A few days after leaving Capsule Corp…..
Mai dropped Kaine off at Master Roshi's house in an airplane. Thank you Mai, that will be all. Go home and manage my finances please. Kaine commanded. Yes sir. She replied. Is anyone home? He asked loudly from the front door after knocking. He hopped in the house tactically and silently through the opened window to see the old hermit staring at women doing yoga workouts on the TV. The Saiyan couldn't be mad at the hermit as many women in dragon ball were curvy and sexy, at least in this world.
Hehehe…. One, two….. One, two Hehehehe. MASTER ROSHI!!! GET YOUR DOWN BAD ASS UP AND TRAIN ME. Kaine yelled. IN A MINUTE!! The Hermit yelled back. I'M GETTING MY MORNING WORKOUT IN. GO GET SOME FOOD FROM MY FRIDGE OR SOMETHING KID. He yelled again. Instead of getting mad the Saiyan obliged since he was very hungry and thought it would be funny and petty to come to his house on an empty stomach solely so he could purposefully ransack his fridge.
10 minutes later…....
Hehehe…. Good one. Master Roshi said after his show was finished. He walked into his kitchen and was too stunned to speak. There the fat fuck of a man was, lying on the ground next to his refrigerator like a pig, having raided it of all its contents. He could do nothing but watch with shocked stupor. I've been ransacked, you ate all of my damn food. The hermit said, still stunned. BUUURRRRP….My bad…. Kaine apologized.
Why did you come here in the first place he asked, awestruck. Our hunt for the dragon balls ended and you said you would train me after my journey was over. The Saiyan replied. Oh…. lessons. Master Roshi Said downcast. You must know my lessons aren't free Kaine. Master Roshi said sagely. Name your price, old boy. The darkskinned Saiyan said with a confident smirk. You must find me a beautiful young girl. Fine he said quickly. For the funnies and so the story could progress the right way Kaine bought him the most chopped woman he could find on the beach. I'm talking Gorlock status. Evil ass woman called "gorgeous" by pathological liars disguised as empowering individuals. NOOOOO KAINE, I WANT A WOMAN LIKE THIS. He showed him a picture of a girl from one of his magazines. Ohhhh you want a beautiful young girl. My bad I must've not heard you. He said sarcastically. The saiyan bought back a mermaid to pumpfake again because if he remembered correctly from the story, she hit him with her tail after he- DAMN!!! You good UNC?! Kaine yelled making sure Roshi wasn't dead. He was face down. I do not remember her throwing a mean left hook like that. What the fuck. I'm guessing the lesson was to keep ya guard up huh? Kaine guessed. Y…..yes, Roshi said from the grass of his island still face down.
Soon after the master recovered and got back to instruction. Alright Kaine, your next task is to bring me another- Yoooo Master Roshi, someone coming this way. The Saiyan said, interrupting him. A few moments later a short bald kid that looked like a grown ass man back flipped head first into the sand on the Island. "You must be the great Master Roshi right?" The bald kid asked. My name is Krillin, I've come from a temple in the east and I wish to become your humble student. Please train me. The short bald dude now named Krillin asked. The short prodigy of the Orin Temple had entered Kaine's story where the two would have many adventures together. I don't train anybo- I got this for you. Krillin interrupted Roshi while pulling out a playboy magazine. The OG folded like a lawn chair and was nose deep in the magazine's contents.
So who are you? Krillin turned to the tall Saiyan asking. I'm his pupil, Kaine said nonchalantly. So you like fighting? He asked. Yeah, that and many other things. Kaine said not planning on alluding to anything. Krillin, Upon further inspection I will train you but my lessons aren't free. Roshi said. Krillin we have to find a bad bitch, The Saiyan said no longer caring for the dialogue the 2 would have. Y...yes do that, I'll be inside getting read- reviewing the next lesson. The old master stuttered out before he went inside. Get on my back Kaine said, looking at Krillin seriously. Wha-
Moments later….
WOOOOOAHHHHH. Krillin yelled, holding onto the Adonis Saiyan's back for dear life trying not to fall off as he David Hasselhoffed his way through the water towards a nearby beach at subsonic speeds. Heh, don't fall bald nigga. Kaine said, trying not to laugh. Author's note: I'm Black. I can say that. The new duo made it to a desert and walked into some wild west looking juke joint and they were genuinely letting off shots in that place. Kaine grabbed Krillin and a table for cover.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? The short man exclaimed. Looks like they got themselves a shootout going on. Kaine replied. He peered out from around the corner and saw a blonde woman holding an uzi blasting in every direction. Hot damn, launch looked sexy as fuck. He thought. The violent woman known as Launch was as Kaine described. A beautiful Blonde woman who wore a green tube top and short tight brown shorts showing off her hips and thick thighs. She had some F cup breasts barely being contained by her green tube top. And a fat bubble butt sticking out behind her asking to be spanked. Anyone that did spank her would have Lead inside them by the time they tried to walk away. She also had her signature red bow holding her currently blond curly hair since she had probably sneezed before Kaine and Krillin showed up.
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Hey! the tall Saiyan yelled before raising his hands into the air before Launch swiss cheesed his shit. Let's not do anything rash now, He said nervously. Launch paused looking the martial artist up and down before walking up to him. You're quite the hunk aren't ya. You're not from around here? Launch questioned the young man in a less threatening voice. The name is Kaine. Nice to meet ya. He said, shaking her hand. Krillin, she looks hot doesn't she, Kaine said out loud while looking back at the bald man. Y….yeah but Kaine she seems a little crazy. Krillin said. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE PUNK! Launch pointed her gun at the short man. The Saiyan's heart started thumping. He liked the blonde woman's attitude. She was awakening parts of him he did not have as a former human.
Hey Launch, would you mind coming with me and my friend? Kaine asked her, trying to confirm if his ability worked. I'll do what you want hunk, I don't get to see eye candy like you often. She said in a flirtatious way. Krillin's mouth was on the floor, completely flabbergasted. We're going to Master Roshi's house and we need your help. He said before pulling out one of Pilaf's expensive vehicles from a capsule. Why didn't you drive that thing here? Krillin asked, shocked and annoyed. Because I thought it would be funny. Kaine answered simply.
Mai taught the Saiyan how to drive the other vehicles and his Saiyan brain and visual prowess made it easy for him to learn quickly. He made good use of that when driving the three of them back to Master Roshi's house. Again Launch, I'm really sorry for making you do all this. The Saiyan apologized. Don't worry handsome, I'm only doing this cause you asked me, and besides, I think I could have more fun in this life of crime with a sexy partner like you. Launch said all while looking into the tall darkskinned mans eyes with a blush and a smirk. The awestuck man stared back at Krillin still blushing and the bald dude had an absolute gob smacked look on his face.
A little while later in our trip some of Launch's stray hair blew onto her nose causing her to sneeze. Ah....AH....AHCHOO!!!! Her hair changed to a blackish blue color. Oh….My….. where am I? The more innocent demeanor Launch asked.
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You agreed to help me and my friend here get training from our master. Kaine said going on to elaborate the situation to the innocent half of her while making sure to put his hand on her shoulder to activate the ability again for safe measures. Again I'm really sorry for making you do this Launch. He apologized. It's okay, you seem like a nice and trustworthy guy, plus I think you're cute. She confessed honestly while blushing. You were so brave and strong, saving me from those policemen. She said holding her blushing face with her eyes closed. Oh.... neat. He said while blushing. Krillin just gave up. I'm gonna take a nap, Kaine. Wake me up when we get there. He said.
A little while later.
Hey Master Roshi, we got a girl out here for you, Kaine said impatiently. Hey Kaine, about those fake policemen- they were real. She said honestly. When I sneeze people say my hair changes color and I have a chaotic personality, she said while laughing. Oh…..neat. The Saiyan said again shocked while Krillin had fallen backwards comically. I'm making you both my students. Master Roshi said while smiling perversely.
Master Roshi started spouting some bullshit about "martial arts is good for your oily pours Launch" The perceptive Saiyan recognized his behavior offered to assist in helping in order for the plot to move the way he wanted it to. I think it's good for you Launch, you will be able to defend yourself, He said trying to convince her. Well… Okay, but only because you asked me, Kaine and it makes sense too, considering how strong you are. She said blushing while gazing up at him. From the corner of his eyes he saw that the old pervert looked pissed. But Kaine didn't want the hermit to see him laugh so he played it off with a shy thank you. Oh…. Well thanks Launch. He said chuckling.
Master Roshi made the group wear some maid outfits so he could bait Launch into trying a sexy outfit on. That fabric was less restricting by a large mile compared to her previous attire because her huge F cup tits and fat dump truck of an ass jiggled with every step she took. Her fat ass swallowed the entire G string only leaving two plump jiggling pillows moving with every single step she took. Kaine and Master Roshi turned and looked at each other at the same time saying in unison, "DAMN!" Resembling a fresh prince and his uncle.
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A fly suddenly flew by and Launch sneezed again and instantly tactically surveyed the environment with plans of escape before she saw her Saiyan hunk and stopped. Hey handsome, you get what you was looking for here? She asked before staring down at her fit. Oh, you dirty boy, getting my innocent half all dolled up in some Pervy Maid outfit for your entertainment, I can serve you some real entertainment. She said while strutting up to him sexily before capturing his lips in a sloppy French kiss.
They parted from the kiss a few moments later, still connected by their saliva. It was actually Master Roshi's Idea Kaine said pointing to him. It was now was it? She asked angrily before moving in front of Kaine protectively and pulling out a mac-10. She genuinely just let that shit sing like mariah on Master Roshi. The smoke from the gun made her sneeze again and she turned back into innocent Launch. Oh my goodness, did my other half hurt you guys? Launch asked with concern. Nahhhhh. Kaine responded before busting out laughing.
Master Roshi realized his Island was too small to do any serious training on so he relocated his new students and himself to a bigger Island taking his entire house with him. I'm serious. Roshi made the two do a foot race to test their speeds. 10.4 Seconds, not bad Krillin. Roshi said. Then came Kaine's turn. On your mark, get set... GO- VROOOM. The moment Master Roshi said go the energetic young man was already back in front of him. .... 0.1 S ... .Seconds, n….not bad Kaine. Roshi said, gobsmacked. Krillin fell over comically once again. Roshi explained the principles of surpassing normal human limits to the two for the rest of the day and gave them one more task.
He threw a stone into the air and told the two to go find it on the Island and there were certain things in canon that Kaine could not defy. Such as Krillin finding the stone first. The burly Saiyan went to bed hungry that night like he was a rapper before the fame. Launch slid for her man, unknowingly lacing these niggas food with pufferfish.
Master Roshi came in the next morning to perv on Launch who had turned blonde in her sleep and instinctively cuddled herself with the Saiyan. He tried to wake him up without waking her but the mischevious man mentally commanded her to wake up and she pulled out a….. Is that a gen five- Kaine asked himself. Launch blew the turtles top off.
What's going on? Kaine said, feigning being oblivious. Don't worry sweetheart, mama was just taking care of some bad man. Then she proceeded to tongue kiss her man while straddling his lap. A huge boner grew in the energetic Saiyan's pants and hotdogged its way in between Launch's fat ass cheeks. Mmmmh you getting excited baby? The Raunchy Milf whispered in the Horny Saiyan's ear. The hung teenager responded by gripping her fat ass with his left hand. Mmmh Grope me all you want hunk. Launch replied while grabbing Kaine's right hand and placing it on her breast so he groped her there as well. They sat there making out and fondling each other for a little bit till Kaine locked in. Ok Launch, I have to go train. I'll give what you really want later. The Saiyan said in a husky voice. i'll be waiting for you Stud. Launch said, sultrily. Cmon Roshi get up! Kaine said, pulling the nearly unconscious master off the floor.
Master Roshi started the physical Training of the Turtle student by making them into fed ex employees minus the fed ex trucks. Kaine and Krillin were tasked with had to delivering milk across the countryside, by foot. They carried the crates up mountains, through deserts, across waterfalls, away from dinosaurs. You name it. Then there was the mid morning training. That's the moment the Saiyan truly realized there's levels to this shit and that starting with a bonus chest could only take you so far. He needed to know if he had the ability to dogwalk everyone in the tournament and even surpass Roshi. After that the Saiyan and the human started working them fields and became sharecroppers.
Krillin thought it was hell and suddenly heard Kaine humming a tune. Hey Kaine? Krillin spoke up suddenly. What is it Krillin? The burly man stopped in his tracks wondering what was wrong. How do you stay so positive, so confident? The short monk asked. It's because I know as long as I don't die, the training will be worth it. He responded. When I'm faced with an overwhelming foe I get excited. As long as I'm not dead, every grueling experience provides experience. If that makes sense. The Saiyan elaborated.
I can grow from it. Plus we're getting trained by the great Master Roshi and we're making great strides too. Why shouldn't we be confident? The Saiyan said incredulously. He crouched down to the bald man's level. We're goated Krillin. You and I. For as long as we live. Remember that. What does that mean? Krillin asked. G.O.A.T Greatest Of All Time. An exaggeration but not as exaggerated as you may think. Kaine added finally. Fist bump me. The saiyan said, holding out his hand like a certain Jinchuricki with a similar skin tone to his own.
The friends made it back home and Launch made them a gourmet feast. Kaine grabbed Krillin's hand before he could touch the pepper. "You don't want to go down that rabbit hole" He said ominously. The bald nigga was confused but understood a few seconds later and went back to eating. We had a boring ass lecture the next day before going inside to eat. Launch pump faked Krillin and Master Roshi, having almost sneezed 2 times. The spectacle was amusing to Kaine.
The student became construction workers for a lil bit. After that they moved a large boulder. Or rather Kaine did. Then they swam from sharks in a lake. Then they did some reaction practice against satan's greatest soldiers, 1 thousand bees while tied to a rope. After that they did it all again with 50 pound turtle shells. For the next 7 months. It wasn't easy for the pair but they felt much stronger. Kaine had feared that his gains would be diminished because of his strength prior being much greater but a power sensed through ki can be so much more potent if refined enough and can grow leaps and bounds under even the most basic of training. This shit was NOT basic however.