Yo, check this drama that went down at school today. It was proper wild.
So, there's this random dude, right? Name's Kevin, but everyone just calls him "K-Dawg," even though he's about as dawg as a fluffy poodle. He found out someone snitched on him for sneaking out during lunch break—which is a major L, by the way. He was proper heated, thinking he was about to catch some detention for a week.
K-Dawg starts a full-on whip-around in the cafeteria, trying to figure out who the rat was. He goes around to every table, looking all serious, trying to use his best "main character energy."
He points at this quiet kid, Mark, and yells, "You, Mark! You the one who dropped the dime? Speak up, fam! Don't be a whole mood and say nothing!"
Mark just shrugs and mumbles, "Nah, man. I was in the library. I was just being low-key."
Then K-Dawg spots his rival, Tony, who's usually pretty salty. Tony's sitting there with his crew, looking smug. K-Dawg sees this as his chance for a proper war.
"Tony! You looking way too sus right now! You got that snitch vibe! Tell me you didn't do the dirt!"
Tony just leans back, smirks, and goes, "Big yikes, K-Dawg. You're acting like a whole circus. But no cap, it wasn't me. I got better things to do than worry about your little lunch break."
The whole cafeteria is watching. The tension is peak. K-Dawg is walking around, feeling like he's in a movie, demanding the truth. He's totally convinced he's about to win this battle of wits and find the snitch.
Finally, the principal, Mr. Harrison, walks in for his routine patrol. He sees K-Dawg standing on a chair, yelling, and the whole cafeteria silent.
Mr. Harrison just clears his throat, dead serious, and says, "Mr. Kevin? What in the F is going on here? Get down. Now."
K-Dawg jumps down, his face instantly turning from rizz to pure panic.
Mr. Harrison continues, "And since you are clearly admitting you were gone during lunch, you can join me in my office. Detention for a week. The snitch, as you call them, was Ms. Johnson, the math teacher, who saw you from the window. Now, move."
The entire cafeteria erupts in laughter.
K-Dawg thought he was about to win the war against a student snitch, but instead, he literally confessed to the principal while starting the war.
He won the drama, became the "main character" for a few minutes, but definitely lost the actual battle, ending up with detention for being loud and for skipping class. A whole L!
Want me to make up a funny detention story for K-Dawg next, or are you good?
By a random guy