Morgan Stark's First Interaction With Roy's Lovers (Pure Chaos)
Tony had wanted this to be a calm, peaceful introduction.
Tony, naïve:
"Yeah, Roy, bring your… uh… family to meet Morgan. It'll be fine."
Pepper stared at him like he had grown a second head.
Pepper:
"Your definition of 'fine' worries me."
Tony waved it off.
So Roy arrived at the Stark Lake House with all his lovers:
Grayfia, Velgrynd, Velzard, Scáthach, Sif, Amora, Lorelai, Death, Infinity, Natasha, Maria Hill, and Hela.
Plus Loki, who came specifically to watch chaos.
Tony immediately regretted everything.
Morgan Meets Grayfia — "Tiny Madam Baby."
Grayfia was the first to step forward, elegant as always.
She bent down to look at Morgan, who was in Pepper's arms.
Grayfia (soft tone):
"Such a small lady… such pure mana."
Morgan touched Grayfia's sleeve… and giggled.
Tony whispered to Pepper:
Tony:
"She likes silver hair. She's gonna be dangerous."
Pepper smacked his arm.
Velgrynd & Velzard — "Baby of Fire and Ice."
Velgrynd approached and instantly the temperature warmed.
Velzard approached and the temperature dropped.
Morgan sneezed.
Both dragon sisters froze.
Velzard gasped.
Velgrynd gasped.
Velzard:
"She sneezed at me.
Roy. Roy. That means she acknowledges my presence!"
Velgrynd:
"No, ice lizard. She sneezed at my aura."
They started bickering.
Morgan giggled again.
Tony:
"Why do we have temperature shifts in my living room—? Roy, FIX THEM."
Scáthach — "Baby Warrior."
Scáthach, the immortal warrior queen, inspected Morgan with a surprisingly gentle expression.
Scáthach:
"Hm. Strong spirit.
Potential for combat."
Pepper paled.
Pepper:
"She's two weeks old—"
Scáthach:
"Training can begin early. Mobility exercises, basic reflex—"
Roy grabbed Scáthach's shoulder.
Roy:
"She is not becoming a demigod berserker at two weeks."
Scáthach:
"…Three months?"
Tony:
"NO!"
Sif — "Baby Princess of Asgard."
Sif bowed with warrior grace.
Sif:
"Little Morgan, daughter of Stark, future shield-maiden of—"
Tony:
"No warrior titles! She's gonna be an engineer!"
Sif:
"…Shield-maiden engineer?"
Pepper actually considered that for a moment.
Amora & Lorelai — "Baby's Beauty Blessing."
The two Asgardian enchantresses walked up like runway models.
Amora:
"She shall be gorgeous one day. Should we bless her?"
Tony freaked out.
Pepper freaked out more.
Pepper:
"No enchantments on my daughter!"
Lorelai:
"Relax. Only a small charm so future suitors faint—"
Tony:
"NO!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
Loki laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
Natasha & Maria Hill — "Baby Training Regiment."
Natasha held Morgan like she had done it a thousand times.
Morgan stared at her intensely.
Natasha:
"She's analyzing me. Smart kid."
Maria Hill:
"At this rate, she'll run SHIELD by the time she's twelve."
Tony screamed internally.
Tony:
"CAN EVERYONE STOP GIVING MY DAUGHTER JOBS!?"
Death — "My Little Mortal."
When Death herself approached, the air went still.
Death touched Morgan's cheek gently.
Death (soft, eerie):
"She is fragile…
but I will never claim her soul."
Pepper exhaled in relief.
Tony didn't.
Tony:
"Wait— how often do you—?"
Roy:
"Tony. Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to."
Infinity — "The Baby of Endless Futures."
Infinity shimmered into form like a nebula taking shape.
Morgan reached out and grabbed her cosmic hair.
Infinity actually gasped.
Infinity:
"She touched me.
Roy… she touched me."
Roy (smiling):
"She sees everything as a toy. Welcome to babies."
Infinity looked delighted, emotional even.
Infinity:
"I adore her."
Hela — "I Desire Joint Custody."
Hela approached with cool elegance.
The moment Morgan looked at her, she smiled.
Hela froze.
Hela:
"…She smiled at me."
Loki:
"She smiles at everyone."
Hela:
"Shut up. I am claiming partial ownership."
Tony:
"NO. NO YOU ARE NOT. I'm already losing count of how many god-tier beings want to raise my child!"
Morgan Chooses Roy's Hair
Morgan reached toward Roy.
He picked her up.
She immediately grabbed a handful of his hair.
Hard.
Roy didn't even flinch.
Every lover in the room melted.
Grayfia:
"…She chose him."
Velzard:
"She likes Roy more than all of us."
Scáthach:
"She is a warrior indeed."
Tony (offended):
"Hey! I MADE HER!"
Hela:
"Yes, well, she still prefers Roy."
Tony died inside.
11. The Final Chaos – Morgan Uses Her Necklace
Suddenly the rune necklace Roy gave Morgan glowed.
A tiny bubble of protective cosmic energy popped out.
Everyone paused.
Loki:
"…Roy, your goddaughter just activated a universe-defense rune."
Roy:
"She's… talented."
Tony:
"Can she NOT throw universe-defense bubbles in my living room!?"
Morgan giggled and popped another one.
The room shimmered.
Velzard caught it.
Infinity admired it.
Hela wanted one.
Chaos exploded in friendly, cosmic family madness.
Pepper's Conclusion
Pepper held her head.
Pepper:
"…We are never having another baby meet-and-greet again."
Roy's lovers:
All:
"We want weekly visits."
Tony's face:
Pure despair.