[Congratulations!!!!! You have awakened 'SSS-Class Sperm'!!]
How would you feel if you woke up to a message like this?
I've never even thought about it in my life.
It's the awakening I've always dreamed of.
I've been issued the hunter ticket that everyone wants.
Only 5% of the 50 million people in Korea have awakened as hunters.
It's like winning the lottery, or at least being in the top 5% of life.
Why does it have to be such a useless ability?
No, scratch that 'useless ability' part.
The grade is undeniably good.
SSS-Class hunters, of which there are only 300 in the world.
The abilities they possess are powerful and famous enough to turn the world upside down.
Since I'm also SSS-Class, it's true that I've won the lottery in the top 0.0000001% of the 5%.
But why is it a Blue Marble lottery instead of Powerball, or even just the regular lottery?
"No, I don't know yet."
Ignoring the fact that my little guy is still pitching a tent, I got up from my seat.
An SSS-Class ability has to be good for something.
Let's not be too disheartened.
It's rude to judge based on the name alone.
As soon as I cleared away the message that was making a fuss on its own, the next message appeared.
[SSS-Class Pregnancy Support System is now active.]
"What the fuck..."
I feel ashamed just reading it.
[Quest 1. First Pregnancy]
[Impregnate one woman within 24 hours.]
[Reward: 1P. 2 Random Pregnancy Aid Supplies]
"...."
It even gave me a quest after that.
"What the hell is this?"
30 years old, forever alone virgin.
A NEET living in his room.
A burden on his parents.
Account balance: 7.54$
How am I, who has never even held a woman's hand in my life, supposed to get someone pregnant in 24 hours, let alone get pregnant myself?
"Fuck..."
What kind of misfortune is this to wake up to?
Still, the message had a conscience and gave me a gift.
[Forever Alone Virgin NEET Confirmed. Pregnancy Aid Supplies will be provided to adjust the difficulty balance.]
[1 Ultra-Powerful Teto Pheromone (A)]
[1 Premature Ejaculation Cock Stabilizer (A)]
To the left of my vision, an icon that looked like a bag was flashing.
When I pressed it, the two items that were given as Pregnancy Aid Supplies were in two slots of the inventory.
"...Is this for real?"
Why is this real and not a hallucination or a joke?
When I reached out and tried to take out the item, my hand was sucked into the item slot and a real object was grabbed.
[Ultra-Powerful Teto Pheromone (A)]
- A very powerful male pheromone.
※How to use: If the pheromone is applied and smelled by a female within 20CM, the female will enter a state of intense heat (A).
※If used incorrectly, it is dangerous, so it is recommended to move more than 100M away from the target as soon as possible.
"...Ha."
What kind of bullshit is this?
I thought it was a stupid thing, but seeing the 'Ultra-Powerful Teto Pheromone' in person makes me feel motivated.
"If it really works..."
I ignored it because I thought it was an ability that was just teasing me, but if it's really an ability worthy of an SSS-Class hunter, there's no reason to ignore it, whether it's a pregnancy ability or a sperm ability.
Because it was my lifelong dream.
A hunter!
A person with the ability to make money.
I've always imagined making a lot of money and becoming famous so I can have sex with pretty women, but if I can have sex without going through the intermediate process, why would I refuse?
[Premature Ejaculation Cock Stabilizer (A)]
- For those of you who ejaculate with the slightest stimulation, this is a stabilizer to safely insert semen into the uterus.
※ This is not a support item for having sex for a long time.
※ When ingested, the erection will not subside for 30 minutes. Sensation is amplified during insertion, making it easy to ejaculate, so do not pull out.
Even if you take out the word pregnancy, they give you support items to have fun sex, I don't know where they made them, but they give you things that are too tempting.
Even if it's my forever alone virgin cock, if I take the stabilizer and spray the pheromones, it shouldn't be too difficult to bang a woman I see.
"....What if it doesn't work...?"
I don't think this is a social experiment camera.
Awakening is an area that cannot even be analyzed with modern technology by the system.
But since I haven't experienced it yet, I wasn't 100% sure that I could believe it.
"Should I... try it for now...?"
As I slowly started to think that this system wasn't a lie, I became curious.
It's okay if it doesn't work anyway.
Since I still have about 23 hours left, I decided to think about it slowly today and went out.
When I opened the door and went out, Hannah was lying in the living room, glaring at me with a contemptuous expression.
"Ugh. Put on some pants before you come out!"
I wonder if she's really my sister who's 7 years younger than me, shouting without thinking about her own clothes.
"Fix your ass-showing pants before you talk."
"Pervert!!"
I clicked my tongue as she threw a cushion next to her and covered herself with a blanket, and went into the bathroom.
A sister who is 7 years apart.
Unlike me, she inherited all of our mom's genes, so she's pretty and has moderately sized breasts.
The problem is that her personality is so bad that her beauty is buried.
Unlike me, she awakened 5 years ago and became a B-Class hunter as soon as she became an adult and was a working member of society who went to dungeons.
She makes some money and ignores and looks down on her brother who's stuck in his room.
When she was young, she was a pretty girl who followed me around, calling me 'oppa, oppa'.
How did she become like that?
"Ugh, seriously. It splashed! Sit down to pee or wipe it up!!"
"Are you on your period? Why are you being so annoying."
"Mommm!"
Should I show her the terror of her heavenly older brother?
My fists clenched once in a while, but I held back.
If I mess with her, she might tell Dad and I'll really ruin my NEET life and end up homeless on the streets.
I went back into the room with the blackout curtains and turned on the computer.
First of all, I'm going to put the quest aside, since I've awakened as a hunter, I can finally enter the 'Hunter Gallery', which only hunters who have awakened the system can enter.
As soon as I entered the Hunter Gallery, a message appeared for authentication.
[This is a confirmation message to enter the 'Hunter Gallery'. Please press the button below.]
[Enter]
I pressed Enter with a pounding heart.
[Authentication failed. Unregistered hunter. Please complete the hunter awakening and try again.]
"What?"
I tried again several times with an absurd message.
The result was the same.
And I was able to find something strange.
"Status window."
[Unregistered system command. Please complete the hunter awakening and try again.]
"What the fuck."
That's right.
It made a fuss about congratulating me on awakening, but I haven't awakened as a hunter yet.
The system, feeling sorry for me, gave me some advice.
[Completing the Tutorial Quest will complete the awakening as a hunter. Please faithfully participate in the Pregnancy Support System Quest.]
In the end, it's telling me to have sex... no, to get someone pregnant.
"Whether or not you get pregnant after having sex depends on the woman's condition, so how am I supposed to find a woman in her fertile period within 24 hours and cum inside her?"
At that moment.
I suddenly thought, isn't there a woman who meets these conditions?
"Ah..."
Slap!
Seriously, even if I'm a forever alone virgin NEET.
I was ashamed even to have such dirty thoughts and slapped myself on the cheek.
I gathered my clothes and went out to the living room.
As expected, Hannah was lying on the sofa watching TV.
She seemed to be relaxed, as she didn't have a dungeon schedule today.
I approached her and held out my hand.
"Hannah, give me 200$."
"....What the hell are you talking about, all of a sudden?"
"I saved your life once, so let's just call it even."
"Get lost. Go out and work to earn money. Do you want to be like that to your sister who's 7 years younger than you at your age? You can't even give me an allowance."
I know.
That I have a pathetic life.
But what can I do?
"I'll have to reach into Mom's wallet..."
"Ugh. You crazy bastard. I'm really going to report you?"
"Ssssh..."
"Here. Just take it!!"
As I pretended to slowly go to the master bedroom, she took out four 50$ bills and threw them at me.
"Hehe. Thanks, sis."
Hannah threw the remote control at me as she watched me pick them up and put them in my jacket pocket.
"Ugh. Seriously, why does he live like that."
Family members should help each other.
Once I register as an SSS-Class hunter, I'll pay back all the money I've borrowed so far by giving my B-Class hunter sister a luxurious life after my glamorous debut.
If I said that, she would definitely tell me not to be ridiculous and make a fuss, so I ignored her and headed for the front door.
Well, something will happen.
You can't fish without fish, and there's no woman in the house to complete the quest except for that annoying bitch, so I was thinking of going out and wandering around.
Ding-dong.
As I opened the door and went out.
"Huh?"
"Ah...?"
A woman was standing in front of the door.
Not Hannah. Not Mom. A woman.
She's even pretty.
Long straight hair. Small face. Fair skin.
A slender neckline with a hollow collarbone, and even a fair cleavage below it.
'Pass'
Just because I'm a NEET doesn't mean I like all women.
Of course, it's possible to get hard, but the standards of beauty I see through the internet are infinitely high, so my standards are high.
Even to me, she was so pretty that I couldn't make eye contact and stuttered.
She even smelled good.
A sweet fruity scent stings my nose.
"Um... Is this Hannah's house...?"
"Ah!"
But in that moment when my head was dizzy, I came to my senses at the woman's words.
Why, how I did it, I don't know.
Maybe it was some kind of hidden talent of mine.
With my hand in my pocket, I tore open the pheromone in that short time, smeared it on my hand, made space with the hand that opened the door, and then pretended to brush the woman's side hair with the hand that had the pheromone on it, touching her face.
"Ah!"
The woman took a step back in embarrassment.
I smiled and said without trembling.
"Hannah's friend?"
"Ah, yes..."
"Come in. I'm Hannah's brother."
"Ah! Hello!"
"Nice to meet you."
As I watched the woman, wary of me, come in and Hannah running from the living room.
"Sofia!! You're here? What, what did that jerk do?"
"Huh? No..."
"Come in! Thanks for coming!"
As I watched Hannah welcome Sofia and glance at me before quickly going inside.
Ding-dong.
I came back into the house.