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Chapter 7 - Paper house

It was a time to open the door. When somebody expected that they shall pull a (Open up its the police!!) prank, the boys (cursed and lucky) just go with simple bold: "Excuse me!!"; when they do it. There was a faint suspicious sound as if even the door were on some kind of spell and got unlocked or start to work, only when both of them pulled, combining their special trails of curse and luck. Or always choosing the right route and newer lose scissor, paper, rock game.

Yet, the moment the door opened. They got slap with a laud shout from a panicked maiden, screaming from full lungs. "Sense~~ei!!" The shout was so strong, that they got hit with a sound wave and fall back on floor as if they were actually slapped.

The voice was well known by the party members, as it was indeed Yunyun (Not actually a timid older sister of Megumin, but self proclaimed rival of Megumin, future (actually normal) leader of crimson mages village.).

That girl was doing her best, to get attention of a teacher, who was siting behind a teacher desk and reading a thick book. Yunyun, uttering every ounce/bit of strength from her entire body, as she beg the adult. "Come on; Sensei!! Everyone gathered here!, so, please!! Start the home class, already!!"

It was an uneven fight because her opponent was a Grand Master Book-Worm Yomiko Readman. She is a black haired woman with round glasses, in an English librarian like clothing and brown traveling coat. She is an actual teacher, who also a Master scholar, scribbler, librarian, linguist and a Home Teacher for class-3.

This person love book so much that when she start read one, immerse herself into it, she is on spot on different world on her own, not hearing anything that's going around. Of course, if needed she is fully capable of speed reading, reading thick books in minutes, not hours or days. For unfortunate Yunyun, this woman is also an Introvert and Bibliophile, who keep reading a books even if she shall... (*ehm* work).

Please don't mind the pile of heavy books stacked behind her in a corner of the class.

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Our adventurer group need a second look onto the room, to realize that this is indeed a class room. It had teacher and whats more important, it had… a students.

There was this group, that look like it come from a fantasy novel about girls, living in a rural land of forest hills and mountains, that will be loved for its paradise like theme. There was this iconic fantasy medieval like adventurers group, in typical gear. One group look a first glance normal, in casual clothing like from a modern city, but then you notice the hints worth for a spy thriller and slice of life action comedy. Then there were straight forward a group of magical girls. Plus the (not an idols?) like group that occupied the very back line of seats, was trying too hard to stay under the radar.

Its seemed that occupants of this class do not noticed, that the door got opened, especially the entry shout, as it was over-shout by Yunyun. They seems to be preoccupied watching that desperate girl to waste her effort. Some of them had a feelings of a sympathy toward that mage. Heck, some of them seems to be enjoining the show. From those, one side was more supportive for her effort, while the other was straight grinning menacingly.

Yet Yunyun was trying everything, (shouting, tapping on table, running around) to get attention of her class teacher, but was completely ignored, as Yomiko just flip another page in her book. It was a wain fight as if it seems to be a duel of wits, of who from those two will give up. Especially when on the class main board were written by chalk: "Self study! Self improve! Be curious! Have fun! Touch the grass! Be happy!"

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A very dark shadow settle on Kazuma face, as he stood up. "That its!…" He step toward the little red mage and put his hand on her shoulder. He spoke in unattached tone. "Megumin, its your turn!" The lolly nuke mage, scare jumped a little when her name was spoken.

Subaru got up to intervene. "Bro! Do you nuking the situation, already?"

Also Tanya was also quick to add. "Hold your horses, we dint yet run out of a peaceful options."

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But he bark back: "No! The other thing!" And he push the mage toward the open door.

She stop before the door threshold, but just for a moment to inhale a deep breath, before make her mind. Still nervous, she walk in.

The entire adventuring party, lean onto the doorway as they watch her to walk through front of the room, in front of the main board, toward Yunyun. Eventually some of the students siting on their seats notice this visitor and confused as why is here, give her a silent stare. Yet the shouting friend of her, still dint noticed her presence.

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Red mage with her pointy mage hat and black kitten in arms, stop few step from the teacher table. Nervously, she collect her guts. Then she spoke, demanding attention. "Yunyun!!…"

As expected this future chief of crimson mages clan village, in panic mode, scare jump a little, immediately got flustered or cringe, as she starts gesticulating heavily. "Eh!?? Megumin?! Why are you here?!" She got a pale when she look at the door to corridor where others stared at her.

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Short one, while embarrassed, stared directly at her friend face. "Yunyun,-- for not believing you... I am sorry!!"

While the taller one, was shaking in panic. "Wha~at?! What, are you talking about?!" The lolly mage just go down to deep apology bow, bending like a flipped up letter L. This of course make the chief daughter to panic even more. Her wild gesticulation tell that she want from her (friend?) to stop bowing to her.

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Someone from the (class residents?) make a funny comment on Yunyun little sister, visiting its big sister, who doing her best at school. Then someone add: "Look! A red witch! A proper one with a black kitty."

That triggered Megumin to the point she decided to show off her self introduction speech for witch the crimson magic clan are famous. She make a cool pose, proudly declaring toward the crowd: "My name is Megumin! My calling is that of an arch-wizard. One who commands explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!"

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There was a noises from the (class residents?) that some of them got impressed by her speech. Or at last amused from her bombastic entry. Some were clapping, while Yunyun was dying from embarrassment.

But proud Megumin got an irritating tick on her eyebrow, when the teacher dint bugged not even for little. She give that woman a disappointing glance. "Is she def or dead?! What kind of sinister illusion is this place?"

As the short one from the duo of mage look up at the taller one, Yunyun quickly tried to dispel the misunderstanding. "Oh common!! Why is so hard to accept that second class is not the center of the world? There is even the first class; So why there shall not be third? She quickly start pointing around with her finger. "Its because of her sage personality, we don't do a lot as a class. So most of the class mates just give it early and left. For today, I just managed to gather everybody to attend the home class for once, with a promise, that if they don't leave; we do a picnic after this. I even bring a lot of all kind of yummy food as a proof." Yet she abruptly froze, when her clan member just tilted her upper body to side, to look behind her, at the cargo keep at hand as a bribery chip. Explosion mage had judging stare.

Actually, brow haired Visha, from first moment they group peek into the Third class, she noticed that food trolley and was hypnotically staring at it with a saliva peeking out from corner of her mouth. She even told her commander something about that she see a thing of a great value or a power. But as its common for Tanya, the difference in culture caused another misunderstanding, and she talking something about the aura of this class and its residents. Heck she maybe refereed to the books.

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Megumin, who was done with this situation, turned toward the door. "Kazuma, Kazuma; are you seeing this?!"

The green adventurer dint say anything as he understood. For short moment, there was this shadow on his face that prevent others to read his emotion. But as he was called out, he make that step forward.

The moment he pass that doorway threshold he had this smile and aura of proud adventurer. In heroic walk, he carried himself elegantly and his mini cape (shoulder cover) flow behind him, a little bit in the air. Accompanied by suitable heroic background music, this was a moment for touching heroic speech. He was full of himself, as he was making (cool?) posses, while addressing the audience. He was welcoming friendly, opening his arms to those students. "Friends… adventurers… companions in study... welcome!; to the another world. I have something to say to you, that will come from deeps of my hart." Standing there, he take a deep breath, taking in a lot of air into his lungs.

As if it was a flip of a switch, his attitude went a full 180 degrees, and his face twisted into a very angry expression. He start screaming frustrated complains, from his full lungs, pointing at them with his finger. "You dam, A*holes!! How you dare, to bully our dear Yunyun?!! Do you though?; That we will not figure out, how you exploit her for food and trinkets?; Then ditch her when was time for a festival? On top of that, you dare to call yourself, her classmates?!! Screw that shit!!"

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Yet there was someone who was not a fan of his screaming. If we take the first row of student desk seats, then first desk to the window, right in front of the teacher desk, belonged to Yunyun and the food card. Next to it to was a sear for a local (bully?). Black haired Reimu Hakurei had siting with arm fold under her chest. She is actually a proper shrine maiden in her red and white costume with a big cute bow on head. A Shinto priest from actual temple, who show a mercy to those in need. She is actually a cruelly merciless when it come to combat and dealing whit a troublemaker, causing her troubles. On one side of coin, as (the responsible person), she wait in patience, keeping an eye on the cargo, her soul saliva drooling for a yummy food, in stone cold resolve of a battle monk. On the other like a brawler/ruffian/punk from a side alley, who every lack in proper techniques, resolve by brute force, determination and enough of violence. This contrast glared at green adventurer side-way, pulling out one of her eyes in clear anger and provocation, as if she was throwing that glance like a stone. She only make a single bark, a growling of "He~e?" [what] that was more like a threat: (Twig?! Do you picking a fight with me?! I will beat the shit of you, if you cross the line!) She will bring a general punishment to anybody, who dare to stand between her and her food.

Green adventurer feel that hostility in his bones, and like a wimp, or a house dog, he lover that dog-tail down between his legs. He even whined, making an involuntary step back, into a defensive posture, to withdraw from that growling guardian of order.

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Reimu dint bother to move from her seat as she softened her tone, reprimanding him. "You got it wrong, soap hero! Nobody forced her to do anything! Personal reference aside, its her responsibility what she do with her money."

Kazuma seeking a help in his adventuring party companions stationed at the door.

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Actually, this Shinto priest noticed the door opening the moment it happened, but only paying that event a turn of a single eye, scanning the entire group to see: (Who shall be the first one to be eradicated/beaten-up as first one, if they become a nuisance. (For her.)) As strict training for a magical Shinto priest is all about patience in first place, she chose herself on who to spend her patience.

Yet now, as they glance into the class, Reimu properly turn her head toward them and spit an angry glare on them, addressing what she have to say. "How you dare?!; to break that barrier I put there?! I sealed that for an important reason, yet you just break it for fun. Do you even realize what will happen if some normie got lost there? Somebody shall go looking for them! Why are you messing with other's stuff?!"

She clearly death stare at Aqua as she sensed a troublemaker in her. But that blue girl squeak in defense, doing the same step back as Kazuma has done. She even tried to hide behind another party member of they current group for protection.

Party now noticed the Shinto like magically infused talismans, who were papers with hand written Kanji pictograms using a paint brush and actual black ink, placed all over the door and wall to the walk hall. It was a clearly a magic system that shall protect that place from unwanted events and visitors, stabilizing that space and turning this place into a safe sanctuary.

Visha look around the entire room. "Tanya san, do they too have a holy woman in they class?"

Tanya, looking at the Shinto girl was skeptic. "I will not call directly certain someone as a holy woman, you know." She clearly mind the blue priestess, but dint glance that way.

Actually, the third seat in first row was occupied by blonde female magician Marisa Kirisame, who also wear a big pointy hat, but instead of red mage Megumin she wear a black-white fluffy dress. And like a proper witch, she had an actual broom next to her. She was a cheerful one, easily search for any type of entertainment, she start to laughing. "That's hilarious! They say, that clothing do make a human. But they will expect, that the holy person will be like a salvation, not a menace to the society. Yet our sunshine Reimu is more popular that option two." She tried to ignore that warning (Hey!) from her companion, as she look at the red mage. "I can say for sure, that I can smell, that fire power this fireball pack." She make a thump up toward Megumin as she too have a (Blast them all!) spell in her arsenal.

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Because that comment draw Kazuma to tears, not just having another (Blast them all!) maniac on board, that Shinto priestess dead stare her companion in black-white color theme. "I am, the law!"

Except the black mage denied that by waving her finger in (No, no!) gesture. "Not here! Otherwise we will not be here anymore. Rela~ax! I am on your side! What ever you decide to do, I will support you." She rascally winked at Hakurei. But that shrine girl had this suspicious glare as if there is trick I play. As if there was a foul-play, behind this unexpected supportive side of her. Yet the blonde returned her gaze at the boy and girl. "In any case, you shall give up on persuasion of this master of library, to do something else that reading. Many of us tried and failed. Even Reimu had been forced to admit that our teacher skill-set is on odd with her shrine maiden powers." Black haired girl gritted her teethes in annoyance on that unpleasant memory, glancing at the teacher.

At this point green adventurer redirected his attention at the teacher, who still was in her own world. With thinking expression high gaze pinpoint at the book. It was big, heavy, maybe old and quite luxuriously looking.

Yunyun saw what he was thinking and urgently shout: "Not the book!! Don't touch the book!!"

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Even others Third class students opened they eyes wide. But there was no stooping of Kazuma as he outreach arm with open palm toward that teacher, to do his nearly signature move. He shout "Ste~eal!!" With a gust of wind, that book changed its owner, and the grinning boy victoriously rise its hand, that hold that stolen item.

Yet Yunyun was terrified and urgently shout toward her dear friend. "Megumin, dodge!!" She make an example of making haste withdraw toward her seat.

The other mage saw how that woman's hand were shaking, from not having book in them as if it was a Cold Turkey withdraw effects from some hard core bookworm addiction. Still, with the kitten in her hands, she do the emergency jump between the tables.

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Then that woman hands slip down toward her torso, lifelessly hang next to her. She had expression of someone who fallen into a depression, and turned her head to blank look directly at the mischievous boy.

Do you know the situation?; when a secretary with a stack of documents in haste trip, and fall, resulting in paper sheets to flow everywhere?

Then imagine that it happened to entire delivery truck.

So from every hidden corner of Yomiko Readman travel coat, spill out paper sheets as if someone open valve on a full. Her sleeves were like a fireman's hose and fire sprinklers, spitting out paper under a pressure.

Then come an avalanche… of a paper.

That boy dint have a time to shout (What nonsense, is this?!!), when a tide-wave from collapsed dam, twice high that the challenger, jumped at him like an open grabby hand. It swallowed him fully.

Right then, obeying the will of its master, the wave make a 90 degree turn and smashed onto the class board; wallpapering the entire thing by layer of paper sheets.

Suddenly, just as the natural disaster come, it pass away. Wave calmed down, sitting down. Some paper sheets were floating around, because of the unexpected wind blow the entire event created. There was this little hill as if wind gather every leaf from a park right in front part of this class.

Yet, Kazuma boy was completely covered by paper, from head to toes, and this mummy was glued onto wall, hanging there limbs spread, in good meter above floor.

The rest of party at doorway was covering behind front tank Albedo, who dint even bother to think, that she shall make any defensive counter measure against only that. She actually noticed, what they all doing, that they take her for a boulder that will protect them from that attack. At first, she was ready to make a complain. But when Ainz put his hand on her shoulder, also covering behind her, she quickly pipe down, having a blessed expression, to be finally helpful for her lord. Some can expect, she will start planning wedding right at that moment.

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Plus there was this duo girls on first row in class, who were chatting between themselves. But Reimu was more annoyed that impressed. "I hate to admit, but her control over the enchanted paper is far superior to me. Whats the point of using superior writing, when she can bend to her will, the medium itself? Plus the raw amount she used, is just a flex for any first encounter."

Blonde Marisa was grinning. "Yea, I pick Patchouli over her every time. She was more like; (Oh a visitor? How daring. Lets beat her ass out of here.) Nah. If she was not a tsundere, she will serve tea and cookies, over a small talk." [Patchouli Knowledge, is a very smart, anemic and asthmatic magician (Witch) from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Shes also a book worm whose day outfit is a nightgown pajamas.]

Except the black haired maiden uttered a stingy response. "Are you sure, it had nothing to do with a fact?; that you are a book kleptomaniac, and crimson mansion had this giant library?"

Megumin immediately reacted at the mentioning of crimson mansion, so she stand up next to them eye sparkling, wanting to know more. So the duo of magicians engage in chatting. Heck even Chomusuke in her arms seems to be interested in topic. That's why that shrine maiden had a question as why the mages are so obsessed with the books. She clearly don't get it as she had only experience with a master – apprentice intensive training and scrolls. And that's why the little kitten grinned with mischievous wide smile, leaving that Shinto girl, with a question; if that critter mocking her.

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Meanwhile, that paper master esper, who wield the name The Paper, stand up from her chair. She dint look like she is fine, but she climb walk toward the mummy in uneasy step as if to not slip up on paper. On every step that paper blanket cranked under her. She make effort to reach the boy, respective the book. That items, without a word or any resistance, has been released from under the wallpaper, directly onto reader hands.

It calmed her down to the point she take a deep breath. Then she make sure to remove only the necessary paper sheets from the mummy, so the boy can breath through nose, see and hear. She make a frown as she puff her checks at him, looking insulted. "Oh common, I nearly finished to figuring out the gig, and you ruined it for me." Realizing that this lad probably don't get what she means, she rise finger in (No, no!) gesture. "Stealing is bad, because you will newer know what retaliation will you unleash. Especially if we talk about this one bad boy." She tap the book, giving a hint, as if the Master of ignorance was not her trait, but some kind of trick of a magical book.

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The teacher was already on her way back, dint even think for a second to clean up this mess, when Yunyun practically forced herself on woman's face, having something urgent to said. "Sensei!! I gathered everybody here, today! So please!; start the class!!" That woman had fully confused expression, she tried to make a step back to restore her personal space. But the eager zealous girl, press on, practically pushing that teacher back, onto wall in nearly kabedon flirting picking up move, that neither of them noticed. "Sensei!! The class is ready for you, to teach us."

Some of (her classmates?) obviously dint like her idea. But a hard truth was ready to harshly drop fall, directly on the head of a future village leader fragile hart.

Yomiko in clear confusion asked: "What class?" Of course this statement cause a lot of (He?) and (What?) as if she was not aware that she is teacher of this class. By simple pointing by a finger gesture from Yunyun, she was guided to look up at the students siting on they spots. Many of them were curious of what will happen next as that woman cutely tilted her head to side for second or two to get a different angle on the situation. Then she just drop the question. "Why are you all still here? Go outside already, and pursue your dreams!"

This statement pushes Kazuma to tears of emotion. But because he was pinned on table and cant talk, it was half-crying Subaru, who make a scene. "Why this teacher?; just by single sentence, skyrocketed on student popularity meter, to be the most popular one among student body?! Is this really what a true sage wisdom look like?!" Emilia make a comment, note or rather a question; that teachers are for teaching them a stuff. Followed by Puck about matter of personal investment. So cursed boy bark back to correct the difference. "You referring to those, who teaching you something useful for a life. Something you actually need. I referring to mass educations of ridiculously great amount of useless stuff, you cant use. Something that is a waste of you time, and its there only for converting you into an obedient pawn who is a replacement cog in system, whose scale is too big for you, to fight back in normal sense. It make me broke!" [financially poor]

Even Tania uttered a comment about requesting a quality in education. So she was questioning, if what they do these days, can be even qualified as engaging in educational school life. Visha next to her had a cold sweat drop on her tense face, but she keep silent.

Albedo do a proud stand up and mocking "Pche!" to the common folk, as she was practically something like prime minister for a nation. But Ainz will had same expression as Visha, because the current task of their guild is to protect the vault with a top tier legendary gear, left by others top player from guild. Without him around, the employed personal to act as his minions, will have a difficulty to found a new meaning of life.

And nobody react to Kazuma on wall, struggling in vain to get out of his Mummy costume. Except Aqua who had a blue pale expression of fear, while glad to dodge this paper bath bullet, by not following her team members. She prepared a full party course to do, and waited for a good opportunity to show off in front of entire new audience, but that moment newer came.

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Yet Yunyun press further. "Sensei, come o~on, don't joke around! You newer even tried to teach us anything and always just read yours books. Please, take this seriously! At last once! Because if you don't; everyone will just leave after one or two hours. Some in few minutes."

Yomiko climb down the hill. "From main point of view, your approach to your dream is wrong. You taking this school thing too seriously, missing the main point. Yet if you don't calm and relax, you get early wrinkles." Trying to change the topic, paper master outstretched her hand in (Come to me!) toward that pile of paper. And the pile had responded. Individual sheets of paper flow up and as they move toward her, they start forming something like train, or wind stream flow of paper. It flow under her coat as if it was stacking into tray, ready to be used in giant printing machine. All of them had been in perfect state, not a single flaw. At first it was just one train, then add more and more, until the moving masses make a breeze. Picking them up take more time that releasing them.

After a moment the mess was cleared. Except the white mummy on the board, who was left there on purpose as to prove something. Because Yunyun once again began persuade teacher, Aqua used this window of opportunity to run toward Kazuma. She start pealing off one sheet after another, carefully stacking them in other hand. From start that method will take a long time as there must be a hundred of them at last. It was not clear if she don't know that she can use a big splash of water to disable the absolute paper master control over that paper. Or, she was paying a respect as another user of paper, this time as a master of origami and paper folding.

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Meanwhile that initial gust of wind trigger the awaking in a sleeper, on fourth desk of the front row. It was drunk Oni daemon girl Suika Ibuki, a short blonde girl with duo of horns that look more like a tree branches or rots, that antlers or horns. She wears a brackets at wrists, that were just a metal chains shackles but with some crystal shaped weights at end. She was sleeping with her head down on the table, so when she awake with a drunk hiccup, to look around whats going on she glanced at the group of visitors, standing on the doorway. She narrow her eyes, as if she had clouded seeing, to directly glance at Albedo. Especially at her boobs. All she saw at that moment, was a sexy body horned person, with a massive rack.

Then she got excited, throwing her hands drunk-happy up. "Hey partner! Dint you beat the shit out me, to not need to go on this social gathering? Or are you so drunk, that you forgot that, and got here anyway?"

Of course succubus objected, that the Oni demon girl, mistake her for someone else.

Plus the other two girl on first row make comment about, that this girl tell them; that she lost a Rock, size, paper game, to go. Then, when they combined all (the game, the drinking, the usual violence of Oni resulting in melee combat); they make this noise/bark of (Oh! Now I get it.); as they imagined, Suika's upper body buried in dirt, her hand in a convulsion reaching up, with some gesture like scissors, and the other player make a contra move with a rock gesture and declare: ("You lose!")

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Short Suika somehow stand up from her desk and drunk walk over the woman in white dress. "The hell you talking about? Trying to trick me with a fancy tablecloth you wear? I will recognize those honko-bongos anywhere." She was like half size (not counting horns), and she rise up her hand above her head up toward that rack. Then she light tap-slap one of the succubus breast from side by back of her palm. It shall be a prof of her saying, but on spot, she dint even look at them, when she realize something is off.

Albedo had this (Do you have a death wish?!) stare, as she barely hold herself from not attacking.

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But the short girl, fighting with her drunkenness, rise her heavy head, to look up toward that blossom. She frown at that pair, having a dark shadow on her punk face expression. Then she mercilessly slammed both of her open palms on the duo in front of her, grabbing them harshly. "The hell, is with this premium stuff?! Partner, who do you kill for those?! Share with me…"

Albedo had enough. Before that drunk one had a chance to finish her (...how to get them?!) request, she shout in anger. "Get your hands of me, You fifty creature!!" She slammed her fist into that girl cheek, sending that small frame, head first to crash onto the floor.

That girl on painful impact, not moan or shriek, but burp so hard, that the party got hit with the alcohol foam.

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That scent was so strong that Tanya complained: "Do you idiots drinking here a gasoline?! At last pick something normal!"

That Oni girl, even after receiving that shot form that woman dint faint out, but lying on floor, she giggle. "What a lady slap. He, he. I think you are not my buddy. Whatever…" She pull out a bottle, that look like butter pumpkin, that was just the right shape and size, it fit right into her palm. She shake it to let them know by noise it produce, that it have liquid in it. "I don't know what this gasoline is. But you are not the first one who asked for it.When we pour my good stuff, into the g.a.s. tank of the whatever b-- b-- bike… Eh... That metal horse, fart a flames from its ass, all the way it run, until it crash onto fence. Then they bring bigger and bigger metal horse, until they start to talk something about a boat. Its just a piece of wood and a paddle. Why it need to fart a flames? They had this really big metal bottle on wheals, big enough for me to swim. But I said to them, that if they don't intend to drink my good stuff, I not filling that."

And then she once again drink hick-up. "He~ey, when this public gathering will went onto its after the stuff, party zone? I really need to resume drinking. I am so glad you newer run out. He, he." She put that bottle on her chest, to have it closer to her hearth.

Because the visitor, clearly realized what kind of actual treasure, that girl had in her possession; It was Marisa, who delivered them, the bad news, with a mischief grin. "You shall know, that Suika's good stuff are not meant for mortals. So sorry boys and girls. You fond the sacred fountain. But unfortunately, its a poison for humans and such. Nothing we do to it, can save it, or taste good after the cocktail making. But if you need to instant crash down, then go ahead. But make sure you have bucket and a healer at hand."

Aqua give that bottle a glance, and sigh. "I hate it! But she saying a truth! Its hard enchanted to the taste of user, who got it as divine gift. And it come out as a stuff, that only a specific daemons can handle." That Oni girl shouted, (Party for life!), but the blue priestess frown, making a warning for other. "And don't! That thing is actually cursed!"

Yet once again that girl shout. "I don't give a shit, that its cursed, it work! I am the only one who can handle it. Actually, I am the only one, for who the down site is not a problem." She make a wicked grin. "I have se~ecre~et ♪. He, he."

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Albedo make a complain, and on spot try to flirt with Ainz, on witch the Oni girl compare her to a headless chicken. So the Succubus got a shock. No! At that moment she acted and sounded like a pure maiden in troubles. "What that even means? Why you to, said that to me?"

But Suika Ibuki got sour. No she got a sober little as she tried to support herself to sit up and look at the black-white woman. "Are you for real? You have this bombastic body. So, use it!" Then this horned girl, noticed that the taller giving too much of her attention to that skeleton standing behind her. That dropped her mood. No, she went sarcastic. "I see the problem here. He, he." Because virgin succubus don't get that pun, and start complaining, that girl look at the group of visitor and rise her pointing finger at one of them. "And who is this one, with the stomach ache expression? He don't look like someone I will know from one of my parties."

Visha, acting as proper assistant make a quick introduction. "Oh that Colonel Rerugen he is also a teacher for our class. He arrived shortly after us, but stayed behind a corner. I am quite impress, that you can tell by just single look, that he had supported himself against the wall as if he had a stomach ache."

Some of the visitors were honestly surprised to see him, (down?) here.

Yet him, with a dark shadow on his face, he make his iconic gesture of fixing his eye glasses, who slip little down from they correct position, back to where they belong. "I heard enough!" Putin on a serious expression he push thought, to enter the class room.

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[Notes:]

Yunyun [Kazuma group (KonoSuba)]: A chief daughter from crimson mages village, who struggle with loneliness. Due to her being perhaps the only normal person in the Crimson Magic Village, Yunyun was often ignored and forgotten, and her good nature was often taken advantage of by classmates at academy, and Megumin. After purposely delaying her leveling to stay with Megumin, Yunyun learned intermediate magic to save Megumin sister from monsters. As those two traveled together they were often compared as sisters, due to they similar appearance, except the blossomed rack/chest.

Yomiko ReadMan [R.O.D. group (Read or Die): "Read or Dream, (Three Sisters) Detective Agency"] She is half English half Japanese and a British library secret service agent/ operative; "The Paper". She love books to the point her apartment is stacked by books from floor to roof. Her cloak contains many inner pockets for her supplies of paper "ammunition"which can control to unbelievable amount and precision. Except that she unbelievable clumsy. She loves books so much, that her house look more like a store house, filled by read books to the top.

Read or Die (R.O.D.) is action, spy, thriller, where people of strong personalities wield an esper powers are gathered around famous libraries in specific secret organizations, shaping the world events from behind the stage curtain.

Reimu Hakurei [Touhou Project] is the main protagonist of the Touhou Project series along with the deuteragonist, Marisa Kirisame. As the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine, she manages the Hakurei Border of Gensokyo and exterminates troublesome youkai. It has been said that: "Out of the generations of shrine maidens, her sense of danger is the most lacking and she has meager training, yet her power is considerable." Beside taking care about the shrine, she is often the one who is call to resolve an incident. But because most of the incidents are from; (elders who got bored or sentimental, caused/cast something that grow to point its a nuisance for residents of Gensokyo or her), her go-to method of solving the incident, is to beat the shit from whoever caused the trouble. She really a prove to saying, that if violence don't solve all your problems, then you don't use enough of violence.

Marisa Kirisame [Touhou Project] is an ordinary human magician who specializes in light and heat magic and currently resides in the Forest of Magic. She is considered to be the deuteragonist of the Touhou Project series along with the main protagonist, Reimu Hakurei. She having a habit to self-invite or trespass to others property, and shows a kleptomania on magical books. She aim to be the best magician around, but struggle to get popular as her methods differ from the main protagonist. "It ain't magic if it ain't flashy. Danmaku's all about firepower." -Marisa

-A deuteragonist is the second most important character in a story, after the protagonist, serving as a crucial supporting figure who often acts as a foil, companion, or even an opposing force, providing contrast or alternative perspectives to the main hero.

-Suika Ibuki [Touhou Project] is currently the only Oni living on the surface in Gensokyo. The rest of the Oni live underground in the Ancient City. Like most oni, she has a ridiculous amount of strength and loves to drink sake. Her personality is jolly and childish, as you'd expect from her appearance. She is strong enough to throw large boulders with one hand. Suika loves to party with all her heart. Along with Yuugi Hoshiguma, she is one of the Four Devas of the Mountain. Please had on mind, that those shackle's on her are not a toys and fulfill an important task, allowing her to be a member of society.

-The setting of the Touhou Project lies in a haunted region of Japan called Gensokyo (Gensōkyō, lit. "Land of Illusions" or "Land of Fantasy"), sealed away from the outside world by the Great Hakurei Barrier. Reimu Hakurei is the protagonist of the project, who lives at the Hakurei Shrine that lies on the said barrier. She, along with the deuteragonist Marisa Kirisame, set out to solve various incidents that happen throughout the land, mostly caused by youkai. With this, they're both youkai exterminators. (Mostly only beat them up.) The land is mainly inhabited by humans and youkai alike, who live in their own regions. Humans mostly settle in the Human Village, whilst youkai can be found mostly anywhere, such as the Youkai Mountain, the Forest of Magic and Makai. Some species include magicians, beasts, vampires, ghosts, tengu, mermaids, and kappa. There are other species that could be youkai depending on definition, such as fairies, spirits, phantoms, vengeful spirits, poltergeists, hermits, oni and gods.

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