Chapter 2 - Bug
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As his eyes slowly focused, Grey found himself lying on a bed, staring at the white ceiling of the hospital room. The smell of disinfectant drifted into his nose, giving him a stark realisation.
'Oh shit, Isekai plan failed. I am bedridden with injuries instead.'
Sitting up in panic to check up on the injured state of his body, Grey found some bizarre inconsistencies with his memory of his prior self.
Firstly, his body didn't seem to hurt all that much. Secondly, his hair seemed to have grown longer, even colored differently now. And lastly, he got two lumps of flesh on his chest now.
"A-A woman?? I b-became a woman?!"
His sudden shout startled the nurse nearby, who quickly attended to him before she went out to inform the doctor.
Meanwhile, Grey was grieving over the loss of his dear male organ, having never cherished the chance of using it in actual battlefields. Although praising the 'goddesses' at night with his 'pole' worked in his younger days, he only got a stronger right hand as a result, nothing else. A wasted youth. A wasted life.
'Hell, even the shrink-wrapping hadn't been peeled away from it! It was in 'MINT' condition till the end... *sob*... I lost the chance to use it. I truly failed you, junior.'
'The next time... the next birth when I get a dick again, I swear to fuck up all kinds of ladies with no exception! No more hoping and waiting for the right one!'
Grey grabbed at his hair, having not expected to transmigrate into the body of a woman. Not that he had anything against the fairer gender, but the reality of not having been able to dick around as he wished in the past turned his liver green with regrets.
As Grey continued to feel miserable even in his new life, while being harassed by the nurses on duty, a blue screen popped up in front of him.
As Grey stared at the blue screen in front of him, he felt as if even fate had planned a cruel joke on him.
<'Free Money Function' online! The user can transfer any amount to the designated beauty or spend any amount for them directly. No legal hassles involved>
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'Hahaha... so, just what am I supposed to feel now, huh? Conquer the beauties?? You... buggy system! You arrived one lifetime late! I became a beauty myself this time! How on earth am I supposed to be able to 'conquer' anything now?? Fighting barehanded... with my 'pole' no longer around...'
As Grey watched the nurses finishing their checkup of his body, he began to shed silent tears of sorrow over the faulty system, mistaking his present gender, a new prompt appeared in front of him.
Before Grey could wonder what new mess the system was preparing to throw at him, his vision blacked out again.
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As Grey woke up again, his new body felt very hot, especially in the waist area.
"Water..."
"Wait for a bit, Mommy! I will get it for you!"
Grey felt his throat becoming parched as he tried to adjust the focus of his eyes again. As he saw the now-familiar room again, the blue screen appeared in front of his eyes.
That was the last message from his supposedly new cheat system. His head still felt fuzzy when a glass of water was presented near his lips.
"Mommy, the water is here. Diane brought it for you~!"
As Grey's mind began to function again, he started to ponder the past system prompts, trying to come to terms with his new gender and reality. The sudden voice next to him startled Grey greatly as he glanced in that direction.
As he turned his head to look, Grey found a cute little girl, probably around four or five years old, standing near his bedside as she presented to him a glass filled with water.
The little angel appeared charmingly cute, with glossy black hair and big green eyes. Grey found her cute little face showed obvious concern towards him.
Grey's heart melted at the sight of the little cutie, as a strange warmth and sense of protectiveness came out from within him towards the little girl. But the term used by the little girl to address him startled Grey heavily.
'W-What? Mother? I am... her mother?? Holy shit! This lady was a mother already?! Meaning, she had been married before?? No, that means... a husband exists too, right?'
'No!! Fuck that shit! I want to bang ladies here, wish to bang the cuties... not to get banged by other dudes myself!'
Grey realised that his poor luck stats had followed him even in this life as well.
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