Bai Mo and Kakashi's group arrived at the film crew's base.
After a brief exchange of greetings, Kakashi looked around and asked Sandayū, "Where is Miss Koyuki Kazahana?"
"Alas, she heard we were going to the Land of Snow for filming and ran off by herself. We sent people to look for her, but we haven't found her yet. Kakashi-sama, could you and your team help us find her, please?"
Sandayū sighed and pleaded.
"Isn't that obvious? The people under you are just cannon fodder. With so few people, trying to go back and overthrow the regime to restore the country is nothing but suicide.
Have you made too many movies and now think that just shouting 'never give up' with passion will lead to success?
Please, not everyone is a Jinchūriki or an Uchiha, capable of bursting with power from anger or excitement.
Your princess has self-awareness; she knows going there would be suicide. Even if she overthrew the regime, she would only know how to make movies, not understand economics or politics, and thus couldn't develop the country."
Bai Mo's words made Sandayū very awkward.
Kakashi quickly smoothed things over: "It's alright, Mr. Sandayū, I'll help you... Huh?!"
Mid-sentence, Kakashi realized what Bai Mo had just said.
Restore the country?
Wasn't this a mission to escort a film crew?
"He's right, he said everything I was thinking!"
A female voice came from the doorway.
It was Koyuki Kazahana, who had been hiding and eavesdropping, or rather, the daughter of the previous Daimyō of the Land of Snow, Koyuki Kazahana.
"Sandayū, give up. Don't hold onto illusions anymore. We are destined to fail."
Koyuki Kazahana spoke with a pessimistic attitude.
"Actually, it's not necessarily a failure. Dotō Kazahana is currently engaging in militarism, developing chakra armor, and aiming to start a war. This is definitely a threat to other countries and ninja villages.
To eliminate this threat, supporting a Daimyō with little ability or ambition to take power is the simplest way.
His subordinates are all useless, but you can leverage the power of Konoha; they would certainly be happy to help you."
Bai Mo's tone shifted, offering a different narrative.
Hearing this, Sandayū's eyes lit up with hope again, and he looked at Kakashi.
As a renowned movie star in the Ninja World, Koyuki Kazahana naturally wasn't short on money and didn't need to conceal the mission rank for money like Tazuna from the Land of Waves.
"I need to consult Hokage-sama."
Kakashi's expression was serious.
"Prank, what about the prank?"
Naruto sat on a chair, waving his hands and shouting.
He didn't understand what Bai Mo was saying; he only remembered Bai Mo telling him earlier to come here to prepare props for a prank.
"Naruto, don't rush."
Bai Mo took two disposable cups and borrowed a cup of water.
He took a sip, gargled, and spat it into the other empty cup.
Then he handed the filled empty cup to Naruto.
"What do you want me to do?"
Naruto excitedly took the cup.
"Evenly sprinkle the water from the cup into your Konoha's... inside."
Bai Mo whispered the instructions.
"Aoh!"
Naruto's eyes lit up even more when he heard the destination Bai Mo mentioned.
He recalled that when he was painting the Hokage Rock, he ran out of paint when he got to the Fourth Hokage, so he had to fetch a bucket of fecal water instead.
"What is this for?"
Kakashi, who was about to leave to report to the Third Hokage, stopped and looked at Bai Mo in confusion.
"Don't worry, it's a very safe prank. No one will be in life-threatening danger—by the way, Kakashi, did you poop today?"
"Ah?"
Kakashi was still full of questions.
Why ask that question?
Of course, he had.
For the escort mission later, he had specifically taken care of business in a public restroom, clearing his bowels, preparing to set off in peak condition.
So why ask that question?
Kakashi was full of doubt.
Sasuke appeared indifferent to the prank, but his attention was constantly focused here.
He wanted to know what kind of strength Bai Mo, who seemed only three or four years older than them, possessed to be able to team up with Uchiha Itachi.
"Big Brother, I'm done!"
Naruto's voice arrived before he did.
"OK."
Bai Mo slightly raised his right hand and clenched his fist: "Crazy Diamond."
Crazy Diamond, ability activated!
At first, there was a moment of calm, as if nothing had happened.
But soon, painful shouts and cries erupted all around.
Kakashi's face changed dramatically upon hearing the sounds.
Didn't Bai Mo say there was no life-threatening danger, that it was just a prank?
Was it a deception, a disguise?
Kakashi hurriedly ran out of the film crew's base, went outside, and looked closely.
The horrifying sight made Kakashi never forget it for the rest of his life.
What was "snow fluttering in the human world," what was "flying freely in your heart"!
Countless unidentified objects were frantically chasing villagers, drilling into their backs... Kakashi suddenly felt a tightening sensation behind him.
This was ten thousand times more terrifying than the Thousand Years of Death inherited from his father, White Fang!
What kind of evil forbidden jutsu could produce such a terrifying effect!
Wait!
Kakashi suddenly remembered the question Bai Mo had asked him earlier.
Did he poop?
Why ask that question?
As Konoha's technician and a Ninja World celebrity, Kakashi's combat intuition and years of combat experience allowed him to deduce a possibility.
"Sharingan!"
Ignoring everything else, Kakashi flipped up his forehead protector, revealing his Sharingan, and relying on its insight, he vigilantly looked around.
Kakashi kept muttering, "Please don't be real," "I guessed wrong, I must have guessed wrong."
However, Kakashi soon saw something flying towards him with his Sharingan.
Run!
Kakashi instantly disappeared from his spot with a Body Flicker, beginning to sprint at extreme speed.
And the thing behind him showed no decrease in speed, chasing him through the air.
Crazy Diamond's ability is to repair all objects.
One classic application of this ability is to recall or pursue another part of an object by repairing it.
For example, if a photo is torn in half and one half is taken by another person, this method can be used to track the other person's location by repairing it.
And what Bai Mo did was very simple.
He had Naruto throw water stained with his aura into the latrine.
The contents inside were covered by the Crazy Diamond's ability, began to repair, and thus pursue, seeking their other parts.
And the other parts, of course, were in everyone's intestines.
"Yamero! Yamero!!!!!"
Kakashi sprinted through Konoha, tears welling up in his eyes as he watched the nameless object getting closer and closer to his butt.
He began to regret not running hundreds or thousands of laps around Konoha with Might Guy every day to train.
"Yamero—Kamui!!!!!"
Cornered, Kakashi suddenly thought of his recently developed Mangekyō ability. In the nick of time, he used Kamui on the object behind him.
A spatial distortion occurred, and the object disappeared.
Kakashi, relieved and feeling like he had escaped death, collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.
On the other side, someone still eating curry rice in the Kamui Dimension had just taken off his mask and picked up a spoon when suddenly, a lump of something plopped into his curry rice.
The person's face instantly darkened.
Angrily, he smashed the curry rice to the ground: "Kakashi!!!!!"
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