Lily watched as a crowd formed around the suicidal girl.
"I just..." She took out a knife, "...Wanted a shot of whirlwind romance like the one in this manga!"
She waved the knife, keeping the strangers away, "But thanks to this body, that'll never happen..."
"Death is my only option!!"
Lily watched from the sidelines as the rest backed away.
"Listen up, old man, and the same goes for the rest of you!!" Fuuko continued.
"If you touch my body... You'll contract an incurable disease... and die!" This caught the ear of a buff man with a card in their forehead.
"I mean it!" She backed away a little, "I've got nothingto live for with a body like this."
"You see now?" She raised her hands into the air, "That's why I've got to die."
She lowered the knife level with her body, "If you get it then stay back."
Lily then heard some mumbling but couldn't catch it as she looked down below.
"Take this." A man put his drink into Lily's hand as they approached Fuuko.
*blsh*
"Blsh?" Fuuko was confused and looked back... to see her stabbing a guy, "huh?"
"guh-fwah" The man spat out blood.
'Oh so that's UN-dead...' Lily thought to herself, 'WAIT THAT'S HIM'
Fuuko was now panicking.
"Did she stab him!?" The crowd was scared and confused, "No... It's more like they stabbed themselves."
"hehe." UN-dead laughed and grabbed Fuuko by the face.
"A deadly disease transferred by touch? Never heard of it."
He smiled, "SICK! Suicides have been gettin' kinda stale y'know!" He put her down.
"Well my hand was all over ya." He spread his arms widely, "What's gonna happen? Where's it gonna hurt? The outside? Maybe from within?"
"It's coming..." Fuuko got up.
"Wazzat?"
"My UN-luck!-" Fuuko and the rest of the crowd watched as the platform under UN-dead cracked and fell, with him on it... and into an incoming train, decapitating him.
Lily watched all happen as Fuuko ran down to where the body would be.
Lily decided to follow and watched as technicians argued with the conductor about the reason for the stop.
Fuuko gripped the fence with a tense expression and Lily decided to approach he.
"Hey it's all fine." Lily put a hand on Fuuko's back.
"Who're you!?" She asked as she smacked off her hand.
"Names Lily, Lily Haruhime! or is it Haruhime Lily for Japan?" She shrugged when suddenly.
"HAHA!" Suddenly laughing was heard nearby.
Lily watched as a head hopped up, "There you are!"
"Now I get it!" The head laughed and continued, "That disease was just a front to protect those people!!"
Lily watched as Fuuko panicked and the head floated up from spouting blood.
"SICK!!" He regrew his body and Fuuko fell.
"Looks like today is my lucky day!" Her face was now level with his crotch.
"NOOO!!!" She punched, "It's a zombie!"
"GAH!"
"Wow, you have it rough UN-dead." Lily help but say as he was in pain, "And a you're a pervert."
"..." He looked to her but dismissed it as Fuuko tried running away.
Lily watched as Fuuko was running away shouting something about zombies, clearly making UN-dead mad as they left their feet unhealed.
"Don't you dare..." He rocketed off, "Lump me in with those rotting meat sacks!" He caught her.
"I ain't no zombie, I'm undead!" He gave a bear hug she couldn't escape.
"Hate to cut to the chase, but I've got a few questions for you." Lily took the chance to run after where they will next be.
"Pretty sure I heard you say something about your unluck was coming, right?" He dropped her when-
"KYAAA! A naked man is assaulting a young girl!" A random woman was there, "Someone! Anyone! HELP!"
"Welp, can't stick around here any longer. Gotta move." He put Fuuko over his shoulder, "Better hold on."
"Huh?" And he rocketed off, "EEEEEK"
Back to Lily, she is running up stairs in a rapid pace to beat them to the roof.
"Good thing I got rid of exhaustion." She was thankful for her ability as she reached the top floor.
*BANG*
She slammed open the door just in time to see the pair.
"omygodomygodomygod" Fuuko was crawling away mumbling as UN-dead was explaining about his ability.
Suddenly he picked her up and put her over the edge... and dropped her.
But Lily knew it was just intimidation as she say UN-dead grab her and bring her back up.
"Now spill it." He commanded and Fuuko started to spiel about her backstory.
"So you gave your parrents bad luck and their plane exploded." Lily was sipping on some juice she picked up from a vending machine.
"..." Both looked at her.
""That weird lady!"" Both exclaimed at the same time as Fuuko grabbed UN-dead.
"Quite the pair you are~" Lily help but admire them as she stepped back.
*CRASH*
Suddenly a banana crate landed on UN-dead.
Seeing him distracted, she took the moment to run away... but she didn't look to where she was going.
"Watch your step." Lily grabbed Fuuko's gloved hand as she leaned over the edge.
"BRAT! You call this deadly!" Suddenly UN-dead burst from the crate, bananas in hand, "This ain't gonna cut it!"
The sudden loud sound made Fuuko panic and let go of Lily's hand, it certainly didn't help that Lily was a short loli.
Seeing her fall, Un-dead chased after, saying something about true death.
Lily watched as they flew off into the sunset to an abandoned building, but she also say people in black suits.
"... It's going to be a chaotic day." Lily mumbled to herself as she left and went to where the pair were going to be.
At a fountain near an abandoned building, Lily took out her phone and started to record what will transpire.
"So who might you be?" A voice came from an alleyway.
Lily looked and it was one of the men in black.
"Oh me?" She pointed to herself, "Little ol' me?"
She smiled, "And you?"
"We are part of The Union, and you were seen with the two." He approached.
"So unless you have a good reason, we will need to wipe your memory after giving us information of those two."
"Fine~" A look of confusion was displayed on their face.
"I am Lily Haruhime, and you have no reason to end me if I can proove my worth right~" She tilted her head to which they nodded.
"You'd have to be one of them for that, and we have to not have a quest to capture you."
"Well, they Negate death and luck, but wanna guess what I can do?" She asked.
"No." They firmly rejected.
"Bummer, well I negate laws," She smiled, "I'm UN-law."