Izu University, Faculty of Engineering classroom
Shiro was extremely lucky to snatch a seat next to a beautiful girl. Although he knew early on that the number of girls in the Faculty of Engineering was terribly small, Shiro was still surprised when he only saw a handful in the classroom.
He was fortunate enough to sit next to the prettiest one, but after he sat down, he realized that this seat was very awkward.
His view clearly showed the pervert in the crowd!
Kitahara Iori, on the first day of school, came to class in just his underwear after a night of heavy drinking, instantly making him a celebrity at Izu University.
This also led to his row of seats having only one other person besides him.
A very handsome man with shoulder-length golden hair!
However, the image of Magical Girl Lala-ko printed on his clothes exposed the fact that he was a severe otaku.
At this moment, the two of them were looking at each other, and Shiro seriously suspected if some sparks of love were flying between them!
"I absolutely don't want to get involved with these two!"
Shiro silently swore in his heart that these two must be stumbling blocks on his path to success!
To return to his normal life, Shiro chose to chat with the beautiful girl at his desk!
It's just that this girl seemed a bit naive! His charm, which had been so effective in middle school, had no effect at all!
...
"Alright, the briefing is over. Please submit your elective course logs within 7 days."
Shiro really liked the Japanese teaching schedule, which allowed for plenty of free time.
Shiro planned to use this time to properly reply to the young ladies he had added this morning.
You ask about clubs?
He'd let that idiot Kitahara scout them out first, then he'd ask him about them. As his creditor, Shiro felt he should be Kitahara's God! It was understandable to treat him like a slave occasionally, right!
Just as Shiro was thinking this, the pervert wearing only a pair of briefs walked straight towards him.
"Yo! Chisa, scumbag, let's go check out the clubs!"
Hearing Kitahara Iori's words, the two, who had made no progress for most of the day, simultaneously looked at each other with incredulous eyes.
"You know this idiot?!" × 2
=(??? ?????)
Things seemed to be developing in a strange way...
"Um... Kitahara, shouldn't you put on some clothes?!"
Shiro, already exposed, could only helplessly remind this idiot. He had been so shocked just now that he forgot to run away!
"Ah... I guess so."
Kitahara said casually, yet remained standing still.
Just like that, the two stared at each other for a few seconds.
"I say, you idiot, you haven't forgotten how to get home, have you…?"
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Kitahara covered his face in pain. He didn't even know how he got to the school gate, so how could he remember the way home?!!!
"As expected of you! Kitahara Iori!"
The beautiful girl next to them, perhaps seeing the atmosphere was too awkward, blushed and turned to walk towards the door, "Well… I'm going home now!"
"Alright! Then let's go back!"
Under Shiro's shocked gaze, the pervert Kitahara Iori actually walked so brazenly next to this beautiful girl named Chisa?!
And he was going to follow her home?!
Slap!
A hand landed on Iori's shoulder. Shiro's entire face had somehow transformed into a giant's: "Hey, Kitahara, after all this time, you've actually evolved from an idiot into a pervert!"
"Hey, hey! Wait, White, you bastard! Chisa and I live together!"
"Bastard, we're not intimate enough to call each other by name!
Wait... you live together?!"
Shiro was even more shocked. He looked at the beautiful girl next to him, who was giving Kitahara a look of utter disgust, like he was trash.
But she didn't refute it!
Shiro turned his head and scrutinized Kitahara, who was only wearing a pair of briefs.
Tears streamed down his squinted eyes as he looked at Chisa and said with great emotion: "If you need legal assistance, I might be able to help!"
"That's too much, you bastard! We're cousins!"
"Wait! Don't say it, don't say it so loudly!"
Chisa couldn't take it anymore. There was no need to announce such an embarrassing thing!
"Cousins?"
Shiro tilted his head and thought for a moment. Kitahara's relatives were the Kotekawa family, and he remembered the Kotekawa family had two daughters…
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
Shiro directly pushed Kitahara away and held Chisa's hand enthusiastically, saying that since she was his sister-in-law, she couldn't escape... or maybe she could!
"Eh?!?!?"
Chisa's expression changed from bewilderment to shock. She didn't know her sister had a squinty-eyed boyfriend!
Speaking of which, wasn't this person just acting normal a moment ago!
Kotekawa Chisa felt that she needed legal aid right now!
Fortunately, Kitahara Iori, whether because he was cold or something, came over and pulled Shiro away!
"Wait a minute, you scum! Nanahua-jie doesn't remember you anymore!"
"Impossible! Our love is true!"
"You say that to every woman, don't you, you scum!"
"You're just jealous!"
"*****!"
Chisa coldly watched all of this from the side. It seemed like this university had been strange from the very beginning.
Then, without looking back, she turned and left.
"Wait, Chisa!"
Kitahara stopped Chisa again, as she was his only salvation!
Shiro?
He seriously suspected that that guy could sell him to old black slaves! That guy was just scum in society!
He once encouraged him to lift a customer's skirt for a thousand yen!
Kitahara Iori had not forgotten the beating from his parents, even after ten years!
"Is there anything else... I want to go back!"
"Well, even though you say that, I also have my own troubles, so, can you give me your clothes now? That way, everyone will be without worries."
"Um, excuse me, is that legal aid you mentioned earlier still available?"
Here!
Shiro presented a business card with both hands.
"This lawyer has a very good reputation in the industry!"
"Thank you very much!"
"What are you doing! Chisa! We are cousins, shouldn't we be the kind of relationship where we exchange clothes!"
Kitahara Iori, who witnessed everything, had a twisted expression. He thought that cousins wouldn't care about these things!
"Hey, hey! I've never heard of cousins having this kind of relationship!"
Shiro loudly retorted. Don't even mention cousins, even siblings might not have this kind of relationship!
"Don't be so loud!"
Chisa's face flushed red again. Obviously, it was difficult to be known as cousins with this kind of pervert!
"Oh, I see!"
Kitahara Iori seemed to understand something when he saw Chisa's expression, and his mind suddenly lit up!
"If you don't give me your coat, I'll go around telling everyone that you and I live together!"
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Shiro was stunned when he heard this. He felt that he should do something!
Chisa trembled all over when she heard this!
"I'll take it off! I'll take it off, okay! Please don't talk about the things at home!"
Tears streamed down Chisa's cheeks, as if she were the heroine of a threatened manga!
"That... wait, you'll make people think I'm committing a crime if you do that..."
Kitahara's expression was a little stiff. Even his brain knew that the current situation was extremely bad!
Slap!
A hand patted Kitahara's shoulder, and Shiro's voice sounded from behind.
"That's right, officer, this is the pervert who not only ran around naked but also threatened a young girl!"
Shiro, you squinty-eyed scum!!!