Although the weather in April wasn't great, Han Woo-sung was in a wonderful mood. While his Korean album's performance was mediocre, the response to his English and Japanese albums was quite good, selling a total of 100,000 copies in Japan and the United States.
Park Jinyoung's Manager called Han Woo-sung and said, "Woo-sung, you and Fei have a recording for Running Man. You need to head to the recording site and wait now."
Han Woo-sung: "Okay, I'll go with Fei noona right now."
Han Woo-sung and Fei rode in the same van to the RM recording site.
Han Woo-sung: "Fei noona, have you recorded Running Man before? I thought it looked very, very interesting when I watched the show!"
Fei replied to Han Woo-sung, "I haven't recorded it. In our group, only Suzy has done it. Suzy said the games in the show are very fun. I'm probably only going this time because the company squeezed you in and brought me along for the ride."
Han Woo-sung said with a look of ignorance, "Is that so? I really didn't know about that."
After arriving at the recording location and greeting the staff, they were led into a house to wait for the cast members to open the door. After waiting for about ten minutes, the members arrived. Yoo Jae Suk spoke up: "Ah! It's our new solo singer Woo-sung! I'm so sorry you were the last one we got to."
Han Woo-sung said with a hint of regret, "It's fine, the protagonist always appears last. Everyone, don't feel pressured. After all, it's normal to fear a god. Standing before you now is a solo singer who sold over 100,000 albums within a month of debut."
Lee Kwang-soo looked at him as if he were a fool and said, "Is this kid crazy? How can he be talking nonsense so early in the morning?"
Haha quickly added a jab: "Exactly! What god! Has the kid not woken up yet?"
Han Woo-sung glanced at the two and said, "As expected, just like my uncle, you have no eye for greatness! You do not fear the majesty of a god! I shall punish Lee Kwang-soo xi to not find a girlfriend for six years. I punish Haha xi to enter the hell of marriage by the end of this year. You two, hurry and accept the decree, and kowtow in thanks for the god's grace."
Ham Eun-jung, standing nearby, burst out laughing and asked Fei, "Is he always this funny?"
Fei said with a face full of disdain, "I don't know him. I didn't come in the same car as him either. I've never seen this person before."
Han Woo-sung's face suddenly turned beet red. He ran out, grabbed his assistant, and asked, "Why didn't you tell me Eun Jung sunbaenim was coming to Running Man? You made me embarrass myself here!"
The assistant said speechlessly, "You didn't ask me. I thought President Park told you. Besides, you were chatting with Fei the whole time in the car, so I didn't have a chance to tell you. Why are you blaming me?"
Han Woo-sung ran to the PD and said, "Please edit this part out. I'm not actually such a chuunibyou person. I belong to the aloof and emotional type."
Ham Eun-jung quickly said, "No need to edit it out, Woo-sung is very cute!"
Han Woo-sung smiled and said, "Is that so? Then let's listen to Eunjung Noona. I trust Eunjung Noona; noona wouldn't hurt me."
Kim Jong-kook said with an expression of disbelief, "This kid loses his mind as soon as he hears a pretty girl praise him. He's beyond saving."
Fei immediately started spilling the tea: "Ani—ani! He's basically never like this with the sunbaes in our company. He doesn't even smile much at Suzy. He just likes pretty girls from other groups. Last time, Suzy told me that when Woo-sung was promoting on Music Bank, he went to T-ara sunbaenims' waiting room and kept calling them 'noona, nomu yeppeo,' even saying that Suzy wasn't as good-looking as any member of T-ara."
Yoo Jae Suk turned to Eun Jung to confirm the truth: "Eun Jung-ah, is this true? Did Woo-sung xi start calling you 'noona, nomu yeppeo' as soon as he arrived at your practice room?"
Ham Eun-jung gave an affirmative answer: "Ne, that's how it was. He said many good things about us. Hyomin even considered Suzy's feelings at the time and asked, 'Suzy is also very beautiful, she's the dream girl of many people!' I didn't expect Woo-sung to directly retort, 'How many could that be? Compared to our T-ara, she's more than just a little bit behind.' Suzy was smiling when she walked into our waiting room, but after Woo-sung spoke, she didn't smile again."
Lee Kwang-soo and Haha immediately came over and grabbed Han Woo-sung, saying, "What's not pretty about Suzy? Do you still want to curse the two of us?"
Han Woo-sung started shouting: "Uncle, save me! Blood is thicker than water!"
Park Jinyoung spoke up: "Now you remember I'm your uncle? Back at the company when you said the songs I wrote were trash, why didn't you say I was your uncle?"
After being let go by Kwang-soo and Haha, Han Woo-sung said, "Park Jinyoung, you just wait! Don't let me catch a chance in the upcoming games!"
Gary spoke up: "How did it suddenly change to 'Park Jinyoung'? Wasn't he 'Uncle' just now?"
Han Woo-sung replied: "I'm actually not familiar with this Park Jinyoung person at all. You can tell just by looking at our faces; after all, I'm so handsome."
...The show's PD began to speak: "Alright! Now we will start the team assignments. The members of the yellow team are Lee Kwang-soo, Ji Suk Jin, Park Jinyoung, and Ham Eun-jung. The blue team consists of Kim Jong-kook, Haha, Song Ji Hyo, and Han Woo-sung. The four members of the red team are Yoo Jae Suk, Gary, Chun Jung-myung, and Fei."
Haha started criticizing the PD's distribution: "What kind of split is this? Why did you dump Han Woo-sung on us? We want Eun Jung and Fei!"
Han Woo-sung spoke up: "Haha hyung, it's normal to feel pressure when teaming up with a god. Although there is pressure, it will make you improve."
Haha also retorted: "What kind of god are you? A god from a shamanic ritual on a show?"
Han Woo-sung gave an equally outrageous response: "I'm too lazy to argue with a mere mortal. I'm going to eat Jajangmyeon first."
Haha mocked him: "Does a god need to eat noodles too?"
Han Woo-sung explained: "It's just that this weak and frail body needs to be fed."
While everyone was eating noodles, a voice suddenly said: "The delivery call for the first floor is here." The RM cast and guests immediately ran out, leaving only Han Woo-sung there eating his noodles.
By the time Han Woo-sung finished his noodles and went up, Kim Jong-kook began to berate him: "Why are you still eating! The game has already started! Do you not want to go home?"
Han Woo-sung explained: "You guys were too impatient and all ran down. I thought since there are so many people and only one ordering phone, if everyone goes, two teams will definitely return empty-handed. It's better to finish the noodles before completing the game. Look, I've filled my stomach, while you guys just wasted your energy."
Kim Jong-kook said speechlessly, "You'd better be useful in the game later, or else you're dead!"
Han Woo-sung replied to Kim Jong-kook: "OK, after all, I am a god!"
The three members of the blue team looked at Han Woo-sung with speechless expressions.
On the way to the next game location, the people in the car were chatting. Han Woo-sung: "Haha hyung, aren't you a singer? Can I collaborate with you if there's a chance in the future?"
Haha explained: "My music style is Reggae!"
Han Woo-sung felt it wasn't a big problem and said, "It's fine. Don't you know how to rap? You can just rap when the time comes."
Haha looked at Han Woo-sung and said, "Aren't you a rapper too?"
Han Woo-sung explained: "Ani, ani, it's just for this song. My singing is much better than my rapping; it's just that there's more rap in this Korean album."
Hearing this, Haha said: "OK, then have your Manager contact my assistant or Manager later."
...Arriving at the next game location, the production team said: "You need to guess what is inside the box. We will give you pedometers. After one round of the game, music will play. When the music ends, each digit '1' on the pedometer represents moving forward 1 millimeter."
The first round of the game began. The box was opened and closed for about three seconds. PD: "Please, blue team, give your answer."
While the three members of the blue team were still wondering what was inside, Han Woo-sung said, "The thing inside is ramen, right?"
The PD looked at Han Woo-sung and asked, "Are you sure it's ramen?"
Kim Jong-kook also looked at Han Woo-sung and said, "Did you see it? If you didn't see it, don't just answer randomly."
Han Woo-sung stated his analysis: "It's definitely ramen; it's impossible to put anything else. Isn't today a Jajangmyeon special? Could such a big lump be the sauce instead?"
PD: "The blue team's answer is correct."
Park Jinyoung looked at Han Woo-sung in disbelief and said, "How can this kid rely on guessing!" The others immediately chimed in: "You can't do that. If the production team had put something else, wouldn't you be finished?"
Han Woo-sung started acting up: "That's why I emphasized when I appeared that I am a god! The production team will arrange the game according to the god's will. Alright, no more talk from you useless mortals and the beautiful Eunjung Noona."
Hearing this, Fei immediately said, "Why are you treating me differently! Am I not your noona and sunbae? Why are your eyes only on Eun Jung! Eun Jung is someone who participated in We Got Married!"
Han Woo-sung immediately changed his face upon hearing this: "Is that so? Fei noona~ Yeppeoda. I don't like Eun Jung sunbaenim at all; my favorite is your group."
Ham Eun-jung immediately said upon hearing this, "You brat, how can you change your mind so quickly?"
Kim Jong-kook accused, "You kid, why did you defect immediately after hearing Eun Jung was on We Got Married? Do you like Eun Jung?"
Han Woo-sung replied, "I am a god. I don't particularly like Eunjung Noona; it's just that this body likes Eunjung Noona."
Park Jinyoung looked at Han Woo-sung and said, "This kid is already ruined. I feel like I need to arrange more assistants and Managers for him, otherwise it'll be bad if he starts dating."
Han Woo-sung didn't take it seriously after hearing that; after all, he wasn't single.