I walked out onto the hot training field, where hundreds of soldiers had already gathered. I walked over, straightened the formation, and then said, "I'm sure you all know about the show filming happening here in the camp. Let me remind you all not to interfere or affect others unless absolutely necessary."
A few rookies in the front row grinned and chuckled, "Sergeant, you know we rarely see women around here. Now that some famous stars are visiting, and three uniquely charming beauties at that, it's hard not to get a bit excited."
I hollered, "Isn't Auntie Perez in the kitchen a woman? Why don't I see you excited about her?"
Those soldiers immediately shriveled up.
You're awesome, aren't you?
