal block was a beautiful triangular energy block, emitting a faint glow.
"System, how do I use this?"
"The Host just needs to place it on his chest."
"Alright."
Without hesitation, Tanaka Masao directly placed the armor core on his chest.
The moment the armor core touched his chest, it clung tightly.
Mimicking Tony, he double-clicked the armor core.
Countless nano-materials spread like water, starting from his chest and gradually covering Tanaka Masao's entire body.
Fortunately, this was nanotech armor, which could adapt to the user's body shape; otherwise, with Tanaka Masao's obese figure, he really wouldn't be able to wear it.
The helmet closed, and the armor's display panel showed various data.
Tanaka Masao looked for a while and then realized.
"Hmm..., I don't understand it. Where's Friday?"
"Host, this armor set does not come with an AI assistant system, but with me here, I am more powerful than those AIs and will assist you in using the armor."
"Oh, that's good. I want to see what I look like in the armor now."
As his voice fell, a screen appeared before him, showing his room and himself wearing the armor.
Looking at himself in the image, Tanaka Masao felt a bit speechless.
With his obese physique, wearing the armor didn't look very aesthetically pleasing; he didn't resemble a superhero at all, but rather a villain.
"System, help me tighten the armor, try to make me look a bit more presentable."
"Received."
As the system's voice fell, Tanaka Masao could clearly feel the armor on his body tightening.
His limbs were fine, with little change, but the change in his abdomen was quite significant.
Watching himself in the armor on the screen, his bulging belly was shrinking, and he did look more presentable, but...
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Tanaka Masao quickly called for the system to stop; if it continued, he would burst.
The contraction stopped, and Tanaka Masao put the armor away, returning it to the system's inventory.
Although the armor core could be placed on his chest, it was ultimately not as convenient as keeping it in the system's inventory.
Moving his body, Tanaka Masao let out a long breath.
"Phew, looks like I need to lose some weight, otherwise wearing the armor is too unsightly."
Turning his attention to the last item, [Random Item x1], Tanaka Masao was a bit confused.
"System, what is this random item for? Can it be anything, like rare treasures or Pangu's essence blood?"
Pangu: Who's thinking about my essence blood again? There's really not a single drop left.
"No, this random item is any tool that can help the Host earn Depravity Points."
"Depravity Points? Right, I haven't asked you yet, what exactly are these Depravity Points? They don't sound very proper."
"Improper? What's improper about them? If you don't explain, I won't understand."
"System, you're being very improper right now."
"Emotions actually have many interpretations. This system provides a very broad scope."
"As long as the Host can make others generate a certain amount of emotion because of things he does, whether positive or negative, it all counts."
Tanaka Masao nodded thoughtfully, "So it's like saying..."
"Host, if you say any more, you won't pass the Great River Crab God's scrutiny."
"Alright, although I'm still not quite clear, I'll know by trying it. But why does it always feel a bit improper?"
With this thought, Tanaka Masao used the item.
"Ding, congratulations to the Host for obtaining Manga x1."
"Manga? Why this?"
With a bewildered feeling, Tanaka Masao took out the manga.
"Holy cow, why is it this!"
Looking at the stimulating images on the manga cover, Tanaka Masao couldn't help but swallow.
"Isn't this the Hypnosis Instructor series I used to read? Why is it this?"
Tanaka Masao was a bit indignant.
"System, explain to me why it's this thing. I know the characters in the manga are depraved, but what does that have to do with reality?"
"Host, please do not doubt this system. It will definitely help you earn Depravity Points."
"Why am I so unconvinced? And I am pure and untainted, with a noble soul, how could..."
He glanced at the manga in his hand, and Tanaka Masao hesitated.
"Since it's from the system, I'll just look at it with a critical eye."
Saying that, Tanaka Masao opened the manga.
"It's even in full color! This is so much better than black and white."
"What did this system use to draw it? How did it draw it so clearly? Could it have been there at the time?"
"Oh, it's really good. Hehehe~"
Inside the room, a lewd chuckle occasionally echoed.