35: Chapter 35 Kiss MeHearing this, Luffy looked in the direction of the voice and a smile appeared on his lips.
There was a blue-haired woman wearing a beige patterned shirt and glasses standing there.
She stared at him with hostility and frowned.
At this moment, Simoge in the pit heard the sound and his breathing suddenly stopped.
He endured the severe pain from his ribs and shouted loudly:
"Dasiqi, run!"
This shout stunned Dashiqi.
She looked forward and found Simoge, who was almost dying in the pit!
She opened her mouth wide, her eyes full of disbelief.
Simoge, the god of war in her heart, is both her superior and her mentor.No one in the East China Sea should be able to defeat him.
Who could have beaten him into this state.
Oh, this girl's reaction is really slow.
"Is it really you?Monchi D.Luffy?"
She was silent for a full minute before she came to her senses.She raised her head with a gloomy face and yelled at Luffy.
Her trembling body revealed the anger within her.
But that cute look and glasses make it really hard to be scary.
"Yes, it's me." Luffy carried Carmen on his shoulders."So what do you want to do?What can you do to me?"
Dashiqi took a step forward and shouted, "I will never let you, a pirate who has committed so many crimes, set foot on the Grand Line, and I will never allow you to harm Simoge.I will put you in jail!"
Luffy was amused by her words, "Then you try it."
In the pit.
After hearing the conversation, Simoge ignored the pain in his body and quickly crawled out to stop Dasiqi.
But he was injured too badly, and when he poked his head out of the pit, it was too late!
Dashiqi rushed over with a knife in his hand, but was subdued by Luffy in the blink of an eye.
The long sword was thrown aside and she was pressed against the wall by Luffy.
"Stop, stop…"
Luffy ignored Simoge's intermittent voice.
He carried Carmen on his shoulders while pinching Daciqi's neck with his hands.Looking at her trembling eyes, the corners of his mouth involuntarily curled up:
"Hey~ You coward, you're trying to be a hero.Now I'm giving you two choices."
After saying that, he released Dasiqi's neck.
"One, kiss me, and I'll let him go.Two, I'll kill him, and then I'll kiss you."
As soon as these words came out, the surroundings suddenly became eerily quiet.
This is too much!
What kind of choice is this?
Don't you have to kiss each one you choose?
Carmen: (⊙ˍ⊙)…
Dasiqi:Σ(°△°|||)︴
Looking at Simoge's expression again, it is simply indescribable.
It's like.
Please let me die.jpg!
This Luffy is simply not a human being!
He actually threatened my men with my life!
I...
puff!
A mouthful of blood spurted out, scaring Luffy.
"Eh?Are you Charizard?.Come on, little glasses, it's your turn to choose!"
Luffy speaks so casually.
Dasiqi was completely stunned.
Who is Little Glasses!
She took a deep breath and glanced at Simoge who was almost suffocating.
Finally, as if he had made up his mind, he looked at Luffy seriously and said:
"You have to keep your word.If I kiss you, you have to let him go!"
"Yes, come on."
Luffy took the initiative to move his face closer.
Dasiqi gritted his teeth and looked resigned.
It's not a kiss anyway, just think of it as kissing your cat or dog at home, kiss it quickly and be done with it!
With this thought in mind.
She took off her glasses and pushed them directly into Luffy's face!
But Luffy thought she was dawdling and just turned around to take a look.
Then--
(灬º‿º灬)♡
Dashiqi:!
"Mmmmm—"
Her head was held down.
I'm almost crying.
A few minutes later, she broke free from Luffy's arms, spitting "Ptui, ptui" and wiping her mouth as she spit.
Then he shouted angrily at Luffy:
"You bastard, you're so disrespectful!We agreed to just kiss once, why did you press my head?"
Luffy carried the dazed Carmen and said, "Huh?"
"You!You're just quibbling.Didn't we agree to kiss on the cheek?Who told you to turn around?"
Luffy: "Strange, did I say kiss on the cheek?"
"You!Bastard!"
Luffy left Dashichi speechless and almost fainted from anger.
Luffy stood there with an expression that said "you can't do anything to me".Dashiqi was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he could do nothing.
"What the hell are you trying to do?Either kill me or take me away.Pirates and the Hi Army are in love?Don't disgust me!"
Simoge was almost driven crazy.
My subordinates were threatened in person, but I could only stare blankly.This feeling is even worse than death!
"Take him away."
To Carmen's surprise, Luffy bent down, patted Dashichi's butt lightly, and pushed her away.
"It feels pretty good."
Luffy muttered something, then shouted to Dashiqi: "Bye, Hijun sister."
"You!Remember this!I won't let you go!"
Dashiqi stamped her feet in anger, but Luffy ignored her and carried Carmen to the alley entrance.His tone became serious: "Once you get on my ship, you have to listen to me.Yes, understand?"
Carmen was confused: "Why are you so gentle to the little girl from Hijun, but so mean to me?"
Carmen was confused for a moment and muttered softly, "It's not like I can't refuse.Why are you so fierce?"
"Yeah, pretty good."
Luffy laughed as soon as he heard it."From now on, besides cooking on the ship, you have to be my secretary.Oh no, you have to be my secretary in bed too!"
Carmen quickly corrected: "Captain, it's on the boat, not on the bed."
"It's all the same!"
Luffy said nonchalantly.
At this moment, the system's voice sounded in Luffy's mind.
"The Acting Chief's plan has been activated!"
"Ding, the host has successfully recruited crew members.One Piece Beauty Identification: East Sea Chef Carmen!"
"Congratulations to the host for winning the grand prize draw for anime.Do you want to enter the draw immediately?"
"Pull!Keep going!"
When Luffy heard this prompt tone, he knew that Carmen had accepted her fate.
Yes, what else can she do if she doesn't accept her fate now?
Even Simog, the strongest man in Roge Town, was defeated by him with one punch.How could the beautiful chef not be afraid?
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining: Water Element Control!"
"Control of Water Element: Able to absorb water flow and create floods, derived from the Water Baby in Calabash Brothers!"
What?The water babies are all out?
Are there any big kids?I want to grow big and compare heights with the giant sisters!
"Skill automatically upgraded: Freely control all water elements within a 500-meter radius, including but not limited to seawater, plant moisture, and human body moisture."
To be honest, Luffy initially thought that Shuiwa's ability was useless.
But when he saw this upgraded skill, he was stunned!
There was a glint of excitement in his eyes, as if he had discovered some priceless treasure!
This ability is actually very simple.
Within 500 meters, whether it is sea water, river water or mineral water, it is all under his control.
Even the water in plants and the human body is considered the water element!
Just think about it, how terrifying would it be to drain all the water from someone's body during a fight?
And anyone within 500 meters could become his target.
Wow, am I going to transform into an enhanced version of "Knock Keddar"?
As soon as I see that sand crocodile guy, I will definitely use the water-sucking method on him.It would be strange if he is not scared to the point that his eyes almost pop out.
"Sigh.My abilities are getting more and more outrageous, but the strength of Keya and the others is still a headache."
Luffy looked at Carmen next to him and suddenly remembered the female crew members on his ship.
I can't handle it all by myself.It's not easy to take care of so many girls at the same time.
As they are about to embark on the Grand Line, improving their strength is extremely urgent!
"Looks like I need to find a way to lure a few more of the beautiful women from the story aboard.Maybe I can get some experience cards that boost my combat power!"
Well, you don't have to practice hard, you can improve your cultivation by three to five years just by brushing it, how wonderful it is!
After everyone met, Luffy handed Carmen over to Nami and the others.
At that time, Carmen also asked about her two short followers.
After all, I have been with her for so long.Even if we don't have a deep relationship, we are half friends.
Luffy naturally didn't tell her the truth.He just lied and said that after he used the elephant gun, the two short guys were so scared that they ran away.
Carmen knew how strong Luffy was, and also understood that the two shorter guys were "gutless," so she didn't even think about looking elsewhere.
I just thought that we parted in such a hurry that we didn't have time to wave goodbye.
Later, Carmen stopped making a fuss and went shopping with a few friends.
This time we are going to enter the Grand Line, so we need to prepare everything.
Girls have a lot of things to do.They have to prepare clothes, jewelry, stockings, high heels and so on.
Of course, in the original world, Nami never wore Hey stockings, and that was because Luffy liked them.
When it comes to Hey Stockings, Luffy can't help but think of the two women "Nicole Robin" and "Kalifa".
Putting aside the question of whether it's sexy or not, the way they look in fishnet stockings.is simply amazing!
All the messy thoughts in his mind were seen by Solong who was following him.
Suolong raised his eyebrows and said, "Captain, please pay attention to your image.You look so shabby right now, how can you be a pirate?"
Luffy rolled his eyes at him:
"Ten, Green Algae Head, you're meddling too much!"
"I, Mengqi D.Luffy, am just an outright pervert, so what?"
Suolong had three knives hanging on his waist.His eyelids twitched and he walked away.
With a pensive expression on his face, he disappeared from Luffy's sight after a few seconds.
Did I go too far and embarrass Solong?
No, I'm the captain!
How dare he, the captain of the first division, look down on me?Does he want to quit his job?
Luffy frowned and began to think about how to "punish" Solong next time.
A hundred meters away.
Suolong carried three large swords on his back and walked majestically, muttering under his breath:
"The captain's orders are the law of heaven!He likes women, so I have to help him get women.Where is the 'captain's wife' that Shan Zhi mentioned?Where is the woman who looks a lot like Kunina?"
"This is outrageous.We can't let her get away!"
"Lord Alita——"
Just as Luffy's crew members disbanded and each of them was busy purchasing supplies.
A Hey HoleIn the corner of the hole.
Several furtive figures wearing long cloaks gathered together.
The guy in the blue coat and heart-shaped glasses stood at the front and said, "We found the Straw Hats."
"Really?" a tall, fat man said cheerfully, "Finally, we caught him?The powerful guy whom I admire so much!"
She showed her face from under her cloak, and it turned out to be the fat girl with freckles on her face who had fallen into the sea when Luffy went out to sea.
Arlitta!
It's strange to say, in the original world, Arlitta accidentally ate the slippery fruit, and her figure and appearance changed drastically.
But she missed that thing in this life, so she still looks ugly.
But this did not diminish her confidence at all!"I am the most beautiful woman in the world, and only a strong man is worthy of me.Mengqi D.Luffy, I must make him mine!"
Arlitta was immersed in her own sweet dream, as if she were truly in love."Have you bought the seastone?"
"We've bought it, Master Arletta!Don't worry, we're reliable." The person next to him answered, but his eyes behind the heart-shaped glasses were a little worried: "But, Master Arletta, will this trick really work?You know, the Straw Hat Pirates are not only powerful, but his subordinate Solon's bounty is much higher than ours!"
The one who suddenly became cowardly was the vice-captain who defeated the pirate group - Zangao!
When he talked about the guy who killed Ke Luo for no apparent reason, he felt so angry that his teeth itched.
It's not that he and Ke Luo have a deep friendship, but he is unwilling to accept that the person he has followed for so many years would die in unclear circumstances, and he feels that all his efforts have been in vain.
I can only say that the thoughts of most pirates in the pirate world are really hard to understand.
"Then pick the soft one."
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