"Qin Yu! You've gone too far!"
With a bang, the teacher slammed his hand on the table, glaring angrily at Qin Yu.
As for Qin Yu? He stood obediently in place, as still as a telephone pole, not moving an inch.
"How could you insult a student in public! If we hadn't arrived early, you'd probably be beaten to death!"
"Reporting, teacher! They couldn't kill me! If you had arrived later, they might have been exhausted."
"You...you're hopeless!"
"But you can burn!"
"Qin Yu!!!"
The teacher trembled with rage, while Qin Yu stood obediently in place, his eyes gleaming.
Energy Reserve: 3151 points!
And the teacher was still increasing his limit! Providing over twenty points per second, he seemed quite furious.
The panting teacher slumped into a chair, his hand trembling slightly as he reached for his tea.
Seeing the goji berries floating in the teacher's thermos, Qin Yu suddenly straightened his face and shouted.
"Reporting, teacher, scientists have shown that drinking goji berries does not enhance male potency."
"Pfft!"
This spit wasn't just from the teacher in front of him; at least, he wasn't the only one.
After spitting out the spit, the teacher shakily looked up at Qin Yu, his eyes filled with shock.
Is this something a child should say?!
As for the other teachers, they silently pushed their thermoses filled with goji berries into a corner.
"I don't need to enhance male potency!"
"It doesn't work for hair growth either."
"I don't need to promote hair growth either!"
"Hehehe, who are you trying to fool!"
"You son of a bitch!"
Energy value surged to 45 per second...
Just as this bald teacher was about to have a stroke from Qin Yu's anger, a door suddenly opened, and a very beautiful female teacher pushed it open and hurriedly apologized to the teacher.
"I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! My student has caused you trouble!"
Upon hearing this, the bald teacher shakily removed his glasses, then pointed at Qin Yu with a trembling hand.
"He didn't just cause me trouble! He's practically trying to kill me! Teacher Zhao Youran! This child is so unruly! What are you keeping him around for! Expel him!!!"
"Huh?!"
The homeroom teacher, Zhao Youran, who had just arrived, widened her eyes instantly upon hearing this.
What happened? It was just a little mischief, and her student had already paid a heavy price for it. How did it escalate to the point of expulsion in the blink of an eye?
"No, it can't be that bad, can it?"
"It is! He!"
The bald teacher angrily pointed at Qin Yu, but before he could explain, Qin Yu had already looked at Zhao Youran expressionlessly.
"Reporting to the homeroom teacher, this teacher discriminates against me because of my background, believing that demons don't deserve to study in this sacred school. If you share this view, then I'm willing to leave, after all, I'm your student."
"Pfft!"
Qin Yu's righteous words nearly made the bald teacher spit out blood.
Clutching his chest and breathing heavily, the bald teacher rummaged on the table, seemingly looking for medication for his heart condition.
Seeing this, Qin Yu quickly pushed a water glass in front of him, a gentle smile on his face.
"Teacher, while goji berries don't cure baldness, boiled water is a cure-all. Here, drink more boiled water."
"I, I, get out!!!"
"Tsk, rolling around won't cure anything. I think you'd better not believe in those folk remedies. Here, drink some boiled water!"
"I'll drink your grandma!"
The bald teacher, suffering a heart attack, suddenly sprang up, grabbing his water glass and throwing it at Qin Yu, who quickly shielded his homeroom teacher beside him.
With a snap, the water glass shattered into pieces, spilling boiling water all over Qin Yu.
However, it was utterly useless. Qin Yu's skin was thicker than a dead pig's; he was completely unaffected by the boiling water.
Protecting Zhao Youran as they left the teachers' lounge, Zhao Youran anxiously checked Qin Yu for injuries, while Qin Yu expressionlessly picked up a goji berry from his shoulder and popped it into his mouth, chewing as he glanced at his homeroom teacher.
After a moment's hesitation, Qin Yu abandoned the idea of provoking the teacher.
The reason he had argued so fiercely with that bald teacher was mainly because the guy was inherently hostile towards him.
Otherwise, why would Qin Yu have deliberately caused trouble?
He was just a contrarian, not crazy. If others didn't initiate conversation, how could he find an opportunity to criticize them?
After all, the best way to deal with a contrarian is to ignore them, or tell them: "Yes, you're right."
Zhao Youran led Qin Yu back to school, constantly nagging and scolding him along the way, like a mother hen.
Qin Yu had a strong impression of this teacher.
After all, she was beautiful! Long legs! High nose! Oval face! Slim waist and full hips! A stunning beauty!
Most importantly, this teacher was new to teaching, hadn't suffered any student abuse, and hadn't gone through premature menopause; her temper was exceptionally good.
Some students even pursued her, and Zhao Youran smiled and made a promise to everyone:
Whoever could get perfect scores in all subjects, Zhao Youran would consider dating him.
This spurred the students' enthusiasm for learning to soar, but unfortunately, the passion only lasted six months.
It wasn't that Zhao Youran went back on her word, but rather that they simply couldn't learn!
Just when everyone thought that hard work would pay off, mathematics stepped forward and slapped them hard in the face.
Physics followed suit, immediately adding insult to injury.
Chemistry, not to be outdone, pushed the students into their coffins.
Biology, meanwhile, buried itself in the ground with a smile.
As it turns out, betting with a teacher never ends well, especially when it comes to academics.
After all, she's a teacher! She knows exactly what her students are capable of!
Leaving Qin Yu behind, Zhao Youran, who had been nagging all the way, pushed open the door. Qin Yu, who followed closely behind, quickly spotted Yuri in the crowd.
Qin Yu's class was an honors class. This wasn't because Qin Yu was particularly outstanding, but purely because his adoptive mother, Yuna, had such a special status.
She was a hero who had led an army against a demonic invasion. Of the Wild Horse Knights' three thousand men, fewer than 20 survived.
For such a hero, the school and government naturally treated her specially, thus Yuri successfully secured a spot in the honors class.
However, Yuri lived up to expectations and got in through her own efforts, so Yuna, holding the spot, simply threw Qin Yu in as well.
This resulted in Qin Yu being the only Level 1 martial artist among the forty-odd students in the class—a true chicken among cranes.
Seeing Qin Yu enter, the students all cast unfriendly glances. No one wanted to give this guy, who was dragging the whole class down, a friendly look.
But Qin Yu, hearing the energy boost notification, quickly broke into a wide smile and abruptly turned to Zhao Youran.
"Reporting, teacher! I have something to report to you!"
Zhao Youran was taken aback, then her face lit up with a bright smile.
"Go ahead."
Qin Yu nodded emphatically and pointed to the students below.
"These bastards are secretly drawing lewd pictures of you!"
"Pfft!"
The next moment, the entire class erupted in cheers.